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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Therion Ware"
Date: 24 Apr 2007 11:44:16 PM
Object: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant
It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
penis.
The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin Zizzi spokeswoman
A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
restaurant at the time."
She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
suffered any physical injuries."
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
Published: 2007/04/24 09:57:23 GMT
© BBC MMVII
.

User: "Smiler"

Title: Re: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 07:29:11 PM
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:aqmt235ff7fd9bacrnbpd8o0dpbjntb1m9@4ax.com...

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

Memo to self:
Don't eat at the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand.
Smiler,
The godless one
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 26 Apr 2007 01:25:05 AM
In article <rnSXh.185$H%4.176@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net>,
"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote:

"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:aqmt235ff7fd9bacrnbpd8o0dpbjntb1m9@4ax.com...

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.


Memo to self:
Don't eat at the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand.

I certainly wouldn't order the sausage.


Smiler,
The godless one

--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 26 Apr 2007 02:09:37 AM
johac wrote:

"Smiler" wrote:

Memo to self:
Don't eat at the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand.


I certainly wouldn't order the sausage.

Presumably they had the taste to remove spotted ***** from the menu.
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 26 Apr 2007 05:49:33 PM
In article <ib47mgck6uww$.11h9ngdgtv82s$.dlg@40tude.net>,
"L. Raymond" <badaddress@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

johac wrote:

"Smiler" wrote:



Memo to self:
Don't eat at the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand.


I certainly wouldn't order the sausage.


Presumably they had the taste to remove spotted ***** from the menu.

Uh, I would hope so. :-)
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.




User: "Liz"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 06:13:57 AM
On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> in news message
<aqmt235ff7fd9bacrnbpd8o0dpbjntb1m9@4ax.com> wrote:
(----)

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

One would think that not leaving a gratuity would have been enough of
a protest for unsatisfactory service. I started to write "tip"
instead of gratuity, but then, on second thought, decided that might
be exactly what he was trying to do.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 07 May 2007 08:30:37 PM
On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in alt.atheism

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

They were out of spotted *****......
[]
--
Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is
unable to believe things for which there is
no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of
a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
—Chaz Bufe, The American Heretic’s Dictionary
.

User: "Christopher A.Lee"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 26 Apr 2007 06:06:01 PM
On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Spotted *****?
.
User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 27 Apr 2007 03:19:03 AM
On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:06:01 -0400, Christopher A.Lee wrote in message
<52c233tr4o8ord1ght1ifr2rj2pq7sbcro@4ax.com>:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant


Spotted *****?

I was rather taken with Liz's speculation that he wanted to leave a
tip.
--
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage.
-
www.eac-nudis.com = Evil Atheist Conspiracy NNTP / Usenet Distributed Intelligence System...
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 27 Apr 2007 11:41:06 AM
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:fec333tccjhp433odr8iotca8h0t6vf3hc@4ax.com...


On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:06:01 -0400, Christopher A.Lee wrote in message
<52c233tr4o8ord1ght1ifr2rj2pq7sbcro@4ax.com>:


On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant


Spotted *****?


I was rather taken with Liz's speculation that he wanted to leave a
tip.

I think he over-tipped - Gak :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 07 May 2007 08:32:33 PM
On Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:41:06 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism


"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:fec333tccjhp433odr8iotca8h0t6vf3hc@4ax.com...


On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:06:01 -0400, Christopher A.Lee wrote in message
<52c233tr4o8ord1ght1ifr2rj2pq7sbcro@4ax.com>:


On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant


Spotted *****?


I was rather taken with Liz's speculation that he wanted to leave a
tip.


I think he over-tipped - Gak :P

Maybe he didn't.....
--
Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is
unable to believe things for which there is
no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of
a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
—Chaz Bufe, The American Heretic’s Dictionary
.




User: "Yang, AthD h.c"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 01:55:36 AM
On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Must... resist.. urge... to make dumb joke

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
penis.

The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
suffered any physical injuries."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

Published: 2007/04/24 09:57:23 GMT

© BBC MMVII

--
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The Bush 'balanced' budget: -3 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -3331 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
newsgroups Yang promises not to revenge post
in response to Sound-of-Trumpet's *****:
rec.art.scifi.written
sci.archaeology
soc.history.what-if
.

User: "Elocutus"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 02:03:22 AM
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> popped their head through the
hatch and pleaded:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
penis.

The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
suffered any physical injuries."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

Published: 2007/04/24 09:57:23 GMT

© BBC MMVII

Let's all go down the Strand ('ave a banana)
Let's all go down the Strand.
I'll be leader, you can march behind,
Come with me and see what we can find.
Let's all go down the Strand ('ave a banana)
Oh! What a happy band.
That's the place for fun and noise
All among the girls and boys
So let's all go down the Strand.
--
David Silverman AA#2208
This is a signature
.
User: "Elocutus"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 02:09:43 AM
Elocutus <nospam@borg.org> popped their head through the hatch and pleaded:

Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> popped their head through the
hatch and pleaded:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
penis.

The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
suffered any physical injuries."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

Published: 2007/04/24 09:57:23 GMT

© BBC MMVII


Let's all go down the Strand ('ave a banana)
Let's all go down the Strand.
I'll be leader, you can march behind,
Come with me and see what we can find.
Let's all go down the Strand ('ave a banana)
Oh! What a happy band.
That's the place for fun and noise
All among the girls and boys
So let's all go down the Strand.

P.S. I can't wait 'til Friday:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/haveigotnewsforyou/
--
David Silverman AA#2208
Either religion goes, or civilisation will. It's that simple.
.


User: "Lisbeth Andersson"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 08:31:52 AM
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:aqmt235ff7fd9bacrnbpd8o0dpbjntb1m9@4ax.com:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London
restaurant. Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man
when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday
evening.

<....>
Didn't we discuss this a while back? A restaurant, with certain body
parts, in London ..... no, come to think of it that was somewhere in
Asia, and the guests did not bring their own lunches.
Lisbeth.
----
The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
*What we know is not nearly as interesting as *how we know it.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 09:21:15 PM
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:aqmt235ff7fd9bacrnbpd8o0dpbjntb1m9@4ax.com:

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

Sheesh. And I thought the bugger walking around with the pepper mill was
annoying.
"*****? Would you like some *****, ma'am? *****?"
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
.

User: "Pangur Ban"

Title: Re: OT: Man cuts off penis in restaurant 25 Apr 2007 08:15:58 AM
Therion Ware wrote on 4/24/2007 :

It Says here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
[Note: "Zizzi" is arabic slang for penis.]
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
penis.
The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin Zizzi spokeswoman
A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
restaurant at the time."
She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
suffered any physical injuries."
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
Published: 2007/04/24 09:57:23 GMT
© BBC MMVII

Cutting off one's nose to spite one's face is one thing; what might he
have been trying to spite? :-? Wait! Nevermind! I don't want to
know!! :-)
Pang
--
De inimico non loquaris sed cogites.
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