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"Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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18 Dec 2004 04:21:01 PM |
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OT: Joke - I oughta' be slapped for this one... |
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
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| User: "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Clayton?" |
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18 Dec 2004 06:10:38 PM |
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"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com...
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Eye dun geddit!!
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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18 Dec 2004 10:06:03 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:10:38 +1000, "How Do You Solve A Problem Like
Clayton?" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKfonyemail.com> said in alt.atheism:
"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com...
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Eye dun geddit!!
A takeoff on a TV commercial for a US Mexican fast food (well, they
call it Mexican food) chain. The chihuahua says "Yo quiero Taco
Bell?" (the name of the chain), or something like that. Someone needs
to by severely PUNished.
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"The doctrine that the earth is neither the center of the universe nor immovable, but
moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically
false, and at the least an error of faith."
- Catholic Church's decision against Galileo Galilei
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Clayton...Full Metal Jackass" |
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19 Dec 2004 12:37:33 AM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:10:38 +1000, "How Do You Solve A Problem Like
Clayton?" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKfonyemail.com> said in alt.atheism:
"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com...
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Eye dun geddit!!
A takeoff on a TV commercial for a US Mexican fast food (well, they
call it Mexican food) chain. The chihuahua says "Yo quiero Taco
Bell?" (the name of the chain), or something like that. Someone needs
to by severely PUNished.
Ah...cultural gap stuff!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Dec 2004 08:27:00 PM |
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"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com...
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
<flee>
LOL - Funny :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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18 Dec 2004 07:58:58 PM |
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In article <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle Dollar
Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
I don't get it.
Is that anything like a James Marshal Hendrix?
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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19 Dec 2004 07:56:52 PM |
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"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
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In article <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle Dollar
Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
I don't get it.
It's a pun on the Taco Bell commercial in which a
chihuahua with asks 'Yo quiero TacoBell?" (Do
you want TacoBell?)
Mickey
Is that anything like a James Marshal Hendrix?
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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19 Dec 2004 11:59:46 PM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:gp6dnZd6ltzHrFvcRVn-gQ@comcast.com...
"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:181220041758582595%chib@nospam.com...
In article <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle Dollar
Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
I don't get it.
It's a pun on the Taco Bell commercial in which a
chihuahua with asks 'Yo quiero TacoBell?" (Do
you want TacoBell?)
Here I am correcting myself. The pooch is saying
"I want TacoBell."
Mickey
Is that anything like a James Marshal Hendrix?
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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22 Dec 2004 09:49:50 AM |
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In article <eqCdnQu4IczV91vcRVn-oA@comcast.com>, Michelle Malkin
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Mickey!!!! OMG!!!
Where the hell you been, girl?
We have missed you.
Holy flying tortillas! {{{{{{{{{{MIckey}}}}}}}}}}}}}
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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19 Dec 2004 09:01:10 PM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:181220041758582595%chib@nospam.com...
In article <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle Dollar
Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
I don't get it.
It's a pun on the Taco Bell commercial in which a
chihuahua with asks 'Yo quiero TacoBell?" (Do
you want TacoBell?)
"Yo quiero" means "I want" not "do you want." Since I don't have TV I
have never seen the ad, but is it phrased as a question?
Glenn Arnold
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Dec 2004 10:03:09 PM |
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In our last episode <41C64076.1030108@att.net>, Glenn Arnold lept out of
the bushes shouting:
Michelle Malkin wrote:
"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:181220041758582595%chib@nospam.com...
In article <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle Dollar
Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
I don't get it.
It's a pun on the Taco Bell commercial in which a chihuahua with asks
'Yo quiero TacoBell?" (Do you want TacoBell?)
"Yo quiero" means "I want" not "do you want." Since I don't have TV I have
never seen the ad, but is it phrased as a question?
Si.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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19 Dec 2004 09:36:04 AM |
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:58:58 -0800, chibiabos <chib@nospam.com> wrote:
In article <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle Dollar
Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
I don't get it.
Is that anything like a James Marshal Hendrix?
Pachelbel, at least the way I've heard it pronounced, rhymes almost to
the syllable with "Taco Bell". You might have had to see the Taco
Bell commercials to get it. :-)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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18 Dec 2004 05:31:39 PM |
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In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Tink" |
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19 Dec 2004 09:19:51 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<makes large cream pie>
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Dec 2004 07:06:19 PM |
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In our last episode <Ycidncp07ZWHAVjcRVn-3w@comcast.com>, Tink lept out of
the bushes shouting:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<makes large cream pie>
ARMS RACE!!!!!!!!
<grabs seltzer bottle>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Landis D. Ragon" |
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19 Dec 2004 09:36:40 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:06:19 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <Ycidncp07ZWHAVjcRVn-3w@comcast.com>, Tink lept out of
the bushes shouting:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<makes large cream pie>
ARMS RACE!!!!!!!!
Hmm, my arms are too tightly connected to my shoulders to be able to
race.
<grabs seltzer bottle>
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18 Dec 2004 07:51:13 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:31:39 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<whimpers>
I'm not sure how to react to this. My every instinct screams, "STAY
RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!" and yet I feel like I _should_ be trying to run
away... :-(
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18 Dec 2004 10:44:35 PM |
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"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ejn9s0l4e665b7hhogm3ucmklgsc35em67@4ax.com...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:31:39 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<whimpers>
I'm not sure how to react to this. My every instinct screams, "STAY
RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!" and yet I feel like I _should_ be trying to run
away... :-(
You should run away. Really. :-D
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18 Dec 2004 11:48:52 PM |
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"Raptor514" <Raptor514@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in
news:TG7xd.1887$hc7.98@trnddc06:
"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ejn9s0l4e665b7hhogm3ucmklgsc35em67@4ax.com...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:31:39 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<whimpers>
I'm not sure how to react to this. My every instinct screams, "STAY
RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!" and yet I feel like I _should_ be trying to run
away... :-(
You should run away. Really. :-D
Ah, Boulougne!
Er, did you realize there was a Classical composer named William Crotch? Or
a one-named composer named Damett? Gotta love the Web.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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19 Dec 2004 10:09:38 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 05:48:52 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
"Raptor514" <Raptor514@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in
news:TG7xd.1887$hc7.98@trnddc06:
"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ejn9s0l4e665b7hhogm3ucmklgsc35em67@4ax.com...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:31:39 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<whimpers>
I'm not sure how to react to this. My every instinct screams, "STAY
RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!" and yet I feel like I _should_ be trying to run
away... :-(
You should run away. Really. :-D
Ah, Boulougne!
Er, did you realize there was a Classical composer named William Crotch? Or
a one-named composer named Damett? Gotta love the Web.
The latter once hollered; "Damett Crotch!"
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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19 Dec 2004 08:33:53 AM |
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In our last episode <ejn9s0l4e665b7hhogm3ucmklgsc35em67@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:31:39 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<grabs lasso>
<whimpers>
I'm not sure how to react to this. My every instinct screams, "STAY RIGHT
WHERE YOU ARE!" and yet I feel like I _should_ be trying to run away...
:-(
What an *interesting response...
(I shoulda worn my boots today)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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19 Dec 2004 10:08:41 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:21:01 -0500, Uncle Dollar Bill
<UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
<WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!>
{BC's 'fat broad' got you.}
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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18 Dec 2004 10:26:33 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:21:01 -0500, Uncle Dollar Bill
<UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
You ought to be shot out of a Canon for that!
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19 Dec 2004 09:37:31 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 04:26:33 GMT, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:21:01 -0500, Uncle Dollar Bill
<UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
You ought to be shot out of a Canon for that!
Canonized?
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18 Dec 2004 11:41:37 PM |
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raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in
news:jn0as0ts2dgl0pg1ej7sjink77acohc14h@4ax.com:
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:21:01 -0500, Uncle Dollar Bill
<UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
You ought to be shot out of a Canon for that!
Must have been a Fugue that caused him to tell such a Bohm.
(Damn I love the Web...)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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19 Dec 2004 12:22:25 PM |
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raven1 wrote:
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:21:01 -0500, Uncle Dollar Bill
<UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
You ought to be shot out of a Canon for that!
Reminds me of the piano player who was asked if he could play "The Messiah"
for the local church.
He said he could Handel it.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Dec 2004 10:02:52 PM |
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In our last episode <BFjxd.546$yV1.359@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter lept out of the bushes shouting:
raven1 wrote:
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:21:01 -0500, Uncle Dollar Bill
<UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
You ought to be shot out of a Canon for that!
Reminds me of the piano player who was asked if he could play "The
Messiah" for the local church.
He said he could Handel it.
THWACK!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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18 Dec 2004 04:29:58 PM |
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Uncle Dollar Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Stick yer head out! I've got a tomato for you!
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Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Joke - I oughta' be slapped for this one... |
18 Dec 2004 09:16:14 PM |
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Uncle Dollar Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Get thee to a punnery!
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Joke - I oughta' be slapped for this one... |
18 Dec 2004 09:27:35 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
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Uncle Dollar Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Get thee to a punnery!
And a nice smack upside the head for you too! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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18 Dec 2004 09:31:18 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
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Uncle Dollar Bill <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:c8b9s0hqf4ha3t6kktm5f88eb112ucu8k6@4ax.com:
Q: What did the chihuahua say to the orchestra conductor?
A: "Yo quiero Pachelbel?"
<flee>
Get thee to a punnery!
And a nice smack upside the head for you too! ;)
I can Handel one smack; another one and I hit Bach!
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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