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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: ""
Date: 28 Oct 2007 07:27:28 PM
Object: OT: Joke time!
One of my co-workers comes in all beat up. Bruises, scratches, and I
can tell by his body language that he's sore.
"What the hell happened to you?"
"I had an encounter with a sexual predator."
"Holy *****, you kept a kid from being molested? Cool!"
"Nothing that noble. My new girlfriend uses her teeth and claws."
/rimshot.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
.

User: "Christopher A.Lee"

Title: Re: OT: Joke time! 28 Oct 2007 07:31:55 PM
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:27:28 -0700,
wrote:

One of my co-workers comes in all beat up. Bruises, scratches, and I
can tell by his body language that he's sore.

"What the hell happened to you?"

"I had an encounter with a sexual predator."

"Holy *****, you kept a kid from being molested? Cool!"

"Nothing that noble. My new girlfriend uses her teeth and claws."

/rimshot.

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!

"Today I saved an innocent young girl from an attack by sexual
predator"
"What did you do, chase him away?"
"No, I restrained myself"
.
User: ""

Title: Re: OT: Joke time! 28 Oct 2007 07:34:56 PM
On Oct 28, 8:31 pm, Christopher A.Lee <ca...@optonline.net> wrote:

On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:27:28 -0700,

wrote:

One of my co-workers comes in all beat up. Bruises, scratches, and I
can tell by his body language that he's sore.


"What the hell happened to you?"


"I had an encounter with a sexual predator."


"Holy *****, you kept a kid from being molested? Cool!"


"Nothing that noble. My new girlfriend uses her teeth and claws."


/rimshot.


-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!


"Today I saved an innocent young girl from an attack by sexual
predator"

"What did you do, chase him away?"

"No, I restrained myself"

ROFL! I'm getting to that age m'self...<g>
-PF, etc.
.
User: "Don Martin"

Title: Re: OT: Joke time! 28 Oct 2007 09:47:10 PM
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:34:56 -0700,
wrote:

On Oct 28, 8:31 pm, Christopher A.Lee <ca...@optonline.net> wrote:

On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:27:28 -0700,

wrote:

One of my co-workers comes in all beat up. Bruises, scratches, and I
can tell by his body language that he's sore.


"What the hell happened to you?"


"I had an encounter with a sexual predator."


"Holy *****, you kept a kid from being molested? Cool!"


"Nothing that noble. My new girlfriend uses her teeth and claws."


/rimshot.


-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!


"Today I saved an innocent young girl from an attack by sexual
predator"

"What did you do, chase him away?"

"No, I restrained myself"


ROFL! I'm getting to that age m'self...<g>

-PF, etc.

And then there was the lawyer who was up all night trying to break a widow's
will . . . . . .
WOA (Wicked Old Atheist) #2278
If you can't be a dirty old man, what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
.




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