Religions > Atheism > OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident
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10 Nov 2004 03:26:41 PM |
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OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=2535570&nav=2NiwSsBP
November 8, 2004
Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident
NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nev. (AP) -- A 29-year-old man is in serious
condition after he was apparently car surfing in North Las Vegas.
Police say Ralph Brooks was lying on the hood of the car when the
driver suddenly came to a halt near Decatur and Grand Teton.
Police say his wife, 28-year-old Natalia Brooks, was driving the
vehicle when her husband was thrown shortly after nine Sunday morning.
Investigators say she stopped the car abruptly after her husband's hat
blew off.
A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.
Alcohol is thought to be a factor in accident.
Ralph Brooks was transported to UMC.
(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. )
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
11 Nov 2004 01:38:46 AM |
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In article <uq15p0lfksnl0nnls08hvrasp4nrlq0ru8@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=2535570&nav=2NiwSsBP
November 8, 2004
Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident
NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nev. (AP) -- A 29-year-old man is in serious
condition after he was apparently car surfing in North Las Vegas.
Police say Ralph Brooks was lying on the hood of the car when the
driver suddenly came to a halt near Decatur and Grand Teton.
Police say his wife, 28-year-old Natalia Brooks, was driving the
vehicle when her husband was thrown shortly after nine Sunday morning.
Investigators say she stopped the car abruptly after her husband's hat
blew off.
A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.
Alcohol is thought to be a factor in accident.
Ralph Brooks was transported to UMC.
(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. )
"A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.> A decision on
charges will be based on the extent of the man's injuries and the
results of a blood test on the driver."
Somehow I think that an intelligence test might be more in order.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
11 Nov 2004 08:49:14 PM |
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:38:46 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <uq15p0lfksnl0nnls08hvrasp4nrlq0ru8@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=2535570&nav=2NiwSsBP
November 8, 2004
Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident
NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nev. (AP) -- A 29-year-old man is in serious
condition after he was apparently car surfing in North Las Vegas.
Police say Ralph Brooks was lying on the hood of the car when the
driver suddenly came to a halt near Decatur and Grand Teton.
Police say his wife, 28-year-old Natalia Brooks, was driving the
vehicle when her husband was thrown shortly after nine Sunday morning.
Investigators say she stopped the car abruptly after her husband's hat
blew off.
A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.
Alcohol is thought to be a factor in accident.
Ralph Brooks was transported to UMC.
(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. )
"A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.> A decision on
charges will be based on the extent of the man's injuries and the
results of a blood test on the driver."
Somehow I think that an intelligence test might be more in order.
/cue terminal Turing Test failure.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
12 Nov 2004 12:36:49 AM |
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In article <n498p0t9svt5cq79pmlq64mo96i7ttul9p@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:38:46 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <uq15p0lfksnl0nnls08hvrasp4nrlq0ru8@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=2535570&nav=2NiwSsBP
November 8, 2004
Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident
NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nev. (AP) -- A 29-year-old man is in serious
condition after he was apparently car surfing in North Las Vegas.
Police say Ralph Brooks was lying on the hood of the car when the
driver suddenly came to a halt near Decatur and Grand Teton.
Police say his wife, 28-year-old Natalia Brooks, was driving the
vehicle when her husband was thrown shortly after nine Sunday morning.
Investigators say she stopped the car abruptly after her husband's hat
blew off.
A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.
Alcohol is thought to be a factor in accident.
Ralph Brooks was transported to UMC.
(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. )
"A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.> A decision on
charges will be based on the extent of the man's injuries and the
results of a blood test on the driver."
Somehow I think that an intelligence test might be more in order.
/cue terminal Turing Test failure.
Or maybe they should check to see if he actually has a brain. Maybe he
forgot to plug it in.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
14 Nov 2004 01:39:49 PM |
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 22:36:49 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <n498p0t9svt5cq79pmlq64mo96i7ttul9p@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:38:46 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <uq15p0lfksnl0nnls08hvrasp4nrlq0ru8@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=2535570&nav=2NiwSsBP
November 8, 2004
Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident
NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nev. (AP) -- A 29-year-old man is in serious
condition after he was apparently car surfing in North Las Vegas.
Police say Ralph Brooks was lying on the hood of the car when the
driver suddenly came to a halt near Decatur and Grand Teton.
Police say his wife, 28-year-old Natalia Brooks, was driving the
vehicle when her husband was thrown shortly after nine Sunday morning.
Investigators say she stopped the car abruptly after her husband's hat
blew off.
A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.
Alcohol is thought to be a factor in accident.
Ralph Brooks was transported to UMC.
(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. )
"A decision on charges will be based on the extent of the man's
injuries and the results of a blood test on the driver.> A decision on
charges will be based on the extent of the man's injuries and the
results of a blood test on the driver."
Somehow I think that an intelligence test might be more in order.
/cue terminal Turing Test failure.
Or maybe they should check to see if he actually has a brain. Maybe he
forgot to plug it in.
Perfect candidate for Bush's Cabinet.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Firelock" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
11 Nov 2004 08:18:21 AM |
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johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message news:<jhachm-FC4FEA.23384610112004@news.giganews.com>...
Somehow I think that an intelligence test might be more in order.
He had one already. It consisted of one question - "Hey, wanna
go car surfing?" - and he failed.
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident |
12 Nov 2004 12:37:41 AM |
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In article <d98390c0.0411110618.34ebd871@posting.google.com>,
(Firelock) wrote:
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message
news:<jhachm-FC4FEA.23384610112004@news.giganews.com>...
Somehow I think that an intelligence test might be more in order.
He had one already. It consisted of one question - "Hey, wanna
go car surfing?" - and he failed.
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
Yep.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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