Columbo Called In To Find W.M.D's
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Famed detective, Lieutenant Columbo of the L.A.P.D. has been called upon
by President Bushed to get to the bottom of the Weapons Of Mass
Destruction issue.
Columbo (first name unknown) 88, received the call from White House
staff this morning as he was preparing to move from his bedroom to his
bathroom in his state-of-the-art zimmer frame.
A White House spokeshuman confirmed, " Yes, we have spoken to the
lieutenant, and he will be available to get over to get over there on
the next flight. We have told him we expect him to find the W.M.D's in
time for the election - and that there will be no need for him to take
the zimmer frame as we have several set aside for him when he touches down."
The riddle of the W.M.D's whereabouts has been a sharp, insistent, and
painfully septic thorn in the side of the 'Coalition of the Willing',
ever since they were unexpectedly not stumbled upon. Even now it is
expected that they remain waiting to be discovered, literally just
inches below the hot shifting desert sands.
Outside the super-sleuths gates, life-long fan, Casper Burnsturmer, was
upbeat. "Hell, this is it! We're sending in the A team now god-dammit.
The Lieutenant'll find the suckers, or my name's Oprah!"
The Lieutenant was not available for comment, but is expected to begin
his search at the ancient sea-port of San-Diego; before heading inland
towards Las Vegas, then turning right and entering Area51, and finding
all the W.M.D's.
:)
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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