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User: "maff"
Date: 08 Sep 2003 04:53:02 AM
Object: OT: No sex please, you're American
No sex please, you're American
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1037335,00.html
The Bush administration is pouring millions of dollars into programmes
that persuade teenagers to hold on to their virginity. And it's
working. Suzanne Goldenberg reports
Monday September 8, 2003
The Guardian
It's a few minutes before showtime, and the air in the church hall has
that slightly tingling sense of anticipation that often occurs in
crowds of sweaty teenagers. The girls are tugging at their T-shirts
and smoothing their hair, the boys laughing too loudly. They are here
to spend the next few hours talking about sex. Then, they are going to
declare in front of total strangers that they will swear off all forms
of sex until they are married.
Bush administration
http://news.google.com/news?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bush+administration%22&sa=N&tab=gn
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bush+administration%22&sa=N&tab=nw
http://groups.google.com/groups?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bush+administration%22&sa=N&tab=wg
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bush+administration%22&sa=N&tab=gd&cat=gwd%2FTop
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User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 08 Sep 2003 02:33:46 PM
On 08 Sep 2003,
(maff) screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:18510aff.0309080153.25e43c34@posting.google.com:
*rolls eyes*
Had an argument on an Everquest newsgroup once with a guy who was raving
on and on about how those wicked public schools were providing his kid
with free condoms and effectively endorsing his "immoral behavior".
I pointed out to him that it was *his* job to convince his kid not to
have sex, and simply asked him whether, in the event that his kid *did*
have sex, he wouldn't want him to have a condom to prevent disease
and/or pregnancy... but no, according to him, providing a teenager with
protection somehow makes them think, "Oh, wow, I've got a condom now!
I'd better go and find someone to use this with!"
Ended up with me telling him he didn't give a flying ***** about his
son's safety, that all he cared about were his narrowminded Christian
ideals. He didn't like that too much.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
.
User: "Clayton Aguilera the Dirty Pierced Nipple Slut"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 08 Sep 2003 07:02:32 PM
"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns93F095922EA47Mekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 08 Sep 2003,

(maff) screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:18510aff.0309080153.25e43c34@posting.google.com:

*rolls eyes*

Had an argument on an Everquest newsgroup once with a guy who was raving
on and on about how those wicked public schools were providing his kid
with free condoms and effectively endorsing his "immoral behavior".

I pointed out to him that it was *his* job to convince his kid not to
have sex, and simply asked him whether, in the event that his kid *did*
have sex, he wouldn't want him to have a condom to prevent disease
and/or pregnancy... but no, according to him, providing a teenager with
protection somehow makes them think, "Oh, wow, I've got a condom now!
I'd better go and find someone to use this with!"

I had a condom in my wallet for nearly three years before I needed one. (of
course I didn't use that particular one as it had virtually crumbled to dust
by then) Teenagers are going to have sex if the opportunity arises...the
hypochristians can preach and moralize and shake their Bibles and scream
"you will burn" as much as they want...but if they have the opportunity and
a willing partner, horny teens are going to ***** no matter what!!! It's so
bizarre that they think that simply having a condom is what puts the idea in
their mind AND suddenly gives them an irresistible sex appeal that makes
them sexually irresistible and lays a world of orgies and immorality before
them that didn't exist before the dom was in their pocket.


Ended up with me telling him he didn't give a flying ***** about his
son's safety, that all he cared about were his narrowminded Christian
ideals. He didn't like that too much.

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

.
User: "ArWeGod"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 09 Sep 2003 06:00:14 AM
"Clayton Aguilera the Dirty Pierced Nipple *****"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3f5d18d6$0$28120$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...


"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns93F095922EA47Mekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 08 Sep 2003,

(maff) screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:18510aff.0309080153.25e43c34@posting.google.com:

*rolls eyes*

Had an argument on an Everquest newsgroup once with a guy who was raving
on and on about how those wicked public schools were providing his kid
with free condoms and effectively endorsing his "immoral behavior".

I pointed out to him that it was *his* job to convince his kid not to
have sex, and simply asked him whether, in the event that his kid *did*
have sex, he wouldn't want him to have a condom to prevent disease
and/or pregnancy... but no, according to him, providing a teenager with
protection somehow makes them think, "Oh, wow, I've got a condom now!
I'd better go and find someone to use this with!"


I had a condom in my wallet for nearly three years before I needed one.

(of

course I didn't use that particular one as it had virtually crumbled to

dust

by then) Teenagers are going to have sex if the opportunity arises...the
hypochristians can preach and moralize and shake their Bibles and scream
"you will burn" as much as they want...but if they have the opportunity

and

a willing partner, horny teens are going to ***** no matter what!!! It's

so

bizarre that they think that simply having a condom is what puts the idea

in

their mind AND suddenly gives them an irresistible sex appeal that makes
them sexually irresistible and lays a world of orgies and immorality

before

them that didn't exist before the dom was in their pocket.

Plus, as long as he still has the condom, you know he hasn't USED it! So buy
your kid the best, most expensive condom there is... Oh, and keep his pocket
money below that expense.
This guy should have probably given the condom to his priest, if he wanted
to keep his boy safe! Oh, wait, he didn't!
--
ArWeGod
.

User: "Phil Wain"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 10 Sep 2003 06:07:37 PM
In message <3f5d18d6$0$28120$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton
Aguilera the Dirty Pierced Nipple ***** <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au>
writes


"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns93F095922EA47Mekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 08 Sep 2003,

(maff) screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:18510aff.0309080153.25e43c34@posting.google.com:

*rolls eyes*

Had an argument on an Everquest newsgroup once with a guy who was raving
on and on about how those wicked public schools were providing his kid
with free condoms and effectively endorsing his "immoral behavior".

I pointed out to him that it was *his* job to convince his kid not to
have sex, and simply asked him whether, in the event that his kid *did*
have sex, he wouldn't want him to have a condom to prevent disease
and/or pregnancy... but no, according to him, providing a teenager with
protection somehow makes them think, "Oh, wow, I've got a condom now!
I'd better go and find someone to use this with!"


I had a condom in my wallet for nearly three years before I needed one. (of
course I didn't use that particular one as it had virtually crumbled to dust
by then)

You mean the one I've been carrying for 6 years is no good now?

Teenagers are going to have sex if the opportunity arises...the
hypochristians can preach and moralize and shake their Bibles and scream
"you will burn" as much as they want...but if they have the opportunity and
a willing partner, horny teens are going to ***** no matter what!!! It's so
bizarre that they think that simply having a condom is what puts the idea in
their mind AND suddenly gives them an irresistible sex appeal that makes
them sexually irresistible and lays a world of orgies and immorality before
them that didn't exist before the dom was in their pocket.

Oh no. You mean it doesn't?




Ended up with me telling him he didn't give a flying ***** about his
son's safety, that all he cared about were his narrowminded Christian
ideals. He didn't like that too much.

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.



--
Phil Wain
.


User: "Lord Calvert"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 08 Sep 2003 02:46:38 PM

Ended up with me telling him he didn't give a flying ***** about his
son's safety, that all he cared about were his narrowminded Christian
ideals. He didn't like that too much.

Well of course not! He's too busy playing Evercrack to worry about raising his
children. He wants the State to do everything and when they don't do what he
wants he just bitches about it instead of taking responsibility.
When did fundies turn into commies?
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Ill-Legal Dept. "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here"
"My country, right or wrong; to be defended when right and righted when wrong."
- Thomas Jefferson
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User: "Gregory Gadow"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 08 Sep 2003 02:44:34 PM
Mekkala wrote:

On 08 Sep 2003,

(maff) screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:18510aff.0309080153.25e43c34@posting.google.com:

*rolls eyes*

Had an argument on an Everquest newsgroup once with a guy who was raving
on and on about how those wicked public schools were providing his kid
with free condoms and effectively endorsing his "immoral behavior".

I pointed out to him that it was *his* job to convince his kid not to
have sex, and simply asked him whether, in the event that his kid *did*
have sex, he wouldn't want him to have a condom to prevent disease
and/or pregnancy... but no, according to him, providing a teenager with
protection somehow makes them think, "Oh, wow, I've got a condom now!
I'd better go and find someone to use this with!"

Ended up with me telling him he didn't give a flying ***** about his
son's safety, that all he cared about were his narrowminded Christian
ideals. He didn't like that too much.

To say that handing out condoms will encourage sexual activity is rather
like saying that handing out life preservers will make the boat more likely
to sink.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
Is your faith so weak and your god so powerless
that, without government endorsement of your
religion, all hell will break loose?
.
User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: OT: No sex please, you're American 08 Sep 2003 02:56:05 PM
On 08 Sep 2003, Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:3F5CDC22.8FDE9BB5@serv.net:

Mekkala wrote:

On 08 Sep 2003,

(maff) screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:18510aff.0309080153.25e43c34@posting.google.com:

*rolls eyes*

Had an argument on an Everquest newsgroup once with a guy who was
raving on and on about how those wicked public schools were providing
his kid with free condoms and effectively endorsing his "immoral
behavior".

I pointed out to him that it was *his* job to convince his kid not to
have sex, and simply asked him whether, in the event that his kid
*did* have sex, he wouldn't want him to have a condom to prevent
disease and/or pregnancy... but no, according to him, providing a
teenager with protection somehow makes them think, "Oh, wow, I've got
a condom now! I'd better go and find someone to use this with!"

Ended up with me telling him he didn't give a flying ***** about his
son's safety, that all he cared about were his narrowminded Christian
ideals. He didn't like that too much.


To say that handing out condoms will encourage sexual activity is
rather like saying that handing out life preservers will make the boat
more likely to sink.

Yet this guy honestly believed it. LOL I can just see him raving about
how they shouldn't have lifeboats on a ship because that's "effectively
endorsing" the sinking of the ship :D
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
.




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