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"atheist@home" |
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13 Dec 2005 12:40:10 AM |
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OT LOL! |
Maybe it's because it's late or maybe it's the imagery but I can't
stop laughing.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Fox News
In order to pursue an illustrious career as a convenience-store
stickup man, it's always good to master the ability to read.
A dense thief making off with a whopping $60 in Joplin, Mo.,
repeatedly threw himself against a locked door, even though a sign
right in front of him said to use the other door, according to The
Joplin Globe.
The dim-witted robber then smashed a window at the Fastrip store and
dove through to make his getaway — even though he could have just
walked out the door he had entered through.
"A man wearing a mask over his face entered the store through a front
door and went to the cash register, pulling it to the floor and
removing the cash from it," the police statement said. "The robber
then attempted to leave the store through an adjacent front door that
was locked."
Cops told The Globe that the door was posted with a sign right in
front of the foolish felon that said "Use Other Door" — but the thief
reportedly struck the locked door and then kicked it in an attempt to
leave.
"The robber then took a magazine rack and hit both front doors with it
— the locked door and the unlocked door — but was unsuccessful in
breaking the glass," the police statement said. "He then went to the
window north of the doors and hit it with the magazine rack,
shattering the glass."
Joplin police Cpl. Jim Wallace told The Globe police were using
surveillance-camera footage of the goofy getaway to track the suspect.
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| User: "Ike" |
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| Title: Re: OT LOL! |
13 Dec 2005 10:08:23 AM |
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"atheist@home" <atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:qq1tp192h6kdme40ujs0sihadqo9iekrcj@4ax.com...
Maybe it's because it's late or maybe it's the imagery but I can't
stop laughing.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Fox News
In order to pursue an illustrious career as a convenience-store
stickup man, it's always good to master the ability to read.
A dense thief making off with a whopping $60 in Joplin, Mo.,
repeatedly threw himself against a locked door, even though a sign
right in front of him said to use the other door, according to The
Joplin Globe.
The dim-witted robber then smashed a window at the Fastrip store and
dove through to make his getaway - even though he could have just
walked out the door he had entered through.
"A man wearing a mask over his face entered the store through a front
door and went to the cash register, pulling it to the floor and
removing the cash from it," the police statement said. "The robber
then attempted to leave the store through an adjacent front door that
was locked."
I'd like to see you do better.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: OT LOL! |
13 Dec 2005 10:53:23 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:40:10 +0000, atheist@home wrote:
Maybe it's because it's late or maybe it's the imagery but I can't stop
laughing.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Fox News
<snip>
That is funnier than the fellow I knew: he had been shot while robbing a
convenience store, resulting in a spinal cord injury and paraplegia.
After he got out of rehab, he tried to rob the same convenience store, in
his wheelchair! They didn't shoot him a second time; they just called the
police.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: OT LOL! |
13 Dec 2005 01:01:27 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:40:10 GMT, "atheist@home" <atheist@home.com>
wrote:
Maybe it's because it's late or maybe it's the imagery but I can't
stop laughing.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Fox News
In order to pursue an illustrious career as a convenience-store
stickup man, it's always good to master the ability to read.
A dense thief making off with a whopping $60 in Joplin, Mo.,
repeatedly threw himself against a locked door, even though a sign
right in front of him said to use the other door, according to The
Joplin Globe.
The dim-witted robber then smashed a window at the Fastrip store and
dove through to make his getaway — even though he could have just
walked out the door he had entered through.
"A man wearing a mask over his face entered the store through a front
door and went to the cash register, pulling it to the floor and
removing the cash from it," the police statement said. "The robber
then attempted to leave the store through an adjacent front door that
was locked."
Cops told The Globe that the door was posted with a sign right in
front of the foolish felon that said "Use Other Door" — but the thief
reportedly struck the locked door and then kicked it in an attempt to
leave.
"The robber then took a magazine rack and hit both front doors with it
— the locked door and the unlocked door — but was unsuccessful in
breaking the glass," the police statement said. "He then went to the
window north of the doors and hit it with the magazine rack,
shattering the glass."
Joplin police Cpl. Jim Wallace told The Globe police were using
surveillance-camera footage of the goofy getaway to track the suspect.
LOL!
Dork...:-)
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2145 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT LOL! |
13 Dec 2005 07:46:56 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:40:10 GMT, "atheist@home" <atheist@home.com>
wrote:
Maybe it's because it's late or maybe it's the imagery but I can't
stop laughing.
Definately a 'live one.'
Monday, December 12, 2005
Fox News
In order to pursue an illustrious career as a convenience-store
stickup man, it's always good to master the ability to read.
A dense thief making off with a whopping $60 in Joplin, Mo.,
repeatedly threw himself against a locked door, even though a sign
right in front of him said to use the other door, according to The
Joplin Globe.
The dim-witted robber then smashed a window at the Fastrip store and
dove through to make his getaway — even though he could have just
walked out the door he had entered through.
"A man wearing a mask over his face entered the store through a front
door and went to the cash register, pulling it to the floor and
removing the cash from it," the police statement said. "The robber
then attempted to leave the store through an adjacent front door that
was locked."
Cops told The Globe that the door was posted with a sign right in
front of the foolish felon that said "Use Other Door" — but the thief
reportedly struck the locked door and then kicked it in an attempt to
leave.
"The robber then took a magazine rack and hit both front doors with it
— the locked door and the unlocked door — but was unsuccessful in
breaking the glass," the police statement said. "He then went to the
window north of the doors and hit it with the magazine rack,
shattering the glass."
Joplin police Cpl. Jim Wallace told The Globe police were using
surveillance-camera footage of the goofy getaway to track the suspect.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: OT LOL! |
13 Dec 2005 10:13:57 AM |
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atheist@home wrote:
Maybe it's because it's late or maybe it's the imagery but I can't
stop laughing.
Don't worry, if laughing about that is wrong then we're already two who
strayed from the path of good... ;)
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
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