Religions > Atheism > OT: Lame science jokes and one gratuitous blond joke just for good measure
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"Uncle Buck" |
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17 Oct 2005 09:41:10 PM |
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OT: Lame science jokes and one gratuitous blond joke just for good measure |
Q: How do you know a female sci-fi buff is showing her age?
A: Her breasts float above her head - they've succumbed to anti-gravity.
---<ba-dum pa-CHING!>---
Q: What do you get when you combine erotic dancing with physics?
A: G-string theory.
---< ba-dum pa-CHING!>---
Q: Why did Michael Jackson spontaneously appear in an experiment one day?
A: They were working on strange attractors.
---<ba-dum pa-CHING! Ang _now_, the gratuitous blond joke>---
Q: How do you know a blond is having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and no earthly idea what she's done with her
cigarette.
---<Okay, I stole that one - but "ba-dum pa-CHING!" anyway! ;-) >---
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Lame science jokes and one gratuitous blond joke just for good measure |
18 Oct 2005 07:58:12 AM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:7cm8l1d9c6fknku4vu03o2f39al9hs3qsd@4ax.com...
Q: How do you know a female sci-fi buff is showing her age?
A: Her breasts float above her head - they've succumbed to anti-gravity.
---<ba-dum pa-CHING!>---
Q: What do you get when you combine erotic dancing with physics?
A: G-string theory.
---< ba-dum pa-CHING!>---
Q: Why did Michael Jackson spontaneously appear in an experiment one day?
A: They were working on strange attractors.
---<ba-dum pa-CHING! Ang _now_, the gratuitous blond joke>---
Q: How do you know a blond is having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and no earthly idea what she's done
with her
cigarette.
---<Okay, I stole that one - but "ba-dum pa-CHING!" anyway! ;-) >---
Oh vey. That's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Lame science jokes and one gratuitous blond joke just for good measure |
19 Oct 2005 07:49:24 PM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
Q: How do you know a female sci-fi buff is showing her age?
A: Her breasts float above her head - they've succumbed to
anti-gravity.
---<ba-dum pa-CHING!>---
Q: What do you get when you combine erotic dancing with physics?
A: G-string theory.
---< ba-dum pa-CHING!>---
Q: Why did Michael Jackson spontaneously appear in an experiment one
day?
A: They were working on strange attractors.
---<ba-dum pa-CHING! Ang _now_, the gratuitous blond joke>---
Q: How do you know a blond is having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and no earthly idea what she's
done with her cigarette.
---<Okay, I stole that one - but "ba-dum pa-CHING!" anyway! ;-) >---
Many years ago I stopped telling ethnic jokes and that included the "blond"
category.
I decided that too many people might at some point take them far to
seriously, even though most of the good ones move from race to race over the
years.
I do repeat generic versions of them.
"How can you tell that Fred has been using the word processor?"
There is white out all over the screen.
It's hard sometimes because yesterday I heard a funny one.
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