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05 Apr 2005 09:07:52 PM |
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OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
05 Apr 2005 10:31:18 PM |
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In article <lfv5511j372e2l3jurh1stjcgogbs2kbin@4ax.com>, JPG
<me@privacy.net> wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Great news!!
But, why did it take so long to get the word out? This article is a
year and a half old.
-Frank
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fwarner1-at-franksknives-dot-com
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com/
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
05 Apr 2005 09:21:29 PM |
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JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of washing /
ironing that needs doing.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
05 Apr 2005 11:04:24 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of washing /
ironing that needs doing.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
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| User: "Mark Stahl" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
06 Apr 2005 02:57:05 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tZqdnR9LTqP1hM7fRVn-2Q@comcast.com...
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of washing
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ironing that needs doing.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
Not in October of 2003 it wasn't.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
06 Apr 2005 04:02:46 AM |
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"Mark Stahl" <stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote in message
news:fNKdnUtfIdXx0s7fRVn-uQ@giganews.com...
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tZqdnR9LTqP1hM7fRVn-2Q@comcast.com...
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of
washing
/
ironing that needs doing.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
Not in October of 2003 it wasn't.
Oops! Well, it certainly sounded like a joke.
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| User: "Mark Stahl" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
06 Apr 2005 04:12:53 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:u4GdnTxTf5D6ws7fRVn-iw@comcast.com...
"Mark Stahl" <stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote in message
news:fNKdnUtfIdXx0s7fRVn-uQ@giganews.com...
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tZqdnR9LTqP1hM7fRVn-2Q@comcast.com...
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of
washing
/
ironing that needs doing.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
Not in October of 2003 it wasn't.
Oops! Well, it certainly sounded like a joke.
Oh, it's definitely a joke! Just not an April Fools day one! (Read the
article; the names are clearly giving it away-- "Dr. B.J. Sooner," "Dr.
Inserta Shafteer," "Dr. Len Lictepeen"). Pretty decent spoof of a CNN page
though.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
06 Apr 2005 03:36:51 AM |
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Mark Stahl wrote:
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tZqdnR9LTqP1hM7fRVn-2Q@comcast.com...
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of
washing
/
ironing that needs doing.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
Not in October of 2003 it wasn't.
The clue was in the names, but also in the facts that 1) none of the
links worked and 2) the address didn't start with the normal CNN
heading
However, for those who maintain hope, Snopes is here to dash it:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
Sunny
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
06 Apr 2005 06:12:17 AM |
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In article <1112758611.825904.176170@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"stillsunny1@yahoo.com" <stillsunny1@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark Stahl wrote:
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tZqdnR9LTqP1hM7fRVn-2Q@comcast.com...
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of
washing
/
ironing that needs doing.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
Not in October of 2003 it wasn't.
The clue was in the names, but also in the facts that 1) none of the
links worked and 2) the address didn't start with the normal CNN
heading
If you click on CNN Home, you get an Italian restaurant.
However, for those who maintain hope, Snopes is here to dash it:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
What would we do without Snopes?
Sunny
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
23 Apr 2005 02:28:09 PM |
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In article <1112758611.825904.176170@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"stillsunny1@yahoo.com" <stillsunny1@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
He thought he saw an argument,
That proved he was the Pope,
He looked again and found
It was a a bar of mottled soap.
"A fact so dread", he sadly said,
"Extinguishes all hope."
Dr. Charles Dodgsen
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Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "Jon." |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ladies - it's good for you! |
05 Apr 2005 11:41:23 PM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of
washing /
ironing that needs doing.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
I was looking for some link to AFD as well, but it seems the original
article is dated last October, so it's probably not an April Fools Day
joke.
Jon.
aa #703
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| User: "stoney" |
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08 Apr 2005 04:36:03 AM |
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On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 19:04:24 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9fidnZByxrPCnM7fRVnytQ@pipex.net...
JPG wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Ooh, can I offer my services? No charge, but I've got plenty of washing /
ironing that needs doing.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
'The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research'
That was April Fools Day.
Strange. The article in the link is dated:
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer
in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT
{digging}
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer
in women
Netlore Archive: Web page masquerading as a CNN/AP news story claims
women can decrease their risk of breast cancer by 'performing the act
of fellatio on a regular basis'
Description: Web hoax/Joke
Status: False
Circulating since: October 2003
Analysis: See below
Text as mirrored on Usenet, 9 Oct 2003:
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer
in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one
to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to
40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and
breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina
State University is starting to suggest that there could be an
important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular
fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those
actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week,
had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There
was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly
perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually
a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of
Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by
these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have
discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast
cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is
relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a
wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I
encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of
their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the
researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I
try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the
National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American
Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these
findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting
in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast
cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate
regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have
stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning
stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of
fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that
makes the difference, say researchers.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who
had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten
years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had
performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the
group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer
besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a
cause, not THE cause."
Comments: Is it really necessary to debunk this? The names alone
give the text away as a spoof: "Dr. B.J. Sooner," "Dr. Inserta
Shafteer," "Dr. Len Lictepeen." It's clearly not an Associated Press
story.
It first appeared, dolled up to look exactly like a CNN news page, on
a college student's Website in early October 2003, suddenly vanishing
after the URL went into mass distribution, only to reappear a day
later with a disclaimer stating that the story, now credited to
Brandon Williamson, was intended for entertainment purposes only (the
latest version has been stripped of all references to CNN, apparently
due to threats of litigation). The copy of the text posted above above
was found in a Usenet message dated October 9, 2003.
Those who find it amusing will probably also enjoy "Ogling Breasts
Makes Men Live Longer," a similar spoof circulating via email since
2000.
/end
The above utilizes different names than the linked article.
The linked article lists:
said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine,
Dr. Helena Shifteer
Dr. Len Lictepeen
It's interesting the names were changed and it was reposted in the
Journal.
The difference in percentage rates gives the game away if you missed
the following from the third paragraph: "In a study of over 15,000
women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten
years"
The giveaway is the word 'suspected.'
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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08 Apr 2005 04:22:17 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:07:52 +0100, JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer
in women
(AP) --Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a
regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of
breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University
study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and
breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina
State University is starting to suggest that there could be an
important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular
fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years,
the researchers found that those actually having performed the act
regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast
cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however,
for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually
a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of
Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by
these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have
discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast
cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is
relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a
wise decision.
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I
encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of
their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers
at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to
fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the
National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American
Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these
findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting
in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast
cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate
regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have
stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning
stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of
fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that
makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the
protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again
waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who
had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past
five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The
group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer
rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate
of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer
besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a
cause, not THE cause."
Copyright 2003 The Associated Press
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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