hmpf, that reminds me of when I was a kid and this guy used to tell
stories
about guys building gigantic boats.

I know, and what they didnt tell you is HOW you make gigantic boats.
In RL, not Noah. In RL, you make gigantic boats by waging wars!

Im sure you are old enough to understand it now.

I'm old enough to realize that when the elephant says "purple" to the coffee
cup it makes the pen go up with the chicken, says the picture frame.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must be confused. When I read your post, I assumed we'd
started playing the "Spew Intelligible Crap" game.

On 2005-09-23 10:26:49 -0700, "rita-liate!" <rita-liate!@gmail.com> said:

In RL, you make gigantic boats by waging wars!

Um... you realize this makes no sense, of course.

: Fuckward? New word. Nice.

It seems you have poor eyesight, in addition to all of your other
deficiencies.

: Next is... oh, yes. 'Pity how I don't
: realize how stoopid I am'. Coming from a true atheist you are,
: I ain't surpised. So, tell me, WHAT'S new?

Not a thing, you silly creature. You haven't actually come up with a
single original thing to say yet.

: > Hey! I do _my_ job, he does _his_ job! It isn't a question of
: > whether I _want_ to, or not, the civil service system doesn't
allow
: > for me to work outside my job classification.
:
: Change it. Fight against it. Dont just sit on yer ***** thinking
: how there is NO God, and how 'other' people are dumber
: than you 'are' and such...

Considering my job is to sit on my ***** all day......and I rather enjoy
being able to tell people to ***** off, if they ask me to do things I
wasn't hired for.

: and sorry, 'NARF', I wasnt reffering to your day job.

Did I say that you were? Nope.

: Now I dont know who is dumber, you or me.

That's perfectly ok. You see, I _do_ know which of us is the dumber
one...and I'll give you a clue...it isn't me.

: > : For example...
: >
: > Yes? For example.....
:
: For example... Im am sorry I didnt read the whole article.

No point in burning out both braincells, you still wouldn't
comprehend.

: But, hey... as far as I know, I did get the Jesus, 24 eldery
: people stuff right, didnt I? Is that what's the problem about?
: See, I cannot communicate with you if you dont tell me.

You can't communicate, no matter what. I'm having fun with you, and
you're getting your knickers twisted...but then, you probably enjoy a
bit of self-flagellation, don't you.

: > : > : Atheists KNOW that Jesus works THRU people.
: > : >
: > : > No, actually he tends to ask them to move, if they're in his
way.
: > :
: > : Like, YOU know, right?
: >
: > Like, you don't know what you're saying, and you sure as *****
don't
: > get the joke.
:
: Joke? Maybe I don't. Maybe I do. I asked you a thing... care to make
: a response? Or are you just talking crap, again, atheist.

Me? Talk crap? *narf* The joke you're not getting is you, you slimy
xian twit.

: Sorry for breaking the geek rules of the geektard Internet slash
usenet.
: I'm veuy veuy sorry!

Yes, you are a very sorry excuse for humanity.

: Jesus is a Mexican immigrant, maybe he's a RC,
: > but then again, maybe he isn't....they aren't all stupid godfucks,
: > like you.
:
: Immigrant? You think Jesus is just ONE person?

The one I'm talking about is, as far as I know. I mean, he *might*
have a split personality, but then, I'm no expert on that subject.

: >What's "merely" about being a son of man?
:
: You ain't a deity. Right?

There are no deities. However, I *am* Ghod.

: But since you ARE an atheist, YOU THINK
: that MAN is a deity. Look here...

Is this going to be one of those "pull my finger" gags?

: There is no more
: > destructive force on the planet than man.
:
: ... see? Ok, lemme try once again. YOU think that MAN is the MOST
: destructive force on the planet, am I right?

Actually, it is a rather easily recognizable fact.

a godboy fruitcake like yourself to be able to differentiate between
reality and your dreamworld.

: Then, you are an ATHEIST,
: who's belief system is BASED on MEN, people, humans. (Atheists are
: not DUMB in a general way, so ATHEISTS DO admit that 'people are
: responsible for all kinds of bad things'.).

Holy *****, Batman! You actually got something RIGHT! It's called
Humanism (often preappended with 'Secular'). The fact that you appear
to recognize that atheists aren't generally dumb gives us some hope
for you...

: Besides, what are you, an
: > artificial construct?
:
: Nope. Does that imply, if I am a man that Im evil from the start?

It doesn't imply any such thing. And I'm not convinced that you're a
man, yet.

: > Get a dictionary, dumbass....and do something about that diarrhea
of
: > the mouth you're having. I'd ask you to explain about atheists
being
: > "scared shitless", but since it's just a random turd you've popped
: > out, I won't.
:
: Yes. Atheists are people who are, mostly, just a bunch of
'individuals'

Only mostly? Silly xian.

: who, when they form a group of people who think in ways they alone
: do, turn into a stupid, arrogant mass. Flock. (Which is a 'feature'
of all
: individuals who decide to form a group from likes of them.).

If you had been educated properly, one could gather your meaning from
this assortment of words, but since you clearly haven't, all that we
learn from them, is that you don't have even a hint of a clue. Get
yourself a clueiron. http://www.codesmiths.com/shed/things/clueiron/

: What are they
: scared of? They are, mostly, scared of ANY chance of proof that
there
: is God. THEY demand proof, evidence, but in fact they are SCARED
: by the evidence.

That would be like being afraid of nothing, eh? There _is_ no
evidence, and there never will _be_ any evidence...and no, I'm not
afraid of the dark.

: And then, we are not talking homocide crime investigation
: here, are we? So, 'evidence' doesn't have to be a thing, an
object...

You've now stated your opinion as to what evidence _doesn't_ have to
be, now tell us what you think it _must_ be.

: Atheist think that is should.

Never even came within shouting distance of a school, did you?

: Cause most of atheists are highly educated
: people, who believe in 'science' and 'hard evidence'.

Where did you hear this? Come on, inquiring minds want to know!

: Something they can feel, smell, touch, hear... you know, REAL stuff.
Like you see on
: TV and stuff! Mwahahahahaha...

See me, feel me,
Touch me, heal me

: Anyway, Im not debating here about atheists. You KNOW who you are.
: Don't you? So, I don't see any point wasting my time debating with
atheists
: WHY are they atheists in the first place. I'd rather spend my time
letting
: YOU speak... and then me replying, and so on and so on. Until 'the
flock'
: get it's revenge. Revenge of ;the flock' usually consists of calling
people
: trolls, idiots, making fun of them and such.

Pain in your eyes
Makes me cruel - Makes me spiteful
Tears are delightful
Welcome your nightfall
How winter kills

: > : I know you like little boys...
: >
: > On toast, with strawberry jam. Almost as good as french fried
xian.
:
: Now, don't lie. You'd rather have a xian than a little boy, wouldn't
you?

Xians are very often rotten, not good at all....

: Mind? What is that? Tell me more... I can surely see that you
: are an individual who has spent much time in firstly finding the
: damn thing, then (as such an 'intellectual' you are) you have spent
: even MORE time exploring the depths of YOUR mind, and after
: you have mastered this thing called 'mind', you somehow 'went'
: above all of that! Which would imply that you have dicovered yet
: ANOTHER great thing called 'wisdom' or 'experience'. Thus, after
: 'dealing' with YOUR mind, 'NARF', you felt obliged to help 'others'
find
: this thing called 'mind'.

So far, so good.....

: You are a TRUE christian!

The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams.
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams.
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
As silence drowns the screams.

Between the iron gates of fate,
The seeds of time were sown,
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules.
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools.

Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back
And laugh.
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.

: Always helping others
: in need. (Do you mind me calling you a christian?

Actually, I do mind rather a lot.

: Which one do you preffer? A young boy, or a french fried xian? And,
please, don't lie!)

I prefer reality.

: I must say, 'NARF', you are SO damn smart! And full of wisdom and
: experience. I can surely take your advice! And opinion, without ANY
: reserve at all!
:
: 'NARF', thank You!

If only you were sincere.

: > : > : It's YOU that dont like Jesus, and therefore YOU dont like
: > : > : elderly people.
: > : >
: > : > You don't know anything about reasoning, do you?
: > :
: > : Yeah I do. None here.
: >
: > Heh...nailed yourself.
:
: None, here, on this NG.

What, do you claim then, to reason other places?

: > : I mean, no reasoning here on this NG.
: >
: > Certainly not on your part.
:
: Yeah, you are way much better than me, just because you have
: your little friends and lookalikes hanging around, right

I'm better than you, but you're mistaken as to the reasons.

: If I wanted
: to talk to people who believe in God, would I be here?

Hard to tell.

: As far as you know, maybe I am too 'an atheist to be'.

Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. No skin off my back.

: And so far, you don't even stand a chance.

?? A chance at what? You've conformed to most of my expectations....

: Not that 'church or a regular theist people' ever did, but hey...
I'm fairly an
: open minded person.

Amazing, isn't it? Xians chock full of dogma, going around claiming
to have an open mind.

: (I just wouldn't allow gay people adopting children. Im pro gurl
power and all that.
: Its been too damn long without you 'gurls'... 'being out there'...
fighting alongside
: with 'men' and stuff. Having your rights. Careers. Divorces. Fag
friends and stuff.
: Im pro also abortion and all that. Its not like women could take
care who and
: when are they fucking with, in the first place, right 'gurls'?
Hehehehehehe... besides
: that, I'm an open-minded person. I really am.)

It's a good thing you have no input as to whether gays get to adopt,
or not. I don't know what the ***** you mean by "gurl power"...and I
don't care. Hehehehehehe? Open minded, right.

: > : It's your sanctuary.
: >
: > If it were my sanctuary, it wouldn't contain xian idiots.
: >
: > : So you tend to keep it clean from people who think differently.

If that were true, your sorry ***** would be hanging out to dry.

: > Considering the percentage of the posts that come from losers like
: > you, even _you_ should be able to figure out how untruthful your
: > statement is.
:
: Hm. I AM all the 'other' persons.

You're having an identity crisis - go get youself some help.

: Now I c why you guys hate me so damn much, that even one of your
Godless staff
: Neotraced me. WOW! He must be working for Symantec of Microsoft. Or
something...

You aren't worth the energy to hate your dumb *****.

: you make your presumptions based upon your OWN opinions
: about OTHER people. I must say! And if you do it for money,
: that makes you a psychiatrist, doesn't it?

Quite convincing, actually. Is this Herky Jerky? You are starting to
sound a bit like him.

He's a one trick pony
He either fails or he succeeds
He gives his testimony
Then he relaxes in the weeds
He's got one trick to last a lifetime
But that's all a pony needs
(that's all he needs)
He looks so easy
He looks so clean
He moves like god's
Immaculate machine
He makes me think about
All of these extra movements I make
And all of this herky-jerky motion
And the bag of tricks it takes
To get me through my working day

: > Bigger than your fat head? Doubtful.
:
: Fat head? Thank you. I don't like little heads. Hm... if I have
: a 'fat head' does that imply that my head is big, also? Thank you
: for your answer.

Hydrocephalus? http://www.hydrocephalus.org/

: > do to you?
:
: Didn't see any mexican guy. He might just well be a poor Japanese
: guy. Or even worse, a poor Arab! Mmmmm...

Eyes wide shut.

: > : It's just too damn hard for an atheist to do some good. Oh, good
: > : would mean you can't do bad things? Oh, no, not acceptable for
an
: > atheist!
: >
: > You really are a raving loony.
:
: UNLIKE you!

Got it in one.

: Has someone told you that people who
: > do good can't do bad? Or did you dream that little bit of
silliness
: > up all on your own? I'll just point out to you (even though
you'll
: > ignore it) that atheists have a far easier time doing good than
any
: > xian ever will.
:
: Atheists? Doing good? Where? Who? When?

Yes. All over the place. Me, for one. Every fucking day.

: Nope. Panties from your girlfriend, AND a VD. Check
: it for yourself! I think she might be the carrier.

Right. I have no girlfriend, but you're welcome to any panties you
may think belong to this mythical person.

: Yes. No strings attached m8, ok?. Why do chicks scream
: 'Oh my God' when they are having sex? And for example, why
: do people scream 'Oh my God' when something shocking has
: happened? It puzzles me. Oh well, just a thought.

A partial thought, at best.

: Gotta get my ointment... where is the damn thing!? This is the last
: time I'm fucking some chick on a blind date, when will I ever
learn...

That's what we keep asking, "when will this xian dipshit ever learn?"

: > : THAT'S your problem.
: >
: > Not _my_ problem, loser.
:
: Sure. You dont have ANY problems at all. Youre doing 'good'.
: No God in yer life, just you... and other people.

Life without problems? That'd be just plain boring.

: > : Now, *****! Before I smythe thee with a thunderbolt! Word!
: >
: > *NARF* Will you Patti Smythe me? I'd LIKE that!
:
: Promiscuous?

Who? You? I have doubts about that, even.

: > : Again! Except it! There is NO escape!
: >
: > You're mistaken. There is no exception, escape is easy.
:
: You havent escaped it yet. Why would I trust you?. Hehehehehehehe...

I ask you not to trust me, I ask you to merely understand my words,
even though they are beyond you.

: > : 'NARF', lol, try not breathing for about 45 minutes.
: > : No oxygen tanks, thank you. Then get back to me.
: >
: > With your foul breath around, breathing _does_ get a bit
: > difficult......
:
: Good. At least it keeps chicks with VD away from me...

Proud to be disgusting, lovely......