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Religions > Atheism |
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"Therion Ware" |
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25 Nov 2004 06:34:47 AM |
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OT: Old Joke Home. |
Old Jokes' Home:
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink.
While pouring the drink, the barman notices
a scar right across his customer's neck.
He asks where it came from, and with a hoarse
voice the man replies, "Falklands".
15 minutes later the barman approaches with a
hat full of money, saying, "We've had a whip
round, and this is a token of our appreciation
for what you lads did for us out there."
The customer replies; "Muchas Gracias."
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Joke Home. |
25 Nov 2004 07:01:45 AM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:34:47 +0000 in alt.atheism, Therion Ware
(Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
Old Jokes' Home:
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink.
While pouring the drink, the barman notices
a scar right across his customer's neck.
He asks where it came from, and with a hoarse
voice the man replies, "Falklands".
15 minutes later the barman approaches with a
hat full of money, saying, "We've had a whip
round, and this is a token of our appreciation
for what you lads did for us out there."
The customer replies; "Muchas Gracias."
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
While pouring the drink, the barman notices
a scar right across his customer's neck.
He asks where it came from, and with a hoarse
voice the man replies, "Falluja".
15 minutes later the barman approaches with a
hat full of money, saying, "We've had a whip
round, and this is a token of our appreciation
for what you lads did for us out there."
The customer replies; "al salaam a'alaykum. Shukran Gazillan."
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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25 Nov 2004 08:24:03 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Joke Home. |
26 Nov 2004 02:00:28 AM |
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In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach geography
anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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26 Nov 2004 10:53:45 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
Probably from the same school as those who think that New Mexico is a
foreign country.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "johac" |
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27 Nov 2004 01:51:22 AM |
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In article <o12gq0pgctp098paa7bqpjqa65novdpl86@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
Probably from the same school as those who think that New Mexico is a
foreign country.
<wide eyed innocence>
You mean it's not part of Mexico?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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27 Nov 2004 05:16:27 AM |
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 01:51:20 -0600 in the fey dale of alt.atheism, johac defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet stall:
In article <o12gq0pgctp098paa7bqpjqa65novdpl86@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
Probably from the same school as those who think that New Mexico is a
foreign country.
<wide eyed innocence>
You mean it's not part of Mexico?
Of course not. It's the New and _improved_ Mexico. It's where wealthy
Mexicans go when they've reached the top. It's the creme de la creme of
the latina/latino crop. The place where corky's fear to tread. El
estado del paraíso español. Try a little salsa, you might find you like
it mi amigo. ;-)
Sorry, it's just been a strange day. G'bye. :-)
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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27 Nov 2004 05:53:57 PM |
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johac wrote:
In article <o12gq0pgctp098paa7bqpjqa65novdpl86@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
Probably from the same school as those who think that New Mexico is a
foreign country.
<wide eyed innocence>
You mean it's not part of Mexico?
Do they even have geography classes anymore?
Or do these idiots all flunk it?
--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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27 Nov 2004 10:57:34 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 18:53:57 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> said in alt.atheism:
Do they even have geography classes anymore?
Or do these idiots all flunk it?
They try to emulate their hero, the leader of the free world.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "johac" |
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28 Nov 2004 03:04:23 AM |
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In article <8lmiq0p2uei8lv8240n6jsdpe8mgej0di4@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 18:53:57 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> said in alt.atheism:
Do they even have geography classes anymore?
Or do these idiots all flunk it?
They try to emulate their hero, the leader of the free world.
Wait till it comes out that we invaded Iraq by mistake because Bush got
his geography screwed up. "What do you mean that's not North Korea?"
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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28 Nov 2004 07:42:29 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:04:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
In article <8lmiq0p2uei8lv8240n6jsdpe8mgej0di4@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 18:53:57 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> said in alt.atheism:
Do they even have geography classes anymore?
Or do these idiots all flunk it?
They try to emulate their hero, the leader of the free world.
Wait till it comes out that we invaded Iraq by mistake because Bush got
his geography screwed up. "What do you mean that's not North Korea?"
Unfortunately he didn't. He's an oilman, and there's precious little
oil in North Korea.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
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rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "johac" |
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29 Nov 2004 12:44:41 AM |
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In article <5jvkq0lk20hu7407ijvl90m968c17rg3vk@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:04:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
In article <8lmiq0p2uei8lv8240n6jsdpe8mgej0di4@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 18:53:57 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> said in alt.atheism:
Do they even have geography classes anymore?
Or do these idiots all flunk it?
They try to emulate their hero, the leader of the free world.
Wait till it comes out that we invaded Iraq by mistake because Bush got
his geography screwed up. "What do you mean that's not North Korea?"
Unfortunately he didn't. He's an oilman, and there's precious little
oil in North Korea.
That's true, although I still think that Cheney and friends put him up
to it. Dubya's ventures into the oil business, as just about everything
else that he did, were unsuccessful.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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29 Nov 2004 11:04:08 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 22:44:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
That's true, although I still think that Cheney and friends put him up
to it. Dubya's ventures into the oil business, as just about everything
else that he did, were unsuccessful.
When I refer to Dumbya, I of course mean his handlers. Marionettes
aren't responsible for their actions.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "johac" |
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01 Dec 2004 12:28:41 AM |
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In article <kovnq0dt1kfedmsq1ihjs23r7jv3e4dfnu@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 22:44:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> said in
alt.atheism:
That's true, although I still think that Cheney and friends put him up
to it. Dubya's ventures into the oil business, as just about everything
else that he did, were unsuccessful.
When I refer to Dumbya, I of course mean his handlers. Marionettes
aren't responsible for their actions.
I saw Dubya give a speech the other day and you couldn't even see
Cheney's lips move. He's good!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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01 Dec 2004 12:50:33 AM |
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I saw Dubya give a speech the other day and you couldn't even see
Cheney's lips move. He's good!
That's because you weren't watching Rove.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Those who have loved God most have loved men least." -- Colonel Robert Green
Ingersoll, 1881
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| User: "johac" |
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02 Dec 2004 12:24:46 AM |
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In article <20041201015033.21945.00001473@mb-m06.aol.com>,
forlornh@aol.compost (Lord Calvert) wrote:
I saw Dubya give a speech the other day and you couldn't even see
Cheney's lips move. He's good!
That's because you weren't watching Rove.
Ah, the old sleight of mouth trick.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Those who have loved God most have loved men least." -- Colonel Robert Green
Ingersoll, 1881
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John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Dec 2004 12:04:45 PM |
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On 01 Dec 2004 06:50:33 GMT, forlornh@aol.compost (Lord Calvert)
wrote:
I saw Dubya give a speech the other day and you couldn't even see
Cheney's lips move. He's good!
That's because you weren't watching Rove.
<rimshot>
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Those who have loved God most have loved men least." -- Colonel Robert Green
Ingersoll, 1881
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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02 Dec 2004 01:39:32 PM |
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On 01 Dec 2004 06:50:33 GMT, forlornh@aol.compost (Lord Calvert)
wrote:
I saw Dubya give a speech the other day and you couldn't even see
Cheney's lips move. He's good!
That's because you weren't watching Rove.
If Rove is so smart maybe he should run for Prez in aught-eight.
--
Teresita aka Ruby Redinger
http://web.newsguy.com/rubyred
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| User: "stoney" |
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27 Nov 2004 08:06:19 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach geography
anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
(wince)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "johac" |
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28 Nov 2004 03:00:52 AM |
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In article <4iciq0pb8dulhe4al60tcqi881l72klvet@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach geography
anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
(wince)
That was only half of the story. When then told me which country they
were looking for, I said: "Oh, it's near Australia." The two women went
back to staring at the map hoping to find Australia. I frustration I
shouted to them: "It's the big red thing near the bottom of the map!"
When they found it I said: "Now look a little bit to the right. those
two little red thingies are New Zealand." They said: "Ooooooh here it
is! Thank you! How did you know all that?" I mumbled something about
reading a lot and walked away still mumbling to myself.
Once we were an educated country.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Nov 2004 02:04:54 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:00:52 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <4iciq0pb8dulhe4al60tcqi881l72klvet@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:00:28 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach geography
anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
(wince)
That was only half of the story. When then told me which country they
were looking for, I said: "Oh, it's near Australia." The two women went
back to staring at the map hoping to find Australia. I frustration I
shouted to them: "It's the big red thing near the bottom of the map!"
When they found it I said: "Now look a little bit to the right. those
two little red thingies are New Zealand." They said: "Ooooooh here it
is! Thank you! How did you know all that?" I mumbled something about
reading a lot and walked away still mumbling to myself.
/cue lip-curling contempt.
Once we were an educated country.
Once.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Thomas P." |
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26 Nov 2004 04:27:36 AM |
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johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message news:<jhachm-9FFF38.00002826112004@news.giganews.com>...
In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach geography
anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
I can top that. Back in the 70's I was going to Washington DC for a
short period. The teenage daughter of one of my friends (American
mind you) told me that she was going to spend the summer with a family
in Virginia. I told her that perhaps we would run into each other,
since I would be working for a while in Washington. Her response:
"Oh, is that near Virginia?"
thomas p
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| User: "stoney" |
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27 Nov 2004 08:13:48 PM |
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On 26 Nov 2004 02:27:36 -0800, (Thomas P.) wrote:
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message news:<jhachm-9FFF38.00002826112004@news.giganews.com>...
In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so I know
where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach geography
anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point out on a world map
to two marketing people where New Zealand was.
I can top that. Back in the 70's I was going to Washington DC for a
short period. The teenage daughter of one of my friends (American
mind you) told me that she was going to spend the summer with a family
in Virginia. I told her that perhaps we would run into each other,
since I would be working for a while in Washington. Her response:
"Oh, is that near Virginia?"
{dead silence}
thomas p
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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26 Nov 2004 07:56:00 AM |
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On 26 Nov 2004 in the fey dale of
news:58f199d9.0411260227.23b0fe62@posting.google.com,
thomasagain@yahoo.dk (Thomas P.) defied the status quo and
scrawled upon the toilet stall:
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message
news:<jhachm-9FFF38.00002826112004@news.giganews.com>...
In article <ps4dq0pbp2s4glie5vpq3is1l8qu5uu8gj@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
<thinks>. Adapted for our time:
Got it the first time, therion. But then I'm an old fart, so
I know where the Falklands are.
I guess I'm an old fart too. I don't think that they teach
geography anymore. At one of my previous jobs, I had to point
out on a world map to two marketing people where New Zealand
was.
I can top that. Back in the 70's I was going to Washington DC
for a short period. The teenage daughter of one of my friends
(American mind you) told me that she was going to spend the
summer with a family in Virginia. I told her that perhaps we
would run into each other, since I would be working for a while
in Washington. Her response: "Oh, is that near Virginia?"
Sometimes that confusion is brought on by the fact that to some
people, "Washington" is the state, and the U.S. capital is just
called "D.C." Maybe, maybe not in this case, I've no idea. But
a possibility, I suppose. :-/
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Joke Home. |
25 Nov 2004 02:58:11 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:01:45 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
While pouring the drink, the barman notices
a scar right across his customer's neck.
He asks where it came from, and with a hoarse
voice the man replies, "Falluja".
15 minutes later the barman approaches with a
hat full of money, saying, "We've had a whip
round, and this is a token of our appreciation
for what you lads did for us out there."
The customer replies; "al salaam a'alaykum. Shukran Gazillan."
Tsk!
You cheated!
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/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Joke Home. |
27 Nov 2004 08:04:04 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:34:47 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Old Jokes' Home:
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink.
While pouring the drink, the barman notices
a scar right across his customer's neck.
He asks where it came from, and with a hoarse
voice the man replies, "Falklands".
15 minutes later the barman approaches with a
hat full of money, saying, "We've had a whip
round, and this is a token of our appreciation
for what you lads did for us out there."
The customer replies; "Muchas Gracias."
Hehehehehheeh
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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