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"Therion Ware" |
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16 Feb 2004 04:41:35 AM |
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OT: More important advice. |
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" |
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| Title: Re: More important advice. |
16 Feb 2004 07:57:50 PM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com...
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
Also...if you're engaged in intercourse and she's saying "I'm coming I'm
coming!", no matter how silly a mood you are in, don't say "Ok...I'll put
the kettle on!"...unless you are an experience bronco rider and know how to
fall properly when you are flung into the air!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: More important advice. |
17 Feb 2004 07:30:22 AM |
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In article <403179e4$0$18304$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, I Am Your Clayton,
Luke! says...
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com...
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
Also...if you're engaged in intercourse and she's saying "I'm coming I'm
coming!", no matter how silly a mood you are in, don't say "Ok...I'll put
the kettle on!"...unless you are an experience bronco rider and know how to
fall properly when you are flung into the air!
Ummmm.......................never mind!
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
16 Feb 2004 06:42:50 AM |
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In article <gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
Honey!! You okay?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
17 Feb 2004 06:04:22 AM |
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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:42:50 GMT in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
(Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
Honey!! You okay?
"Madam, I live"... Well, that's what I call it.
Aside on the NHS (UK free at the point of delivery health care).
So I go up to the doctors, with this big nose with half the skin
missing and blood everywhere (faces tend to bleed a lot, though it's
not necessarily serious).
"so do you think this needs treatment?" I say.
"we're not medically qualified so we can't say" say the receptionists.
"So you're sure about that?" says I, proceeding to bleed over their
reception desk.
"Point taken" they say.
So the practice nurse (and she's scary in a very interesting kind of a
way) fixes me up with a check on my last tetanus jab, some antiseptic
cream, a plaster and some fairly forthright advice.
Oh - the NHS. I love it.
--
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- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
17 Feb 2004 07:28:48 AM |
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In article <dd04305hgjq0fpqkkj789osajfeshkbrfm@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:42:50 GMT in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
(Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
Honey!! You okay?
"Madam, I live"... Well, that's what I call it.
Aside on the NHS (UK free at the point of delivery health care).
So I go up to the doctors, with this big nose with half the skin
missing and blood everywhere (faces tend to bleed a lot, though it's
not necessarily serious).
Yikes! I'll keep that in mind should the witchling ever fall on her face.
"so do you think this needs treatment?" I say.
"we're not medically qualified so we can't say" say the receptionists.
Squeeze me?
"So you're sure about that?" says I, proceeding to bleed over their
reception desk.
"Point taken" they say.
ACK!
So the practice nurse (and she's scary in a very interesting kind of a
way) fixes me up with a check on my last tetanus jab, some antiseptic
cream, a plaster and some fairly forthright advice.
Oh - the NHS. I love it.
Reminds me of when my husband ended up in an "emergency" room in a hospital in
Dublin the 2nd day we were there on our honeymoon after pulling a muscle in his
back while holding in a sneeze (and NO, it wasn't from wild sex the previous
evening)- It hurt so bad he thought he'd broken something. That place was a
dump, absolutely reeked of urine and there were people literally bleeding all
over the place. Thankfully it was nothing major and we still had time to hit
the pubs before closing.
And I'm glad you're doing better too :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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17 Feb 2004 06:42:41 AM |
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 12:04:22 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
So the practice nurse (and she's scary in a very interesting kind of a
way) fixes me up with a check on my last tetanus jab, some antiseptic
cream, a plaster and some fairly forthright advice.
It's the white starched uniforms and the shoes.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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17 Feb 2004 06:50:25 AM |
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 12:42:41 GMT in alt.atheism, Christopher A. Lee
(Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 12:04:22 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
So the practice nurse (and she's scary in a very interesting kind of a
way) fixes me up with a check on my last tetanus jab, some antiseptic
cream, a plaster and some fairly forthright advice.
It's the white starched uniforms and the shoes.
Heh. No. "Practice Nurse". It's the leather.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "Mike Ruskai" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
16 Feb 2004 08:13:45 AM |
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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 10:41:35 +0000, Therion Ware wrote:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
OK, I've done my share of brute-force work with hammers of the prying
kind, but I'm finding it difficult to imagine just what it is you did.
Were you pulling, or levering with the hammer? If the former, I must ask,
have you never seen a mid-20th century cartoon?
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- Mike
Remove 'spambegone.net' and reverse to send e-mail.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
16 Feb 2004 09:24:08 AM |
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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 14:13:45 GMT in alt.atheism, Mike Ruskai ("Mike
Ruskai" <spamten.knilhtrae@begonedynnaht.net>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 10:41:35 +0000, Therion Ware wrote:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
OK, I've done my share of brute-force work with hammers of the prying
kind, but I'm finding it difficult to imagine just what it is you did.
Were you pulling, or levering with the hammer?
Levering. But the second set of nails were set in concrete and not
wood. But of course with my magnificent strength granted to me by the
grace of the IPU, I rather forgot myself.
"Opps".
If the former, I must ask,
have you never seen a mid-20th century cartoon?
Oh many. This is presumably why I chose to replicate one, repetition
being the essence of pleasure.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
16 Feb 2004 06:54:10 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
ouch....
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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16 Feb 2004 07:06:46 AM |
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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:54:10 -0000 in alt.atheism, Woden (Woden
<woden@charter.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
ouch....
Close. That's not quite the form of words I used though.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "#1883" |
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16 Feb 2004 09:22:32 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:54:10 -0000 in alt.atheism, Woden (Woden
<woden@charter.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
ouch....
Close. That's not quite the form of words I used though.
FUG ME!!! UH BROKE MUH FUGGING NODE!!! etc.?
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#1883
"Religion controls the weak, stupid and criminal-minded in ways that
threat of jail or community service cannot. If a vision of endless fire
and brimstone or torture at the clutches of horny dragon-beast with a
12-inch spiked ***** keeps even one person from putting a bullet in my
head, religion can't be all bad." - TMB
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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17 Feb 2004 12:28:33 AM |
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 03:22:32 +0000 in alt.atheism, #1883 (#1883
<spm1138@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:54:10 -0000 in alt.atheism, Woden (Woden
<woden@charter.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:gb7130d84h6rtpbf606cul9odai6qsqdae@4ax.com:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
ouch....
Close. That's not quite the form of words I used though.
FUG ME!!! UH BROKE MUH FUGGING NODE!!! etc.?
Almost exactly right!
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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16 Feb 2004 06:46:10 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
True. But significantly better than to have all of the above PLUS
electrical burns.
Other good things not to do:
pour gasoline into the carburator of a car trying to get it to start.
Use gasoline to kill ants on the floor of a bathroom that has a water
heater with an exposed pilot flame.
Stand next to a cherry picker while the bucket swings into a power line.
Get struck by lightening. Ever.
Use your hand to clear snow out of the chute of a snow blower.
Reach under a rotary lawn mower, even just a little.
MarkA
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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17 Feb 2004 12:29:19 AM |
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 00:46:10 GMT in alt.atheism, MarkA (MarkA
<nobiz@ofyours.com>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
True. But significantly better than to have all of the above PLUS
electrical burns.
Well, I thought I'd start small and try and work my way up to that
grand achievement!
Other good things not to do:
pour gasoline into the carburator of a car trying to get it to start.
Use gasoline to kill ants on the floor of a bathroom that has a water
heater with an exposed pilot flame.
Stand next to a cherry picker while the bucket swings into a power line.
Get struck by lightening. Ever.
Use your hand to clear snow out of the chute of a snow blower.
Reach under a rotary lawn mower, even just a little.
I shall have these tattooed on the inside of my eyelids!
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: More important advice. |
17 Feb 2004 09:24:54 AM |
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In article <IvdYb.27056$ZN2.2837183600@twister2.starband.net>, MarkA says...
Therion Ware wrote:
Never, ever, pull a nailed electrical access panel off the wall with a
claw hammer when it's attached rather more securely than you think so
you feel obliged to use excessive force.
This can result in a minor concussion, blood all over the place, and a
loss of skin from ones nose.
Words to live by. Trust me on this.
True. But significantly better than to have all of the above PLUS
electrical burns.
Other good things not to do:
pour gasoline into the carburator of a car trying to get it to start.
Use gasoline to kill ants on the floor of a bathroom that has a water
heater with an exposed pilot flame.
Stand next to a cherry picker while the bucket swings into a power line.
Get struck by lightening. Ever.
Use your hand to clear snow out of the chute of a snow blower.
Reach under a rotary lawn mower, even just a little.
My brother did this WHILE it was running. Definitely NOT a good idea.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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