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"Neil Kelsey" |
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18 Dec 2006 01:15:40 PM |
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OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 01:29:10 PM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
That would translate to "wallowing in the mire", from "Light My Fire".
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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| Title: Re: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 03:20:36 PM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
--
Aloha, G-Ride
The force that's forcing you to feel like busting up a Starbucks.
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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18 Dec 2006 10:59:04 PM |
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"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> writes:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
John Fogarty and CCR: There's a Bad Moon on the Rise.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Houston 3, Manitoba 1 (December 16)
NEXT GAME: Friday, December 22 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 04:39:26 PM |
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"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4uof16F19204pU1@mid.individual.net...
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
They're called Mondegreens! No, really. Google it. :-)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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18 Dec 2006 07:10:03 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
wallow in the mire
"There's a bathroom on the right"
They're called Mondegreens! No, really. Google it. :-)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Misheard Song Lyrics |
21 Dec 2006 07:27:52 PM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
wallow in the mire
"There's a bathroom on the right"
They're called Mondegreens! No, really. Google it. :-)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
Forgot to add this:
http://www.borndigital.com/tarsus.htm
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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19 Dec 2006 02:08:00 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
wallow in the mire
I run to you with broken arms.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
They're called Mondegreens! No, really. Google it. :-)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 06:11:49 PM |
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"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> wrote in news:4uof16F19204pU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what
the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"I wanna know--have you ever seen Lorraine?"
--
Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "stoney" |
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25 Dec 2006 05:20:39 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:11:49 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com> wrote in news:4uof16F19204pU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what
the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"I wanna know--have you ever seen Lorraine?"
Who'll stop the rain. CCR.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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18 Dec 2006 10:16:37 PM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
That comes from the song that starts "All I want is a womb somewhere"
Try:
She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibility.
Hard eggs, nothing but hard eggs.
Smiler
The godless one
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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19 Dec 2006 08:16:15 AM |
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"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166466653.944610.60470@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
That comes from the song that starts "All I want is a womb somewhere"
Try:
She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibility.
A Must to Avoid - Herman's Hermits
Hard eggs, nothing but hard eggs.
It's a Heartache - Bonnie Tyler
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 08:12:49 PM |
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If you see Kay,
Tell her I love her.
April Wine
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FF
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| User: "Conspiracy of Doves" |
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18 Dec 2006 02:01:41 PM |
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Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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18 Dec 2006 03:22:36 PM |
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"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
---
Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "raven1" |
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18 Dec 2006 05:02:07 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"Making love with his eagle"
"Hey, it will come back to you"
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "satyr" |
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18 Dec 2006 06:14:35 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:02:07 -0500, raven1
<quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
still working on this one
"Making love with his eagle"
Ziggy Stardust - making love with his ego
"Hey, it will come back to you"
Steely Dan - aren't those the real lyrics?
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "raven1" |
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19 Dec 2006 01:38:06 AM |
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On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:14:35 -0600, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:02:07 -0500, raven1
<quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
still working on this one
Thought that would be the easiest one!
"Making love with his eagle"
Ziggy Stardust - making love with his ego
Correct.
"Hey, it will come back to you"
Steely Dan - aren't those the real lyrics?
"Peg, it will come back to you".
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
25 Dec 2006 05:18:02 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:38:06 -0500, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:14:35 -0600, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:02:07 -0500, raven1
<quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
still working on this one
Thought that would be the easiest one!
CCR-Bad Moon on the rise.
"Making love with his eagle"
Ziggy Stardust - making love with his ego
Correct.
"Hey, it will come back to you"
Steely Dan - aren't those the real lyrics?
"Peg, it will come back to you".
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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19 Dec 2006 03:22:46 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet raven1
(quoththeraven@nevermore.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the
dreadful movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my
childhood because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that
one song without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what
the right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"Making love with his eagle"
"Hey, it will come back to you"
"And hang your knees at Swami's"
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 06:21:51 PM |
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raven1 wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
"Making love with his eagle"
"Hey, it will come back to you"
Another one I heard about was some kid listening to the Beatle's
"Ticket to Ride."
"She's got a chicken to ride,
And it's in my hair"
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 06:18:28 PM |
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raven1 wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
Bad Moon Rising
"Making love with his eagle"
uh...Slave to my *****?
"Hey, it will come back to you"
That Steely Dan song...was it Peg?
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| User: "raven1" |
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19 Dec 2006 01:39:19 AM |
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On 18 Dec 2006 16:18:28 -0800, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
raven1 wrote:
On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:22:36 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
"The girl with colitis goes by"
Five points each:
"There's a bathroom on the right"
Bad Moon Rising
Correct (by CCR).
"Making love with his eagle"
uh...Slave to my *****?
LOL!
"Hey, it will come back to you"
That Steely Dan song...was it Peg?
Exactly.
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "wavy" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 11:51:42 PM |
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Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
OK - another couple of MY Faves:
From the Eagles - off of Hotel California: (Life in the fast lane)
"Flies in the Vaseline - almost make me loose my mind..."
From CSR - Bad Moon Rising:
"..... Yeah - there's a bathroom on the right"
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
19 Dec 2006 03:09:39 AM |
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Jagshemash, wavy?
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what
the right words are. It's probably an easy one.
OK - another couple of MY Faves:
From the Eagles - off of Hotel California: (Life in the fast lane)
"Flies in the Vaseline - almost make me loose my mind..."
There is a song by Stone Temple Pilots called "Vasoline" that contains the
line "flies in the vaseline."
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
19 Dec 2006 08:34:21 AM |
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wavy wrote:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
OK - another couple of MY Faves:
From the Eagles - off of Hotel California: (Life in the fast lane)
"Flies in the Vaseline - almost make me loose my mind..."
From CSR - Bad Moon Rising:
"..... Yeah - there's a bathroom on the right"
When you listen to Bob Dylan's version of Blowing in the WInd he
actually sings "...the ants are my friends..."
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
20 Dec 2006 03:33:19 AM |
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On 19 Dec 2006 06:34:21 -0800, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
wavy wrote:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
OK - another couple of MY Faves:
From the Eagles - off of Hotel California: (Life in the fast lane)
"Flies in the Vaseline - almost make me loose my mind..."
From CSR - Bad Moon Rising:
"..... Yeah - there's a bathroom on the right"
When you listen to Bob Dylan's version of Blowing in the WInd he
actually sings "...the ants are my friends..."
There's one line in the later choruses of The Beatles' "Baby You're A
Rich Man" in which they supposedly sing (in place of "Baby you're a
rich man too") "Baby you're a rich fag Jew", referring to their gay
Jewish manager Brian Epstein...
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 04:58:39 PM |
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On 18 Dec 2006 11:15:40 -0800, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, *Light My Fire*
Come on baby, Light My Fire
Try to set the night on... FII-YUHHH! Yeah, yeah..." (Keyboard solo)
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "satyr" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 06:16:45 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:58:39 -0500, raven1
<quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote:
On 18 Dec 2006 11:15:40 -0800, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, *Light My Fire*
Come on baby, Light My Fire
Try to set the night on... FII-YUHHH! Yeah, yeah..." (Keyboard solo)
My first misheard lyrics, swear to god, three years old and I thought
there was a special letter P called Elemento P.
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 06:12:36 PM |
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raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in
news:c37eo2d8qg45pujh42hh8qimdtqnbfl7h1@4ax.com:
On 18 Dec 2006 11:15:40 -0800, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, *Light My Fire*
Come on baby, Light My Fire
Try to set the night on... FII-YUHHH! Yeah, yeah..." (Keyboard solo)
"Revved up like a douche..."
--
Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Misheard Song Lyrics |
18 Dec 2006 11:01:43 PM |
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Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> writes:
raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in
news:c37eo2d8qg45pujh42hh8qimdtqnbfl7h1@4ax.com:
On 18 Dec 2006 11:15:40 -0800, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This will probably date me, but yesterday I was watching the dreadful
movie "My Fair Lady," which I remember the music from my childhood
because my parents had the record. I can't listen to that one song
without hearing "Wooden Tit Be Loverly."
Which reminded me of a co-worker going on a few weeks ago about how
great a poet Jim Morrison was- he even invented his own words! Like
"wallawindamire." I got it right away, and I am still laughing. 10
atheist points to anyone who knows what song this is from, and what the
right words are. It's probably an easy one.
"The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, *Light My Fire*
Come on baby, Light My Fire
Try to set the night on... FII-YUHHH! Yeah, yeah..." (Keyboard solo)
"Revved up like a douche..."
Ouch. I was Blinded By the Light...and ^h that fifth letter in douche after
you redact the second one to "e".
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Houston 3, Manitoba 1 (December 16)
NEXT GAME: Friday, December 22 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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