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Religions > Atheism |
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"Frank J Warner" |
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03 Mar 2005 06:00:00 AM |
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OT: Off-color joke |
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part
of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
-Frank
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Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Off-color joke |
04 Mar 2005 03:01:27 PM |
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 04:00:00 -0800, Frank J Warner
<warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote:
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part
of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
An oldie, but goodie. :)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Off-color joke |
04 Mar 2005 03:34:48 PM |
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:01:27 -0800 in alt.atheism, stoney (stoney
<stoney@the.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 04:00:00 -0800, Frank J Warner
<warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote:
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part
of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
An oldie, but goodie. :)
A man rings his office and says,
"I can't come into work today as I'm sick."
His boss asks him, "So how sick are you?
"Well, says the man, "I'm in bed with
my 12 year old son..."
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Off-color joke |
06 Mar 2005 07:02:43 PM |
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 21:34:48 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:01:27 -0800 in alt.atheism, stoney (stoney
<stoney@the.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 04:00:00 -0800, Frank J Warner
<warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote:
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part
of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
An oldie, but goodie. :)
A man rings his office and says,
"I can't come into work today as I'm sick."
His boss asks him, "So how sick are you?
"Well, says the man, "I'm in bed with
my 12 year old son..."
Boss is the RCC Bishop.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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