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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"stoney" |
| Date: |
08 Nov 2004 05:01:07 PM |
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OT: Joke |
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big
Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not
having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley
with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the
bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner."This bike
is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in
such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if
the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the
chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the
bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it."
and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the
bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's
parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and
figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the
house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before
we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who
says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge
stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure
enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the
situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a
word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at
her parents, but still they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make
love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom
and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total
silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's
starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle,
so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.
The father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the
damn dishes."
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Joke |
09 Nov 2004 07:54:50 AM |
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stoney wrote:
< snip >
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge
stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
Sounds like my old apartment.
< snip >
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's
starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle,
so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.
The father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the
damn dishes."
LOL! This one never gets old.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Joke |
10 Nov 2004 03:59:43 PM |
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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 07:54:50 -0600, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:
stoney wrote:
< snip >
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge
stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
Sounds like my old apartment.
< snip >
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's
starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle,
so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.
The father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the
damn dishes."
LOL! This one never gets old.
Indeed.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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