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"Therion Ware" |
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15 Sep 2005 06:25:46 AM |
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OT: Old Jokes Home. |
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 09:21:48 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:0hmii1pejp5o28c8efqe0kmanj11nom3h0@4ax.com...
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
This has something to do with INXS, right? ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 10:14:24 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:21:48 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:0hmii1pejp5o28c8efqe0kmanj11nom3h0@4ax.com...
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
This has something to do with INXS, right? ;)
And winning the cricket, which is apparently quite important.
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| User: "Robi" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 10:27:14 AM |
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And winning the cricket, which is apparently quite important.
As important as this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/4245958.stm
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
18 Sep 2005 12:10:42 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 16:14:24 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:21:48 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:0hmii1pejp5o28c8efqe0kmanj11nom3h0@4ax.com...
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
This has something to do with INXS, right? ;)
And winning the cricket, which is apparently quite important.
Therion chirps. ;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Robi" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 09:32:02 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:0hmii1pejp5o28c8efqe0kmanj11nom3h0@4ax.com...
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
This has something to do with INXS, right? ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
Its an old and tasteless joke. Funny though.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 10:05:59 AM |
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"Robi" <robi_tola@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126794722.415738.218030@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:0hmii1pejp5o28c8efqe0kmanj11nom3h0@4ax.com...
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
This has something to do with INXS, right? ;)
Its an old and tasteless joke. Funny though.
If you say so. Took me a second to get it.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 10:42:03 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:05:59 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Robi" <robi_tola@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126794722.415738.218030@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:0hmii1pejp5o28c8efqe0kmanj11nom3h0@4ax.com...
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
This has something to do with INXS, right? ;)
Its an old and tasteless joke. Funny though.
If you say so. Took me a second to get it.
The Internet: giving universal understanding of tasteless jokes
anywhere.
I love it.
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| User: "Robi" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 09:37:53 AM |
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This was the most popular joke in South Africa after they drew the
World Cup match that let Australia through to the final:
This Australian cricket supporter is at the World Cup final when he has
a heart attack. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, he meets up with St.
Peter, who asks him why he thinks he deserves to enter Heaven.
'Well,' the Aussie says, 'three weeks ago I gave ten dollars to a
charity for the disabled!'
St. Peter frowns and says, 'What else?'
'Two weeks ago I gave ten dollars to the homeless shelter!' the Aussie
continues.
'What else?'
'A week ago I gave ten dollars to the orphanage!'
So Peter tells the Aussie to wait for just a minute and he'll be
right back. About five minutes later Peter returns and says, 'Well, I
have discussed your case with the Boss, and he agrees with me. Here's
your thirty dollars back, now go to Hell!'
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. |
18 Sep 2005 12:09:53 PM |
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On 15 Sep 2005 07:37:53 -0700, "Robi" <robi_tola@hotmail.com> wrote:
This was the most popular joke in South Africa after they drew the
World Cup match that let Australia through to the final:
This Australian cricket supporter is at the World Cup final when he has
a heart attack. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, he meets up with St.
Peter, who asks him why he thinks he deserves to enter Heaven.
'Well,' the Aussie says, 'three weeks ago I gave ten dollars to a
charity for the disabled!'
St. Peter frowns and says, 'What else?'
'Two weeks ago I gave ten dollars to the homeless shelter!' the Aussie
continues.
'What else?'
'A week ago I gave ten dollars to the orphanage!'
So Peter tells the Aussie to wait for just a minute and he'll be
right back. About five minutes later Peter returns and says, 'Well, I
have discussed your case with the Boss, and he agrees with me. Here's
your thirty dollars back, now go to Hell!'
rofl
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
18 Sep 2005 12:08:45 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:25:46 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 09:52:10 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:25:46 +0100, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com>
wrote:
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
Q. What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
A. The McCartneys.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
15 Sep 2005 10:07:26 AM |
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"JPG" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:si2ji11flpdsaa1bs3tcf5rp9gkup7gqrf@4ax.com...
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:25:46 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com>
wrote:
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
Q. What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
A. The McCartneys.
Ouch! Dang! <SMACK!>
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
18 Sep 2005 12:36:28 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:52:10 +0100, JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:25:46 +0100, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com>
wrote:
Q: Who was the last to ***** the Aussies and
bring back the Ashes?
A: Paula Yates.
Q. What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
A. The McCartneys.
Junior's Farm...
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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