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"Orhan Orgun" |
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17 Oct 2003 10:38:47 AM |
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OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
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| User: "Mark OPolo" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
17 Oct 2003 02:21:43 PM |
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"Orhan Orgun" <orhanorgun@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:10376a31.0310170738.433a3fdc@posting.google.com...
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
To we Sox fans, there is no god . . . unless he's a Bambino.
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Mark O'Polo
Former fundy. Still wondering, questioning . . . finally thinking!
" ...the things that you're liable to read in the bible,
it ain't necessarily so!?
~ Ira Gershwin; from "Porgy and Bess" ~
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
17 Oct 2003 02:42:43 PM |
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Mark O'Polo wrote:
"Orhan Orgun" <orhanorgun@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:10376a31.0310170738.433a3fdc@posting.google.com...
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
To we Sox fans, there is no god . . . unless he's a Bambino.
There is no god but The Team, and McKeon is his prophet.
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Fred Stone
Conquering the Galaxy since 2003
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
17 Oct 2003 06:41:03 PM |
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(Orhan Orgun) thought hard and said:
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
The lesser of two evils.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 15 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, and Gustav Mahler are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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| User: "maky m." |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
19 Oct 2003 06:42:22 PM |
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(Orhan Orgun) wrote in message news:<10376a31.0310170738.433a3fdc@posting.google.com>...
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
yankees fans proved last night, once gain, that prayer does NOT work. LOL.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
18 Oct 2003 01:14:26 AM |
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On 17 Oct 2003 08:38:47 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
If there is a benevolent deity, it's certainly at least out to lunch;
there's not a baseball fan alive who wouldn't be glued to every pitch
of a Sox/Cubs World Series (which was my intense desire). OTOH, no one
outside of Florida or New York gives a flying Ford Frick about
Marlins/Yankees AFAICT, and I freely admit that as a New Yorker.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
I'll refrain from comment... ;-)
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| User: "Orhan Orgun" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
18 Oct 2003 11:45:17 PM |
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raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message news:<pfm1pvsvnaapqk3qehvtbqi20nqilnilrk@4ax.com>...
On 17 Oct 2003 08:38:47 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
I'll refrain from comment... ;-)
Comment all you want.
So far, well done. I hope they keep it up.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
19 Oct 2003 01:44:54 AM |
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On 18 Oct 2003 21:45:17 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message news:<pfm1pvsvnaapqk3qehvtbqi20nqilnilrk@4ax.com>...
On 17 Oct 2003 08:38:47 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
I'll refrain from comment... ;-)
Comment all you want.
Rather than appear a traitor to my home town, I'll just mention in
passing that there's also a National League (y'know, the one without
the DH, the ultimate blasphemy in baseball) team here, and
consequently, not everyone from NY is a Yankee fan... some of us might
even want to order sushi while watching the Series... ;-)
So far, well done. I hope they keep it up.
Well, it doesn't make up for missing a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, but
we'll just have to suck it up.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
19 Oct 2003 08:35:19 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Sun, 19 Oct 2003 02:44:54 -0400, a stranger
called by some raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> came forth and
told this tale in alt.atheism
On 18 Oct 2003 21:45:17 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
Rather than appear a traitor to my home town, I'll just mention in
passing that there's also a National League (y'know, the one without
the DH, the ultimate blasphemy in baseball) team here, and
consequently, not everyone from NY is a Yankee fan... some of us might
even want to order sushi while watching the Series... ;-)
I have a sweetie from New York who is a devoted Mets fan. She still
sends Bill Buckner birthday cards.
So far, well done. I hope they keep it up.
Well, it doesn't make up for missing a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, but
we'll just have to suck it up.
Really. Except for Pudge, there's just no real story here.
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
19 Oct 2003 09:18:06 AM |
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Well, it doesn't make up for missing a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, but
we'll just have to suck it up.
Really. Except for Pudge, there's just no real story here.
You mean other than the fact that the Marlins owner, along with the
Commissioner, are in court over violations of the RICO Act?
I would think that having a commissioner and an owner undergoing serious
criminal charges might be considered a real story in some circles.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Orhan Orgun" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
19 Oct 2003 10:15:25 AM |
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raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message news:<1nc4pvcctq565bkguf9i2utt6lmdi4d93v@4ax.com>...
On 18 Oct 2003 21:45:17 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message news:<pfm1pvsvnaapqk3qehvtbqi20nqilnilrk@4ax.com>...
On 17 Oct 2003 08:38:47 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
I'll refrain from comment... ;-)
Comment all you want.
Rather than appear a traitor to my home town, I'll just mention in
passing that there's also a National League (y'know, the one without
the DH, the ultimate blasphemy in baseball)
You telling this to a Giants fan? And which league do you think I
think the Marlins represent?
team here, and
consequently, not everyone from NY is a Yankee fan...
I thought only about 2% were.
some of us might
even want to order sushi while watching the Series... ;-)
So far, well done. I hope they keep it up.
Well, it doesn't make up for missing a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, but
we'll just have to suck it up.
Yeah. We just gotta be happy with what the good Lord has decided to
dole out.
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| User: "Bob White" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
23 Oct 2003 05:58:49 PM |
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"Orhan Orgun" <> wrote in message
news:10376a31.0310190715.5b024ff8@posting.google.com...
raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1nc4pvcctq565bkguf9i2utt6lmdi4d93v@4ax.com>...
On 18 Oct 2003 21:45:17 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
raven1 <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message
news:<pfm1pvsvnaapqk3qehvtbqi20nqilnilrk@4ax.com>...
On 17 Oct 2003 08:38:47 -0700, (Orhan Orgun)
wrote:
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
I'll refrain from comment... ;-)
Comment all you want.
Rather than appear a traitor to my home town, I'll just mention in
passing that there's also a National League (y'know, the one without
the DH, the ultimate blasphemy in baseball)
You telling this to a Giants fan? And which league do you think I
think the Marlins represent?
team here, and
consequently, not everyone from NY is a Yankee fan...
I thought only about 2% were.
some of us might
even want to order sushi while watching the Series... ;-)
So far, well done. I hope they keep it up.
Well, it doesn't make up for missing a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, but
we'll just have to suck it up.
Yeah. We just gotta be happy with what the good Lord has decided to
dole out.
You mean the Lord Satan who rules the world you mentioned earlier?
"Orhan Orgun" <> wrote in message
news:10376a31.0310170738.433a3fdc@posting.google.com...
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
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| User: "Orhan Orgun" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
23 Oct 2003 09:43:26 PM |
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"Bob White" <threeball@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<J2Zlb.11606$Fm2.6847@attbi_s04>...
"Orhan Orgun" <orhanorgun@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:10376a31.0310190715.5b024ff8@posting.google.com...
Yeah. We just gotta be happy with what the good Lord has decided to
dole out.
You mean the Lord Satan who rules the world you mentioned earlier?
Shite, I've been found out. Guess all those fundies who keep saying we
atheists really worship Satan will be happy to be proven right, huh?
Please, oh please don't report me to the EAC mess-up department.
Otoh, one could say: Jesus, Satan, Allah, it makes no difference to
me. Whoever the boss is, suck up to 'em. That should make me a good
fundie, surely?
"Orhan Orgun" <orhanorgun@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:10376a31.0310170738.433a3fdc@posting.google.com...
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
17 Oct 2003 01:22:58 PM |
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Orhan Orgun wrote:
world series is Marlins vs Yankees!?
This proves it! If the universe is ruled by some kind of supreme
consciousness, it surely is ruled by Satan.
I'll just have to root for the Marlins, won't I?
Come, join us...
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Fred Stone
Conquering the Galaxy since 2003
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| User: "SRubin5190" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
17 Oct 2003 04:25:52 PM |
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I actually thought since only a real miracle would put the Red Sox and Cubs in
the same World Series that this proves finally without a doubt absolutely
....... No god.
Sue in PA
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: OT Marlins, Yankees, gods |
17 Oct 2003 10:37:10 PM |
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(SRubin5190) wrote in
news:20031017172552.08890.00000413@mb-m14.aol.com:
I actually thought since only a real miracle would put the Red Sox and
Cubs in the same World Series that this proves finally without a doubt
absolutely ...... No god.
Sue in PA
Hey, last year the Angels proved that prayer was unnecessary.
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Blast Femur
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So, what are you going to do with the first 18,547,387,259,122,090 years of
eternity?
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