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"JPG" |
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26 Aug 2004 07:18:48 AM |
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OT: Men only - take the test |
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
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| User: "BDK" |
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26 Aug 2004 09:22:06 AM |
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In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>,
says...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I got 50 out of 60, I blew the last question.
I KNOW how to pee!!
BDK
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| User: "kathryn" |
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26 Aug 2004 12:23:44 PM |
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"BDK" <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b97bc186b9681e5989ccb@news.buckeye-express.com...
In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>,
says...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I got 50 out of 60, I blew the last question.
I KNOW how to pee!!
BDK
I got 40 out of 60 and Im not even equipped to use a urinal!
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| User: "BDK" |
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26 Aug 2004 09:45:41 PM |
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In article <cgl6av$a4f$1@titan.btinternet.com>, says...
"BDK" <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b97bc186b9681e5989ccb@news.buckeye-express.com...
In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>,
says...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I got 50 out of 60, I blew the last question.
I KNOW how to pee!!
BDK
I got 40 out of 60 and Im not even equipped to use a urinal!
Good job! Might be useful in case you ever decide to make a "change"
some day!
BDK
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| User: "Sean C" |
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26 Aug 2004 06:08:26 PM |
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In article <cgl6av$a4f$1@titan.btinternet.com>, kathryn <bob@bob.com>
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"BDK" <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b97bc186b9681e5989ccb@news.buckeye-express.com...
In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>,
says...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I got 50 out of 60, I blew the last question.
I KNOW how to pee!!
BDK
I got 40 out of 60 and Im not even equipped to use a urinal!
Don't worry, there's a product for everything.
http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productI
d=13827&memberId=12500226&storeId=226
Now you can enter a men's room and pee in comfort with the big dogs.
Sean C
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Men only - take the test |
26 Aug 2004 01:13:06 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:23:44 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn" <bob@bob.com> wrote:
"BDK" <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b97bc186b9681e5989ccb@news.buckeye-express.com...
In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>,
says...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I got 50 out of 60, I blew the last question.
I KNOW how to pee!!
BDK
I got 40 out of 60 and Im not even equipped to use a urinal!
You're a better man than I am, GungaPee.
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/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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| User: "Sean C" |
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26 Aug 2004 06:04:31 PM |
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In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>, JPG
<me@privacy.net> wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Here's another test:
If you and your date enter an almost empty movie theatre with one other
patron and 200 seats do you:
A): Sit as far away from the other patron as possible.
B): Sit right next to the other patron
c): Sit behind him and kick his seat repeatedly while you and your date
yammer endlessly and call people on your cell phone to let them know
you're at the movies.
D). Leave the theatre, since anyone who goes to the movies alone must
be an axe-murderer or rapist.
I think people who chose B and C are the same ones who like to rub
shoulders with you at the urinals.
Sean C
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| User: "anne marie hovgaard" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Men only - take the test |
31 Aug 2004 09:19:01 AM |
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Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.hvc.rr.com> wrote in message news:<260820041904312304%redhawk@burnspammersalive.hvc.rr.com>...
In article <g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>, JPG
<me@privacy.net> wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Here's another test:
If you and your date enter an almost empty movie theatre with one other
patron and 200 seats do you:
A): Sit as far away from the other patron as possible.
B): Sit right next to the other patron
c): Sit behind him and kick his seat repeatedly while you and your date
yammer endlessly and call people on your cell phone to let them know
you're at the movies.
D). Leave the theatre, since anyone who goes to the movies alone must
be an axe-murderer or rapist.
My (straight) brother once went to see the (gay, and rather
explicit)movie "Querelle" in a movie theatre where the seats were
numbered. Only two tickets had been sold, to him and another man, and
they gave them seats next to each other in the exact middle of the
room.
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| User: "Paul W" |
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26 Aug 2004 06:33:23 PM |
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JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:<g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
10 out of 60. I guess I should just pee in my pants.
Paul W
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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26 Aug 2004 09:49:15 PM |
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On 26 Aug 2004 16:33:23 -0700, Paul W wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:<g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
10 out of 60. I guess I should just pee in my pants.
Well, that demonstrates _some_ knowledge. Otherwise, you'd be trying to
pee in somebody _else's_ pants. There _is_ hope for you! ;-)
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| User: "commutator" |
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01 Sep 2004 03:02:49 AM |
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JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:<g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I remember one time in high school me a buddy were strolling the halls
(don't know why, normally didn't, skipping something?) and he had to
go. So he went in and I stopped to wait and hot a drink from the
fountain. This other kid walks in right after him. Seconds later he
comes back out holding the kid by the back of his backpack and
explains (in good humour, something like this) "I pulled up to the
first stall and this cockknocker picks the one right next to me.
Explain to him how urinals are supposed to be used I've gotta go too
bad". I laughed at the kid for like 10 seconds than I explained the
concept of splashback followed by general urinal etiquette. I
finished off by saying something like "you're lucky my frined here
didsn't dunk you in the toilet for that, I've seen him do worse" (as
my buddy came out). I remember being in a washroom a few othertimes
when the kid walked in and he always just went straight to the stall
:)
Maybe the pressure was just too much for him.....
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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03 Sep 2004 04:10:23 AM |
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"commutator" <mikesantos15@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:380b9069.0409010002.37ea056c@posting.google.com...
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:<g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com>...
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Apparently, you don't want me to walk in when you're peeing, I got a 20% and
I'm no longer a man. :(
I'll just wait for the stall from now on...
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ArWeNotMen
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| User: "Jez" |
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26 Aug 2004 09:27:41 AM |
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JPG wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Damnit I only got 20 out of 60 !
'
Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better
trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you
ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.'
Huh !
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Dale" |
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26 Aug 2004 10:48:21 AM |
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"Jez" <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:412df380$0$20250$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com...
JPG wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Damnit I only got 20 out of 60 !
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Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better
trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you
ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.'
Huh !
That's the same score I got. I disagree especially with going to the far
right urinal when the one where the guy is at the far left urinal. If you're
going to be that extreme, just go to the stall with a door. On the other
hand, I usually go to a stall with a door if there is no urinal without a
buffer urinal on either side, unless the urinals are the kind with the
dividers.
I think whoever invented urinals without dividers must be the same people
who pummelled me with dodge balls when I was a kid. Speaking of that, I
never knew there were rules to dodge ball until I saw the movie. I thought
the sole point of it was so the sadistic coach could watch the sadistic big
guys pummel the hapless scrawny guys.
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| User: "Steve O" |
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30 Aug 2004 07:00:36 PM |
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I think whoever invented urinals without dividers must be the same
people who pummelled me with dodge balls when I was a kid.
Agreed.
Splashback from the neighbouring urinal, on shoes or trousers, is most
unacceptable.
There's a phrase which adequately describes the type of person who enters
undivided urinals and sprays a full stream of urine against his own
receptacle with complete abandonment, full force and utter disregard for his
neighbour - ignorant *****.
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| User: "Jez" |
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31 Aug 2004 07:20:19 AM |
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Steve O wrote:
I think whoever invented urinals without dividers must be the same
people who pummelled me with dodge balls when I was a kid.
Agreed.
Splashback from the neighbouring urinal, on shoes or trousers, is most
unacceptable.
There's a phrase which adequately describes the type of person who enters
undivided urinals and sprays a full stream of urine against his own
receptacle with complete abandonment, full force and utter disregard for his
neighbour - ignorant *****.
The thing I hate most.....especially in pubs....people that don't wash
their hands !
I'm pretty sure it makes the beer go flat quicker.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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31 Aug 2004 07:28:31 AM |
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"Jez" <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:41346d2c$0$20246$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com...
Steve O wrote:
I think whoever invented urinals without dividers must be the same
people who pummelled me with dodge balls when I was a kid.
Agreed.
Splashback from the neighbouring urinal, on shoes or trousers, is most
unacceptable.
There's a phrase which adequately describes the type of person who
enters
undivided urinals and sprays a full stream of urine against his own
receptacle with complete abandonment, full force and utter disregard for
his
neighbour - ignorant *****.
The thing I hate most.....especially in pubs....people that don't wash
their hands !
I'm pretty sure it makes the beer go flat quicker.
Eeeeeewwwwwww! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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26 Aug 2004 10:48:56 PM |
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Jez <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in
news:412df380$0$20250$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com:
JPG wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Damnit I only got 20 out of 60 !
'
Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better
trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you
ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.'
Huh !
30 out of 60
Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female
and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or
you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be
showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee
way better than you can.
What they didn't factor in is that I don't care about niceties. If I gotta
pee and there's someone in the way, they might get a stripe down their leg
:p
....but then, I usually hit the doored stalls. I'm antisocial!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
The Fundamentalist
== Knows no greater joy than the sound of his own voice.
== Knows no greater terror than the god he creates in his own image.
== Knows no greater evil than an unfettered mind.
== Knows no greater blasphemy than being told "NO."
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| User: "Apostate" |
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26 Aug 2004 12:01:48 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 15:27:41 +0100, Jez <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
JPG wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Damnit I only got 20 out of 60 !
'
Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better
trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you
ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.'
Huh !
Well, then. We're pee-mates.
See you in the men's room.
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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26 Aug 2004 09:45:42 AM |
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JPG wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
I"ve played the game on a TI-89 calculator, so my score
should be artificially high...hence I won't play.
--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum at it's new home!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Aug 2004 07:35:30 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 13:18:48 +0100 in episode
<g6lri01ttdttdn1dolhtnofdjs40i4kd8l@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Number 5 is wrong.
(I'd explain but I'm already ashamed I know exactly why I think it's wrong.)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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| User: "Kronk" |
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26 Aug 2004 01:17:14 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 13:18:48 +0100, JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Boy I totally disagree on question 5.
The guy in position 5 was either there before the guy in position 6 or
after.
If after, then 5 likely chose to be next to 6, which makes him
suspect, so you don't go to 4.
If before, it is odd that he didn't go to 6, but it's equally odd that
2 didn't go to 1, so this is a draw.
But sandwiching 5 deprives him of a free side, so that's just rude.
And you don't go to 1 either, because that would be coupling with 2 on
the cozy side. 3 is plainly the best option for maximizing the
anonymous herd effect while giving everyone a free side.
And question 6 is a cheat.
K.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Aug 2004 07:45:01 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:17:14 +0000 in episode
<412e1fb1.3609580@news.gvtc.com> we saw our hero (Kronk):
On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 13:18:48 +0100, JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Boy I totally disagree on question 5.
The guy in position 5 was either there before the guy in position 6 or
after.
If after, then 5 likely chose to be next to 6, which makes him suspect, so
you don't go to 4.
If before, it is odd that he didn't go to 6, but it's equally odd that 2
didn't go to 1, so this is a draw.
But sandwiching 5 deprives him of a free side, so that's just rude.
And you don't go to 1 either, because that would be coupling with 2 on the
cozy side. 3 is plainly the best option for maximizing the anonymous herd
effect while giving everyone a free side.
Nah, don't buy the "coupling" thing in this one. You go to 1. That at
least means a wall to your left (in general, but definitely a "not urinal"
spot to the left). If you go to 3 (or 4) you could end up between two guys.
(And number 6 is a definite cheat.)
(And it's disturbing to discover this test makes *so much *sense to me.)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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26 Aug 2004 11:34:58 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach JPG:
Men only (women in US if there are any female urinals still left).
Take the test:
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
20 out of 60, since I don't really care where I pee...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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