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Megan's Dad
sung to the tune of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
Megan, can i come over after school? (after school)
We can get on alt.dads and watch Ken act like a fool (act like a fool)
Did Ken get back from his "business" trip? (business trip)
Is he there, and what divorced dad did he "gyp"? (who did he gyp)
You know, we're not like Nowhence9 who can be misled
Since Atlantic kicked you off, you've been posting as "judgedredd"
J.P. Young embarrassed Pang so much
Exposed him as a fool, with "enriched uranium"
Megan, can't you see, your dad has MPD
I know it's kind of sad, the forgeries from Megan's dad
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
Megan, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your dad came out with just a bathrobe on (bathrobe on)
I could tell he liked me when he called me "Stacy"
Megan's dad's a dead ringer for John Wayne Gacy
And I know that he thinks that his name's "John Gault"
Tried to show Peggy who's boss, and got jailed for assault...
J.P. Young embarrassed Pang so much
He showed up in sci.physics, and J.P. told him to hush
Megan, can't you see your dad acts just like he's 3
I know it's kind of sad, that folks get conned by Megan's dad
(kickass guitar solo)
Megan's dad has MPD real bad
He got a DUI, now he's being stalked by "M.A.D.D."
What I'd love to see, is Ken in a spelling bee
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Megan's Dad
Megan's Dad
Megan, can't you see he's in a sex crimes registry
I know it's kind of bad, that six-year olds date Megan's dad
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