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Religions > Atheism |
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"Dale" |
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27 Aug 2006 12:04:46 AM |
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OT: Noah's Ark Models |
Incredibly detailed and well engineered model of Noah's Ark. Amazing how
much time and effort people can put into this kind of thing, and the website
is pretty nice looking.
http://www.worldwideflood.com/ark/modelers/Rod_Walsh.htm
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"I'm tryin' ta think, but nuttin' happens!" - Curly Howard
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 AM |
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Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
There are many stories in the bible that perplex me sorely and
transcend my finite human powers of understanding. Though I pray and I
pray and I pray for enlightenment, so far the good Lord, in his
Infinite Wisdom, has not seen fit to grace me with the gift of
understanding. It is well and truly said ``The ways of the Lord are
mysterious".
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| User: "Mark Stahl" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
27 Aug 2006 01:57:55 PM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:44F18910.D882729E@netvigator.com...
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
No intelligent human beings do. The unintelligent ones can be pretty
dangerous, though.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
28 Aug 2006 01:31:12 AM |
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Mark Stahl wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:44F18910.D882729E@netvigator.com...
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
No intelligent human beings do. The unintelligent ones can be pretty
dangerous, though.
But the most dangerous of all are the intelligent ones who can convince
the unintelligent that the intelligent thing to do is do what he says =)
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| User: "Shane" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
27 Aug 2006 05:38:38 PM |
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On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
28 Aug 2006 04:49:56 AM |
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Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
28 Aug 2006 08:03:44 AM |
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On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:49:56 -0500, Kevin Anthoney wrote
(in article <3dqdnYOmeLPZIW_ZRVnysA@pipex.net>):
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
But the Banana Slugs can't.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³I am not willing to fill in the cracks with god-spackle.³-Zamboni
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| User: "Jim Willemin" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
28 Aug 2006 10:44:57 AM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.C11853E0003F6F8AF0284530@news.central.cox.net:
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:49:56 -0500, Kevin Anthoney wrote
(in article <3dqdnYOmeLPZIW_ZRVnysA@pipex.net>):
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the
question of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the
ark. Between the elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc.
there must have been one hell of a load of ***** to get rid of
every day. Presumably the *****-shoveling job went to Ham since he
was the darky. Now I find that there were DINOSAURS on the ark.
If there were even two large herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark,
then there is no point in worrying about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping
mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still
accept the pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in
comparison to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
But the Banana Slugs can't.
But banana slugs don't breathe, so they don't have the 'breath of life',
so they're exempt...
--
Jim
"Value nothing but truth, compassion, and love"
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| User: "VoiceOfReason" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
28 Aug 2006 10:58:49 AM |
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Jim Willemin wrote:
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.C11853E0003F6F8AF0284530@news.central.cox.net:
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:49:56 -0500, Kevin Anthoney wrote
(in article <3dqdnYOmeLPZIW_ZRVnysA@pipex.net>):
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the
question of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the
ark. Between the elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc.
there must have been one hell of a load of ***** to get rid of
every day. Presumably the *****-shoveling job went to Ham since he
was the darky. Now I find that there were DINOSAURS on the ark.
If there were even two large herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark,
then there is no point in worrying about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping
mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still
accept the pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in
comparison to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
But the Banana Slugs can't.
But banana slugs don't breathe, so they don't have the 'breath of life',
so they're exempt...
Nope, they would've bought it too...
7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of
cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon
the earth, and every man.
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| User: "Al" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
31 Aug 2006 02:57:38 PM |
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VoiceOfReason wrote:
Jim Willemin wrote:
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.C11853E0003F6F8AF0284530@news.central.cox.net:
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:49:56 -0500, Kevin Anthoney wrote
(in article <3dqdnYOmeLPZIW_ZRVnysA@pipex.net>):
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the
question of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the
ark. Between the elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc.
there must have been one hell of a load of ***** to get rid of
every day. Presumably the *****-shoveling job went to Ham since he
was the darky. Now I find that there were DINOSAURS on the ark.
If there were even two large herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark,
then there is no point in worrying about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping
mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still
accept the pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in
comparison to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
But the Banana Slugs can't.
But banana slugs don't breathe, so they don't have the 'breath of life',
so they're exempt...
Nope, they would've bought it too...
7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of
cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon
the earth, and every man.
The message here: Don't move. don't creep.
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| User: "Shane" |
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28 Aug 2006 05:04:36 PM |
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On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
29 Aug 2006 11:41:10 AM |
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"Shane" <remarcsdNOSPAM@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:1cqhl3tuzbyhy.na4krt61mp3t$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between
the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find
that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept
the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
But, can they swim well?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "bob young" |
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31 Aug 2006 01:19:01 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Shane" <remarcsdNOSPAM@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:1cqhl3tuzbyhy.na4krt61mp3t$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between
the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find
that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept
the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
But, can they swim well?
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Manny Feld" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
31 Aug 2006 04:34:26 AM |
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bob young wrote:
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
When people tell me that their ancestors came over on the Mayflower, I
tell them -my ancestors- came over on Noah's Ark. I am a descendent of
Shem.
Manny Feld
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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31 Aug 2006 01:10:32 PM |
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"Manny Feld" <Manny.Feldl@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4lnlamF2puaeU2@individual.net...
bob young wrote:
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
When people tell me that their ancestors came over on the Mayflower, I
tell them -my ancestors- came over on Noah's Ark. I am a descendent of
Shem.
Uh huh. Bet they give you those "knowing" looks and twirl their index
fingers next to their temple while making a whistling noise and rolling
their eyes when your back is turned ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "John Wilkins" |
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31 Aug 2006 03:23:12 PM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Manny Feld" <Manny.Feldl@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4lnlamF2puaeU2@individual.net...
bob young wrote:
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
When people tell me that their ancestors came over on the Mayflower, I
tell them -my ancestors- came over on Noah's Ark. I am a descendent of
Shem.
Uh huh. Bet they give you those "knowing" looks and twirl their index
fingers next to their temple while making a whistling noise and rolling
their eyes when your back is turned ;)
"*My* ancestors were seeded by aliens."
--
John S. Wilkins, Postdoctoral Research Fellow, Biohumanities Project
University of Queensland - Blog: scienceblogs.com/evolvingthoughts
"He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor,
bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious."
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
31 Aug 2006 11:09:01 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Manny Feld" <Manny.Feldl@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4lnlamF2puaeU2@individual.net...
bob young wrote:
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
When people tell me that their ancestors came over on the Mayflower, I
tell them -my ancestors- came over on Noah's Ark. I am a descendent of
Shem.
Uh huh. Bet they give you those "knowing" looks and twirl their index
fingers next to their temple while making a whistling noise and rolling
their eyes when your back is turned ;)
followed by a 'nudge nudge wing wink'
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Sep 2006 12:44:22 PM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:44F7B1EE.CDE00D98@netvigator.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Manny Feld" <Manny.Feldl@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4lnlamF2puaeU2@individual.net...
bob young wrote:
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
When people tell me that their ancestors came over on the Mayflower, I
tell them -my ancestors- came over on Noah's Ark. I am a descendent of
Shem.
Uh huh. Bet they give you those "knowing" looks and twirl their index
fingers next to their temple while making a whistling noise and rolling
their eyes when your back is turned ;)
followed by a 'nudge nudge wing wink'
Along with an elbow in the ribs ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "George" |
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31 Aug 2006 03:49:22 PM |
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Manny Feld wrote:
bob young wrote:
Dunno, but they got hopping mad when thy couldn't make it to the ark !
When people tell me that their ancestors came over on the Mayflower, I
tell them -my ancestors- came over on Noah's Ark. I am a descendent of
Shem.
But if you're to believe the ark ***** we're all descended from
those shitshovellers
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| User: "VoiceOfReason" |
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29 Aug 2006 12:56:18 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Shane" <remarcsdNOSPAM@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:1cqhl3tuzbyhy.na4krt61mp3t$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between
the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find
that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept
the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
But, can they swim well?
If they do the Australian crawl.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
29 Aug 2006 03:54:11 PM |
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"VoiceOfReason" <papa_fox@cybertown.com> wrote in message
news:1156874178.137553.229010@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Shane" <remarcsdNOSPAM@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:1cqhl3tuzbyhy.na4krt61mp3t$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the
question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between
the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been
one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find
that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in
worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still
accept
the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in
comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
But, can they swim well?
If they do the Australian crawl.
*Boom tish!* ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "George" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
01 Sep 2006 12:07:53 AM |
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VoiceOfReason wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Shane" <remarcsdNOSPAM@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:1cqhl3tuzbyhy.na4krt61mp3t$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Shane wrote:
On 27 Aug 2006 07:01:02 -0500, bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between
the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find
that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept
the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
But, can they swim well?
If they do the Australian crawl.
They're still hopping mad that they could only get into steerage
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
29 Aug 2006 02:04:57 AM |
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Shane wrote:
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
Really.
I did not know this.
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| User: "Shane" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
29 Aug 2006 05:54:41 PM |
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On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:04:57 -0500, Tim McGaughy wrote:
Shane wrote:
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:56 +0100, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
And getting kangaroos to and from the ark is childs play in comparison
to the platypus.
Nah. That can swim!
So can kangaroos.
Really.
I did not know this.
Some photo's;
http://www.backyardmissionary.com/2006/02/did-you-know-kangaroos-could-swim-2.html
Some physiology (paragraph near top of page "Getting Around".
http://www.deh.gov.au/biodiversity/trade-use/wild-harvest/kangaroo/biology.html
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
27 Aug 2006 07:22:58 AM |
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bob young wrote:
Mike wrote:
JTEM wrot
The dinosaurs are precious... well, "Creepy."
Among the many mysterious aspects of the genesis story is the question
of how they managed the waste disposal problem on the ark. Between the
elephants and the rhinos and the hippos etc. there must have been one
hell of a load of ***** to get rid of every day. Presumably the
*****-shoveling job went to Ham since he was the darky. Now I find that
there were DINOSAURS on the ark. If there were even two large
herbivorous dinosaurs on that ark, then there is no point in worrying
about the elephant *****!
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a passing
blue whale gave them a lift.
Perhaps they missed the boat - that would have made them hopping mad
That modern intelligent human beings in this day and age still accept the
pathetic childish Ark story is beyong me.
There are many stories in the bible that perplex me sorely and
transcend my finite human powers of understanding. Though I pray and I
pray and I pray for enlightenment, so far the good Lord, in his
Infinite Wisdom, has not seen fit to grace me with the gift of
understanding. It is well and truly said ``The ways of the Lord are
mysterious".
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "quibbler" |
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27 Aug 2006 09:39:57 AM |
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In article <WYWdnZOfE_k5E2zZRVnyrg@pipex.net>,
kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com says...
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a passing
blue whale gave them a lift.
Perhaps, but it still seems that the T-rexes would have been difficult
roommates for any other animal to have.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "bob young" |
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29 Aug 2006 12:32:02 AM |
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quibbler wrote:
In article <WYWdnZOfE_k5E2zZRVnyrg@pipex.net>,
kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com says...
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a passing
blue whale gave them a lift.
Perhaps, but it still seems that the T-rexes would have been difficult
roommates for any other animal to have.
No problem, they were all 'filled with the spirit of ther lord'
and started licking one another
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Andrew Arensburger" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
29 Aug 2006 05:01:41 PM |
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In talk.origins Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
bob young wrote:
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a passing
blue whale gave them a lift.
I thought they clung to pieces of driftwood. Or was that camels?
--
Andrew Arensburger, Systems guy University of Maryland
arensb.no-bloody-spam@umd.edu Office of Information Technology
Politicians are cheaper if you buy them in bulk.
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
31 Aug 2006 11:45:28 PM |
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Andrew Arensburger wrote:
In talk.origins Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
bob young wrote:
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a passing
blue whale gave them a lift.
I thought they clung to pieces of driftwood. Or was that camels?
They clung to camels?
Now I'm confused.
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
30 Aug 2006 11:49:58 AM |
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Andrew Arensburger wrote:
In talk.origins Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
bob young wrote:
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a
passing blue whale gave them a lift.
I thought they clung to pieces of driftwood. Or was that camels?
Don't be silly. They'd sink if they clung to camels.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "John Wilkins" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Noah's Ark Models |
30 Aug 2006 06:43:22 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
Andrew Arensburger wrote:
In talk.origins Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
bob young wrote:
what I can't work out is how kangaroos made it onto the ark?
No problem - the pterosaurs must have brought them over. Or maybe a
passing blue whale gave them a lift.
I thought they clung to pieces of driftwood. Or was that camels?
Don't be silly. They'd sink if they clung to camels.
Not if they clung to the fatty humps. Fat floats, right?
--
John S. Wilkins, Postdoctoral Research Fellow, Biohumanities Project
University of Queensland - Blog: scienceblogs.com/evolvingthoughts
"He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor,
bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious."
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