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"Therion Ware" |
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29 Jul 2005 04:39:33 AM |
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OT: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
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| User: "Glenn Arnold" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
29 Jul 2005 02:15:13 PM |
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A woman walks into a sex shop to buy an *****.
"What color would you like?" asks the assistant.
"Black, please"
The sale is completed, and a short time later another woman walks into
the shop, also to buy a *****.
"What color would you like?" asks the assistant.
"White, please"
Again the sale is completed. A third woman walks in.
"What color would you like?" asks the assistant."
"I'll take that plaid one please."
The assistant completes the sale, and the woman walks out.
A short time later the owner walks into the store and asks the assistant
how things have gone.
"Well, I sold a black ***** and a white ***** for $12 each, and I sold
your thermos for $48."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
29 Jul 2005 02:44:32 PM |
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"Glenn Arnold" <oldnoah@att.net> wrote in message
news:42EA8040.76A36DDC@att.net...
A woman walks into a sex shop to buy an *****.
"What color would you like?" asks the assistant.
"Black, please"
The sale is completed, and a short time later another woman walks into
the shop, also to buy a *****.
"What color would you like?" asks the assistant.
"White, please"
Again the sale is completed. A third woman walks in.
"What color would you like?" asks the assistant."
"I'll take that plaid one please."
The assistant completes the sale, and the woman walks out.
A short time later the owner walks into the store and asks the assistant
how things have gone.
"Well, I sold a black ***** and a white ***** for $12 each, and I sold
your thermos for $48."
LOL! Mr. Arnold! I'm shocked! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
29 Jul 2005 03:30:02 PM |
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I had a friend who decided to buy a mutual friend a blow up doll for a
birthday present.
The guy asked if she wanted a two holer or a three holer.
She came back and asked what the third hole was.
I asked her to tell me what the first two were.
"The Mind Of Mencia" a cable TV show that tries to insult everybody had him
in a gay sex shop.
At the end of the skit he's holding up a large item that is blurred out and
ranting about it being over the line, should be pulled off the shelf, etc,
etc.
His gay guide comes up and explains it's a fire extinguisher.
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
29 Jul 2005 09:54:40 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 20:30:02 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
I had a friend who decided to buy a mutual friend a blow up doll for a
birthday present.
The guy asked if she wanted a two holer or a three holer.
She came back and asked what the third hole was.
I asked her to tell me what the first two were.
"The Mind Of Mencia" a cable TV show that tries to insult everybody had him
in a gay sex shop.
At the end of the skit he's holding up a large item that is blurred out and
ranting about it being over the line, should be pulled off the shelf, etc,
etc.
His gay guide comes up and explains it's a fire extinguisher.
You know, I actually have a picture of a fire extinguisher being
_used_ in such a way. It's a black one, but it's a fire extinguisher
just the same. :-?
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o
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| User: "John Hearsey" |
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| Title: Re: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
29 Jul 2005 06:15:29 PM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:b8uje1594sndqkgq22thskig8ji3sk73g8@4ax.com...
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
One Muslim woman to another "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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John Hearsey
aa1886
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
30 Jul 2005 02:49:04 AM |
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[posted and mailed]
"John Hearsey" <JHtest@testzolien.fsnet.co.uk> astounded us with:
news:dcefge$6bk$1@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk:
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:b8uje1594sndqkgq22thskig8ji3sk73g8@4ax.com...
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
One Muslim woman to another "Does my bomb look big in this?"
GROAN..... That's TERRIBLE!!!!
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
06 Aug 2005 10:05:44 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 07:49:04 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com>
wrote:
[posted and mailed]
"John Hearsey" <JHtest@testzolien.fsnet.co.uk> astounded us with:
news:dcefge$6bk$1@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk:
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:b8uje1594sndqkgq22thskig8ji3sk73g8@4ax.com...
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
One Muslim woman to another "Does my bomb look big in this?"
GROAN..... That's TERRIBLE!!!!
Best just groan and burkah.....
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old (and bad taste) Jokes Home. |
29 Jul 2005 08:55:04 AM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
ROFLMAO .......
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Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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