Old jokes home <<
Q: What goes "ooooooo"?
A: A cow with no lips
Q: What's silver and sits at the end of
the bed taking the ***** out of you?
A: A kidney dialysis machine.
Man: Doctor! Doctor! I've got five penises
GP: My Goodness... how do you trousers fit?
Man: Like a glove.
What's the highest mountain in Liverpool?
Killamanforhisgiro
A nurse walks into a bank to cash a cheque.
She reaches in to her handbag and pulls
out a rectal thermometer..
"Great, just great...," she says to the teller.
"That means some *****'s got my pen."
A paedo goes up to a boy in a park and says
"I'll give you some sweets if you come in my van.
The boy replies, "OK. But give me a fiver and
I'll come in your mouth."
Q: What did the punk girl say to her lover
when the condom split?
A: Is this Johnny Rotten?
The Seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy.
So Happy got up and left.
A man goes to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The man says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
"No," replies the doctor, "You're upsetting
the other patients in the waiting room."
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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