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"Eris" |
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23 Aug 2005 04:36:08 PM |
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O.T. Marijunana question |
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Marijunana question |
23 Aug 2005 08:35:05 PM |
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"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:9d5ng1h0pceh1gp74aikaiiq4755762890@4ax.com...
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
I've always heard 30 days as the standard length of time one can expect pot
to remain in your system - at least with regards to ***** tests (no idea what
the length of time is for hair tests). But increasing fluid intake and such
will likely shorten that time. I passed a ***** test years ago having smoked
within 5 days of the test, so obviously 30 days isn't an absolute number.
However, I used some "quick flush" type tea concoction that they sell at GNC
prior to the test and drank lots of water.
--
Aloha, G-Ride
"Like a quarrelling group of monkeys on a leaky boat, armed with sticks of
dynamite, we are now embarked on an uncertain journey."
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| User: "nJb" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Marijunana question |
23 Aug 2005 07:54:04 PM |
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Eris wrote:
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
Likely for a day or two if at all.
--
Jack
Plonked by Native American
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/xmissionbobo/
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Marijunana question |
28 Aug 2005 02:29:41 PM |
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On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 17:36:08 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
If you would have passed out brownies they might have. ;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Marijunana question |
24 Aug 2005 12:13:18 AM |
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On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 17:36:08 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
Next time you decide to attend a fundy gig, take some of the seeds
with you. Cast them about like some sort of hippy "Johnny appleseed"
- in places where they're sure to have a chance at growing. Then,
when you see them starting to bloom, report the church for illegal
activities. That's LOADS of fun.
Or so I hear... muahahahahahahahahahahhh... :-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o
"I absolutely detest it when people quote
themselves." - Me
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Marijunana question |
23 Aug 2005 07:46:54 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Eris
(vithant@nospamgmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
Every now and then my daughter's B/F smokes me out. I usually return the
favor by loaning him one of my gas cards. Life is good.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
I've heard it's eleven days to detox, but count on avoiding drug tests
for at least 30 days.
I work in the music business. If you pass a drug test, people here look
at you funny.
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
Fukkem.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Marijunana question |
28 Aug 2005 12:55:31 AM |
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In article <Xns96BBB4FCB4863vicman@216.196.97.136>,
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Eris
(vithant@nospamgmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
I was driving by the big Fundamentalist Christian Unity Festival when
I said What Would Machiavellian Do?
So I went over this woman's house I know, who deals and toked up for
the first time in 35 years. I also asked this very sexually liberated
woman if she would attend the function with me. She was delighted and
we walked around desecrating everything we could.
Every now and then my daughter's B/F smokes me out. I usually return the
favor by loaning him one of my gas cards. Life is good.
This was not a smart thing to do. Besides answering pointed questions
from curious security people, I will probably flunk drug tests for
awhile. How long will I pee funny?
I've heard it's eleven days to detox, but count on avoiding drug tests
for at least 30 days.
I work in the music business. If you pass a drug test, people here look
at you funny.
Pass a drug test in a computer programming job is likely to get you
fired. Yes, office, we have a strictly enforced drug testing program.
The crowd didn't seem to appreciate my rendition of Dylan's Highway 61
Fukkem.
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Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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