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Religions > Atheism |
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"Uncle Vic" |
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20 Jul 2007 07:04:05 PM |
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OT: JOKE |
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
20 Jul 2007 11:20:33 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
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A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
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rb #2187
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
21 Jul 2007 01:29:00 AM |
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On Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:20:33 -0700 there was an Ancient "Ron Baker,
Pluralitas!" <this@aint.me> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Q: What do you call a metal guitarist who knows three cords?
A: Overqualified.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
20 Jul 2007 11:38:22 PM |
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On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
-PF, Atl.
numbaz n' shizzit
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
21 Jul 2007 06:34:52 PM |
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wrote in
news:1184992702.727632.243070@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz
musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you get a guitar player off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two fretless-bass players playing in uinison.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
21 Jul 2007 07:19:05 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9974BD3C14BBDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
panamfloyd@hotmail.com wrote in
news:1184992702.727632.243070@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz
musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you get a guitar player off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two fretless-bass players playing in uinison.
Q: What do you say to a musician wearing a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
21 Jul 2007 10:19:39 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <this@aint.me>
bloodied us up with this:
Q: How do you get a guitar player off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two fretless-bass players playing in uinison.
Q: What do you say to a musician wearing a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
The musicians union is strange. For most gigs, dress is casual. Except if
the gig is a Casual, where a tuxedo us usually required.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
25 Jul 2007 09:56:12 PM |
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wrote in
news:1184992702.727632.243070@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz
musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: Why don't banjo players have cats?
A: Now you know where strings come from.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "jem" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
21 Jul 2007 12:44:10 PM |
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On Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:38:22 -0700, wrote:
On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his
instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he
goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at
the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our
accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in
the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
-PF, Atl.
numbaz n' shizzit
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
25 Jul 2007 09:57:46 PM |
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jem <A0054883@airmail.net> wrote in
news:6pg4a3ljb61ib5uolrceea9re79vpa0mt8@4ax.com:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:38:22 -0700, wrote:
On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz
musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his
instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he
goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at
the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our
accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in
the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
A variation:
A banjo player, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn
how to play some "real" musical instruments.
He goes to a music store, walks in, browses for a bit, then approaches
the store clerk and says, "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that
accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies, "OK, you can have
the fire extinguisher...but the radiator's got to stay".
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Re: (musician) JOKE |
20 Jul 2007 11:47:32 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, bloodied us up with
this:
On Jul 21, 12:20 am, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <t...@aint.me> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <addr...@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9973ADA6DFC75vicman@216.196.97.142...
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz
musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
LOL. That's a good one.
I used to work with a bunch of musicians. So I've
heard a couple other musician jokes. You've probably
heard them.
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to hang out with
musicians?
A: A groupy.
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hang out
with musicians?
A: A drummer.
---------------
A musician goes to a tax consultant to have his
tax return prepared. The tax consultant asks him,
"How much did you make last year?"
The musician answers, "$6000."
"Oh", says the tax consultant, "What instrument
do you play?"
Okay. Since I'm the drummer here, let me beat you all to the punch..
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Dammit, I know a drummer. He does have a girlfriend now. But his mother
is still alive.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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