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"Rally_Round" |
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09 Jun 2005 07:35:26 AM |
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OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3216538
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
09 Jun 2005 01:39:48 PM |
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"Rally_Round" <Rally_Round@mail.newsfeeds.com.net> wrote in news:42a837a4$1_4
@spool9-east.superfeed.net:
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3216538
If the suit is groundless it will likely get tossed. The lady that sued
McDonalds got almost nothing for her time and trouble. The guy that tried to
sue the cell phone makers got nothing but a bill from his attorney.
rj
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
09 Jun 2005 01:47:42 PM |
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I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
--
Rev. Lars Eighner ULC Atheist #1965 http://www.larseighner.com/
"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America."
--Jerry Falwell
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
10 Jun 2005 02:10:19 AM |
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"Lars Eighner" <eighner@io.com> wrote in message
news:slrndah3k5.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io.com...
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
Yes. It even has an effect on women who take it.
*Shhh*...!
Katt.
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
09 Jun 2005 01:55:13 PM |
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In article <slrndah3k5.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io.com> Lars Eighner <eighner@io.com> writes:
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
Sure. Everything looks blue. Sort of like an acid trip,
but on a cut-rate ticket, steerage most likely.
-- cary
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
09 Jun 2005 08:22:19 PM |
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In article <slrndah3k5.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io.com>, Lars Eighner
<eighner@io.com> wrote:
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
In a nutshell (sorry), no. Sildenafil (Viagra) and tadalafil (Cialis)
work by blocking a an enzyme called phosphodiesterase-5, or PDE-5. This
helps the smooth muscles in the penis relax and widen, which allows for
more blood to enter. You may get harder, quicker, and longer lasting
erections using these drugs, but you won't get one unless you are
sexually stimulated in a way that otherwise would have given you an
erection.
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Rally_Round" |
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09 Jun 2005 01:58:40 PM |
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http://www.firstcoastnews.com/health/news-article.aspx?storyid=37532
If you don't need the drugs for medical reasons, though, what can
happen? Urologist Dr. Gregory Broderick at Mayo Clinic Jacksonville says
for younger men in the 20's, 30's and 40's, "The one potential benefit
is shorter refractory times... if you have sex twice in 24 hours maybe
you can do it three times in 24 hours."
Doctors say for some men the drugs don't work at all. And when they do
there can be side effects. According to Dr. Broderick, the most common
side effect is headache. Almost 15% of men on all three drugs report
headaches. The other complaint is flushing; 3% on Cialis and about 10%
of men on Viagra and Levitra report facial flushing. Derek hates that
side effect.
"You get a sense of your heart pounding out of your face. Your cheeks go
flush and turn red."
"Lars Eighner" <> wrote in message
news:slrndah3k5.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io.com...
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
--
Rev. Lars Eighner ULC Atheist #1965
http://www.larseighner.com/
"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America."
--Jerry Falwell
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
10 Jun 2005 02:17:06 AM |
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"Rally_Round" <Rally_Round@mail.newsfeeds.com.net> wrote in message
news:42a89175$1_4@spool9-east.superfeed.net...
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/health/news-article.aspx?storyid=37532
If you don't need the drugs for medical reasons, though, what can happen?
Urologist Dr. Gregory Broderick at Mayo Clinic Jacksonville says for
younger men in the 20's, 30's and 40's, "The one potential benefit is
shorter refractory times... if you have sex twice in 24 hours maybe you
can do it three times in 24 hours."
Where the hell has this guy been? The 'younger men in their 20s and 30s' are
now managing three times in 60 minutes!
Doctors say for some men the drugs don't work at all. And when they do
there can be side effects. According to Dr. Broderick, the most common
side effect is headache. Almost 15% of men on all three drugs report
headaches. The other complaint is flushing; 3% on Cialis and about 10% of
men on Viagra and Levitra report facial flushing. Derek hates that side
effect.
"You get a sense of your heart pounding out of your face. Your cheeks go
flush and turn red."
Advice: buy a pill-splitter from your pharmacist (they're cheap) and try
half a pill, a quarter of a pill, a sixth of a pill... Different people
respond differently to different doses, and only someone with frank
dysfunction (Hi, Frank!) is going to need anything like a whole tablet. Then
save money by getting the biggest-dose pill of all and using the appropriate
fraction. Seal the unused bits back in the bubble-pack to protect them from
moisture (or share them with your friends...).
Katt.
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
10 Jun 2005 09:33:52 AM |
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In article <S7bqe.13119$cN2.1749@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> writes:
"Rally_Round" <Rally_Round@mail.newsfeeds.com.net> wrote in message
news:42a89175$1_4@spool9-east.superfeed.net...
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/health/news-article.aspx?storyid=37532
If you don't need the drugs for medical reasons, though, what can happen?
Urologist Dr. Gregory Broderick at Mayo Clinic Jacksonville says for
younger men in the 20's, 30's and 40's, "The one potential benefit is
shorter refractory times... if you have sex twice in 24 hours maybe you
can do it three times in 24 hours."
Where the hell has this guy been? The 'younger men in their 20s and 30s' are
now managing three times in 60 minutes!
Hey, at that age I could manage three times in no minutes.
Which some seemed to regard as some kind of problem.
-- cary
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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09 Jun 2005 02:04:08 PM |
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In our last episode, <42a89175$1_4@spool9-east.superfeed.net>,
the lovely and talented Rally_Round broadcast on alt.atheism:
Thanks for the serious answer. Now back to our regularly
scheduled USENET.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/health/news-article.aspx?storyid=37532
If you don't need the drugs for medical reasons, though, what can
happen? Urologist Dr. Gregory Broderick at Mayo Clinic Jacksonville says
for younger men in the 20's, 30's and 40's, "The one potential benefit
is shorter refractory times... if you have sex twice in 24 hours maybe
you can do it three times in 24 hours."
Twice in 24 hours? Why that would amount to almost four hours
of begging, pleading, and making false promises!
Doctors say for some men the drugs don't work at all. And when they do
there can be side effects. According to Dr. Broderick, the most common
side effect is headache. Almost 15% of men on all three drugs report
headaches. The other complaint is flushing; 3% on Cialis and about 10%
of men on Viagra and Levitra report facial flushing. Derek hates that
side effect.
"You get a sense of your heart pounding out of your face. Your cheeks go
flush and turn red."
Are we sure this isn't just poppers in pill form?
--
Rev. Lars Eighner ULC Atheist #1965 http://www.larseighner.com/
Jeremiah 3:12 "...for I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger
forever." Jeremiah 17:4 "Ye have kindled a fire in mine anger,
which shall be forever." --The Big Book of Lies
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
10 Jun 2005 02:19:09 AM |
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"Lars Eighner" <eighner@io.com> wrote in message
news:slrndah4iv.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io
"You get a sense of your heart pounding out of your face. Your cheeks go
flush and turn red."
Are we sure this isn't just poppers in pill form?
Nah. It's just the usual reaction when a man knows a woman is about to see
his special Mormon Foundation Garment...
Katt.
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| User: "Mark Stahl" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Let the viagra lawsuits begin! |
09 Jun 2005 07:46:02 PM |
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"Lars Eighner" <eighner@io.com> wrote in message
news:slrndah4iv.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io.com...
In our last episode, <42a89175$1_4@spool9-east.superfeed.net>,
the lovely and talented Rally_Round broadcast on alt.atheism:
Thanks for the serious answer. Now back to our regularly
scheduled USENET.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/health/news-article.aspx?storyid=37532
If you don't need the drugs for medical reasons, though, what can
happen? Urologist Dr. Gregory Broderick at Mayo Clinic Jacksonville says
for younger men in the 20's, 30's and 40's, "The one potential benefit
is shorter refractory times... if you have sex twice in 24 hours maybe
you can do it three times in 24 hours."
Twice in 24 hours? Why that would amount to almost four hours
of begging, pleading, and making false promises!
Doctors say for some men the drugs don't work at all. And when they do
there can be side effects. According to Dr. Broderick, the most common
side effect is headache. Almost 15% of men on all three drugs report
headaches. The other complaint is flushing; 3% on Cialis and about 10%
of men on Viagra and Levitra report facial flushing. Derek hates that
side effect.
"You get a sense of your heart pounding out of your face. Your cheeks go
flush and turn red."
Are we sure this isn't just poppers in pill form?
The pills are more specific, being inhibitors of the smooth muscle form of
phosphodiesterase (pde-5), whereas (IIRC) poppers would just globally give a
shot of nitric oxide, right? This assumes I remember exactly what poppers
are...
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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09 Jun 2005 08:20:16 PM |
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"Mark Stahl" <stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote in
news:QM-dnfRX47wRfzXfRVn-hQ@giganews.com:
"Lars Eighner" <eighner@io.com> wrote in message
news:slrndah4iv.jqk.eighner@goodwill.io.com...
In our last episode, <42a89175$1_4@spool9-east.superfeed.net>,
the lovely and talented Rally_Round broadcast on alt.atheism:
Thanks for the serious answer. Now back to our regularly
scheduled USENET.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/health/news-article.aspx?storyid=37532
If you don't need the drugs for medical reasons, though, what can
happen? Urologist Dr. Gregory Broderick at Mayo Clinic Jacksonville
says for younger men in the 20's, 30's and 40's, "The one potential
benefit is shorter refractory times... if you have sex twice in 24
hours maybe you can do it three times in 24 hours."
Twice in 24 hours? Why that would amount to almost four hours
of begging, pleading, and making false promises!
Doctors say for some men the drugs don't work at all. And when they
do there can be side effects. According to Dr. Broderick, the most
common side effect is headache. Almost 15% of men on all three drugs
report headaches. The other complaint is flushing; 3% on Cialis and
about 10% of men on Viagra and Levitra report facial flushing. Derek
hates that side effect.
"You get a sense of your heart pounding out of your face. Your
cheeks go flush and turn red."
Are we sure this isn't just poppers in pill form?
The pills are more specific, being inhibitors of the smooth muscle
form of phosphodiesterase (pde-5), whereas (IIRC) poppers would just
globally give a shot of nitric oxide, right? This assumes I remember
exactly what poppers are...
Those are whip-its and it's nitrous oxide. Poppers are amyl or butyl
nitrate. Nitric oxide is rather more toxic.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Even if the grass is greener on the other side,
they still have to cut it.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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09 Jun 2005 02:01:11 PM |
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on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Lars Eighner dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
I guess it removes the need for a paper bag.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Kate " |
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09 Jun 2005 07:55:01 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:01:11 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Lars Eighner dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
I guess it removes the need for a paper bag.
Oh, that's cold.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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10 Jun 2005 02:36:13 PM |
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on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Kate dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:01:11 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Lars Eighner dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
I guess it removes the need for a paper bag.
Oh, that's cold.
Admittedly, it's a guy joke.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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10 Jun 2005 03:17:03 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96718046D1D99vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Kate dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:01:11 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Lars Eighner dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
I want to know about Viagra (etc.). I have asked this
elsewhere, without getting any useable answer:
Do Viagra do anything for you if you don't need it?
To put it plainly: if you get boners when you want them and
when you have something to do with them, does Viagra add
anything?
I guess it removes the need for a paper bag.
Oh, that's cold.
Admittedly, it's a guy joke.
I should say so! <Bronx cheer>
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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10 Jun 2005 07:37:10 PM |
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On Thu, 9 Jun 2005 07:35:26 -0500, "Rally_Round"
<Rally_Round@mail.newsfeeds.com.net> thought hard and wrote:
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3216538
Aaah, to be a scumbag personal injury lawyer. File bogus lawsuits,
take more than half the profits from the bogus lawsuits in the form of
legal fees, and cause prices to go up, up, up!
"He disgraced the family by becoming a personal injury
lawyer," is now my quote.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 17 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "" |
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10 Jun 2005 09:01:29 AM |
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Rally_Round wrote:
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3216538
The pharmaceutical industry works on the same principle (or lack
of principles) as the automotive and tobacco industries: they
calculate the risk of lawsuits versus recall or lost revenue.
If the payout on lawsuits is less, they release the product, let
the public deal with the consequences, then fight and deny the
facts in court.
Fenfen. Vioxx. Ritalin. Lariam. Thalidomide. To paraphrase
Leona Helmsley, "Responsibility is for little people."
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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sophisticated, educated theologians. It comes from an
exceedingly retarded, primitive version of religion, which
unfortunately is at present undergoing an epidemic in the
United States."
- Richard Dawkins
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