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"Doc Smartass" |
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03 Feb 2004 06:32:42 PM |
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OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "The Emperors New Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 01:11:52 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment. Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 09:44:45 AM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment. Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of society.
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 01:59:37 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Hmm. The only "problem" I have with the whole affair is that there are a lot
of tits I'd rather see than Janet Jackson's. <G>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 03:15:51 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 19:59:37 +0000 didst John Baker speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Hmm. The only "problem" I have with the whole affair is that there are a lot
of tits I'd rather see than Janet Jackson's. <G>
I still can't get over that I'm supposed to believe the audience of a
football game is offended by the sight of a breast...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "The Emperors New Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 05:37:50 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Ironically we didn't even see the nip...her ninja star was in the way!
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Yes please!!! YAAAYYYY....oh, what a feeling...*leaps in the
air*...cheer-lead-ers!
Can I have yours, Mark...no point in her going to waste.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 05:41:41 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 09:37:50 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Ironically we didn't even see the nip...her ninja star was in the way!
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Yes please!!! YAAAYYYY....oh, what a feeling...*leaps in the
air*...cheer-lead-ers!
Can I have yours, Mark...no point in her going to waste.
Please do. The giggling is driving me *crazy.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "The Emperors New Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
05 Feb 2004 01:30:55 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.23.41.41.425005@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 09:37:50 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back
radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and
thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the
sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Ironically we didn't even see the nip...her ninja star was in the way!
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Yes please!!! YAAAYYYY....oh, what a feeling...*leaps in the
air*...cheer-lead-ers!
Can I have yours, Mark...no point in her going to waste.
Please do. The giggling is driving me *crazy.
Cool!! I like the jiggling that comes with the giggling! Now.....Gregory?
Levy? Come on....you guys don't want them either!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
05 Feb 2004 09:04:56 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 17:30:55 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.23.41.41.425005@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 09:37:50 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back
radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and
thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the
sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Ironically we didn't even see the nip...her ninja star was in the way!
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Yes please!!! YAAAYYYY....oh, what a feeling...*leaps in the
air*...cheer-lead-ers!
Can I have yours, Mark...no point in her going to waste.
Please do. The giggling is driving me *crazy.
Cool!! I like the jiggling that comes with the giggling! Now.....Gregory?
Levy? Come on....you guys don't want them either!
Can you take the trampoline too?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "bob young" |
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05 Feb 2004 08:47:46 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" wrote:
And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 09:37:50 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Ironically we didn't even see the nip...her ninja star was in the way!
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Yes please!!! YAAAYYYY....oh, what a feeling...*leaps in the
air*...cheer-lead-ers!
Can I have yours, Mark...no point in her going to waste.
Please do. The giggling is driving me *crazy....
....eeer shouldn't that be 'moaning'!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
06 Feb 2004 09:43:48 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 20:47:46 -0600 didst bob young speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" wrote:
And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 09:37:50 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and
the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown
in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment.
Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of
society.
Ironically we didn't even see the nip...her ninja star was in the way!
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Yes please!!! YAAAYYYY....oh, what a feeling...*leaps in the
air*...cheer-lead-ers!
Can I have yours, Mark...no point in her going to waste.
Please do. The giggling is driving me *crazy....
...eeer shouldn't that be 'moaning'!
Um... why?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "bob young" |
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05 Feb 2004 08:47:13 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" wrote:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment. Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of society.
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Osama's nipple....now that would be a real 'turn off'!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
05 Feb 2004 09:59:51 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Feb 2004 09:44:45 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Message ID: <pan.2004.02.04.15.44.45.938621@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
alt.atheism;
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 17:11:52 +1000 didst The Emperor's New
Clayton speak thusly:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio show
were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and thrown in
jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to children...and
the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with the sentiment. Your
country gets more and more frightening every day.
Apparently, the sight of a nipple can destroy the entire fabric of society.
Guess next time, Osama should drop cheerleaders on us?
Topless cheerleaders. The range of 'destruction' would be miles in
range and in months of duration.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 09:28:21 AM |
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On Wed 04 Feb 2004 01:11:52a, "The Emperor's New Clayton"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com> kicked back with a beer, ruminated at
length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell asleep again
after thoughtfully blurting out:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9484BD455F5F5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
They showed a story about it here today. Callers to a talk back radio
show were saying that Janet and Justin should be put in handcuffs and
thrown in jail for good for all the terrible damage they have done to
children...and the host and other callers were fervently agreeing with
the sentiment. Your country gets more and more frightening every day.
*You're* telling *me*?! Hey man, I have to *live* here!
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
03 Feb 2004 09:50:06 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the sight
of a breast.
Wait... am I missing something here?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
03 Feb 2004 11:14:28 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
I have a short list of a dozen women who are welcome to offend me :)
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the
sight of a breast.
Don't cheerleaders have breasts? Oh, wait--they're just bouncing, but still
covered.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Maybe it was the wrong breast?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 08:23:13 AM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 05:14:28 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
I have a short list of a dozen women who are welcome to offend me :)
Speaking of which, did you see that Powell over at the FCC has it on Tivo?
Apparently he needs to be repeat offended?
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the
sight of a breast.
Don't cheerleaders have breasts? Oh, wait--they're just bouncing, but still
covered.
Cheerleaders hell. What was, exactly, the point of all that slow motion
running on Baywatch?
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
Wait... am I missing something here?
Maybe it was the wrong breast?
But... but it was the right one.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Maverick" |
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| Title: Re: OT? JACKSON'S TIT SIGNIFIES END OF WORLD!! |
04 Feb 2004 12:29:25 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.14.23.13.666324@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 05:14:28 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
I have a short list of a dozen women who are welcome to offend me :)
Speaking of which, did you see that Powell over at the FCC has it on
Tivo?
Apparently he needs to be repeat offended?
Who would get offended by such a thing?
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the
sight of a breast.
Don't cheerleaders have breasts? Oh, wait--they're just bouncing, but
still covered.
Cheerleaders hell. What was, exactly, the point of all that slow
motion running on Baywatch?
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
Heh, that was the best part of the entire show, even though the rest of
the scenes were bravely trying to get some of that attention, with our
heroes/heroines disarming bombs and helping orphans.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Maybe it was the wrong breast?
But... but it was the right one.
Either way, I for one welcome any hot female celebrities who wish to do
something similar... :)
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04 Feb 2004 09:26:58 AM |
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On Wed 04 Feb 2004 08:23:13a, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a
joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 05:14:28 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
I have a short list of a dozen women who are welcome to offend me :)
Speaking of which, did you see that Powell over at the FCC has it on
Tivo?
Apparently he needs to be repeat offended?
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the
sight of a breast.
Don't cheerleaders have breasts? Oh, wait--they're just bouncing, but
still covered.
Cheerleaders hell. What was, exactly, the point of all that slow
motion running on Baywatch?
So viewers could observe and study the human foot in action, of course!
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
No, really, are you? Either you're pulling our legs or I'm a bit
slow... I'd always pegged you as straight.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Maybe it was the wrong breast?
But... but it was the right one.
I think they wanted to see Justin's breast instead.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Feb 2004 10:53:52 AM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 15:26:58 +0000 didst Mekkala speak thusly:
On Wed 04 Feb 2004 08:23:13a, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a
joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 05:14:28 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
I have a short list of a dozen women who are welcome to offend me :)
Speaking of which, did you see that Powell over at the FCC has it on
Tivo?
Apparently he needs to be repeat offended?
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the
sight of a breast.
Don't cheerleaders have breasts? Oh, wait--they're just bouncing, but
still covered.
Cheerleaders hell. What was, exactly, the point of all that slow
motion running on Baywatch?
So viewers could observe and study the human foot in action, of course!
But... but... they never showed the feet...
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
No, really, are you? Either you're pulling our legs or I'm a bit
slow... I'd always pegged you as straight.
No I'm quite serious.
I do, however, appear to be one of those "nobody knows" types. I always
end up having to *tell people. Even other gay men think I'm straight.
Which can really, really put a crimp in one's social life.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Maybe it was the wrong breast?
But... but it was the right one.
I think they wanted to see Justin's breast instead.
Now at least that I can understand...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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04 Feb 2004 12:57:03 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.16.53.51.331300@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 15:26:58 +0000 didst Mekkala speak thusly:
On Wed 04 Feb 2004 08:23:13a, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a
joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
No, really, are you? Either you're pulling our legs or I'm a bit
slow... I'd always pegged you as straight.
No I'm quite serious.
I do, however, appear to be one of those "nobody knows" types. I always
end up having to *tell people. Even other gay men think I'm straight.
People assume I'm gay. Heh.
Which can really, really put a crimp in one's social life.
You know, I've heard about those "social life" things. Do they hurt?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Feb 2004 03:25:40 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 18:57:03 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.16.53.51.331300@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 15:26:58 +0000 didst Mekkala speak thusly:
On Wed 04 Feb 2004 08:23:13a, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a
joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
No, really, are you? Either you're pulling our legs or I'm a bit
slow... I'd always pegged you as straight.
No I'm quite serious.
I do, however, appear to be one of those "nobody knows" types. I always
end up having to *tell people. Even other gay men think I'm straight.
People assume I'm gay. Heh.
Which can really, really put a crimp in one's social life.
You know, I've heard about those "social life" things. Do they hurt?
The people who *have them seem to enjoy them. But maybe they're putting us
on...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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05 Feb 2004 02:01:49 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.21.25.40.120266@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 18:57:03 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
Which can really, really put a crimp in one's social life.
You know, I've heard about those "social life" things. Do they hurt?
The people who *have them seem to enjoy them. But maybe they're
putting us on...
Must be for the same reason married folks pretend to be having fun in
public--they want to lure us single people in so we can suff--er, enjoy it,
too!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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05 Feb 2004 09:14:06 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 08:01:49 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.21.25.40.120266@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 18:57:03 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
Which can really, really put a crimp in one's social life.
You know, I've heard about those "social life" things. Do they hurt?
The people who *have them seem to enjoy them. But maybe they're
putting us on...
Must be for the same reason married folks pretend to be having fun in
public--they want to lure us single people in so we can suff--er, enjoy it,
too!
I thought the government paid them to do that.
No, wait, Bush is *going to pay them to do that...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "stoney" |
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05 Feb 2004 09:55:40 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Feb 2004 15:25:40 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Message ID: <pan.2004.02.04.21.25.40.120266@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
alt.atheism;
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 18:57:03 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.16.53.51.331300@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 15:26:58 +0000 didst Mekkala speak thusly:
On Wed 04 Feb 2004 08:23:13a, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a
joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
(No, really, I'm gay, I don't get it)
No, really, are you? Either you're pulling our legs or I'm a bit
slow... I'd always pegged you as straight.
No I'm quite serious.
I do, however, appear to be one of those "nobody knows" types. I always
end up having to *tell people. Even other gay men think I'm straight.
People assume I'm gay. Heh.
Which can really, really put a crimp in one's social life.
You know, I've heard about those "social life" things. Do they hurt?
The people who *have them seem to enjoy them. But maybe they're putting us
on...
I hope that would be 'one leg at a time'..........
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "bob young" |
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05 Feb 2004 03:42:13 AM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.....
football game...er...well.....OK .....I guess Janet did her market research
very well indeed!
I have a short list of a dozen women who are welcome to offend me :)
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the
sight of a breast.
Don't cheerleaders have breasts? Oh, wait--they're just bouncing, but still
covered.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Maybe it was the wrong breast?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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05 Feb 2004 09:13:38 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 03:42:13 -0600 didst bob young speak thusly:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.....
football game...er...well.....OK .....I guess Janet did her market
research very well indeed!
Actually, funny thing...
Don't recall who exactly had the tape but there is one that shows Jackson
after the incident (the camera happened to be where they could catch more
"off stage" action).
She was *pissed. At least it looks that way to me. Arms crossed over her
chest, bitching about something. Did not look like somebody who'd just
pulled off some intentional stunt. Looked pretty embarrassed and upset to
me.
I'm actually buying that it was an accident. Oh, they meant to be risque
but something went wrong. These people knew they couldn't, erm, pull off a
stunt like *that on a major, nationally televised event. Entertainment
folk may not be the brightest lights on the string but they're not *that
stupid.
I was sitting in a hospital waiting room when the news was replaying the
tape (oh, okay, that's where I saw this one, it was ET or something
similar that was on the TV in the waiting room). People in the waiting
room kept saying "that was planned" regardless of what the tape was
showing.
Curiously, people seem to *want to believe it was on purpose.
What a weird country...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "William Klee" |
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05 Feb 2004 04:35:47 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.05.15.13.37.734079@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K.
Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
And so upon Thu, 05 Feb 2004 03:42:13 -0600 didst bob young speak thusly:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.....
football game...er...well.....OK .....I guess Janet did her market
research very well indeed!
Actually, funny thing...
Don't recall who exactly had the tape but there is one that shows Jackson
after the incident (the camera happened to be where they could catch more
"off stage" action).
She was *pissed. At least it looks that way to me. Arms crossed over her
chest, bitching about something. Did not look like somebody who'd just
pulled off some intentional stunt. Looked pretty embarrassed and upset to
me.
I'm actually buying that it was an accident. Oh, they meant to be risque
but something went wrong. These people knew they couldn't, erm, pull off a
stunt like *that on a major, nationally televised event. Entertainment
folk may not be the brightest lights on the string but they're not *that
stupid.
I was sitting in a hospital waiting room when the news was replaying the
tape (oh, okay, that's where I saw this one, it was ET or something
similar that was on the TV in the waiting room). People in the waiting
room kept saying "that was planned" regardless of what the tape was
showing.
Curiously, people seem to *want to believe it was on purpose.
If it was an accident, they can't *****. They *want* to *****, thus...
What a weird country...
No *****.
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05 Feb 2004 09:56:29 PM |
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On 5 Feb 2004 03:42:13 -0600, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>,
Message ID: <40220F29.DD0FEBA4@netvigator.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi:
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the
local paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front
page and the Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
Sadly...yes. Puritanical stupidity.
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.....
football game...er...well.....OK .....I guess Janet did her market research
very well indeed!
BINGO! :)))
(snip)
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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04 Feb 2004 07:40:38 AM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the sight
of a breast.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Seriously, you don't think those guys go to Hooters just for the chicken wings,
no do you?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Feb 2004 08:20:08 AM |
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And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 13:40:38 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.04.03.50.06.686298@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
And so upon Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:32:42 +0000 didst Doc Smartass speak
thusly:
Well, maybe not--but it's in keeping with all the hysteria in the local
paper, which put the story above the fold on both the front page and the
Life section.
Can you believe the uproar?
And, okay, so they want me to believe that the audience of a major
football game is offended at the sight of a breast.
Lemme try this again. The audience of *football is offended at the sight
of a breast.
Wait... am I missing something here?
Seriously, you don't think those guys go to Hooters just for the chicken wings,
no do you?
From the way everybody is talking, you'd think they'd be in church instead
of watching the game anyway...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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