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"Therion Ware" |
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02 Dec 2005 04:19:52 AM |
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OT: Old Jokes Home. |
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
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02 Dec 2005 11:27:35 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
THWACK! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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02 Dec 2005 11:57:50 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:5t70p19qvbqflhsfristgvaenriaf5o7de@4ax.com...
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
THWACK! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
YEAH! Take THAT, motherphoca!
Chris
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02 Dec 2005 09:49:25 AM |
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As a FOS (Friend Of Seals) you've made anenome out of me.
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02 Dec 2005 08:23:56 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:19:52 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
You posted that joke on porpoise.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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03 Dec 2005 03:02:14 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:19:52 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
throws rotten herring.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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02 Dec 2005 09:33:51 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> suddenly spluttered:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Q: Where do you weigh a whale?
A: A whale weigh station
Q: Where do you weigh a pie?
A: (cue music) Somewhere, over the rainbow,
weigh a pie.....
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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02 Dec 2005 11:30:09 AM |
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"<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu" <yournamehere@martyrdom.org> wrote in
message news:p7q0p1hmu4rubc4p092drj8k6vm0enl3os@4ax.com...
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> suddenly spluttered:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Q: Where do you weigh a whale?
A: A whale weigh station
Q: Where do you weigh a pie?
A: (cue music) Somewhere, over the rainbow,
weigh a pie.....
Double THWACK! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "JPG" |
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02 Dec 2005 07:09:47 AM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal
The joke might be lost on Americans who probably pronounce "imbecile"
imb's'l, like they do with "missile" and "futile".
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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02 Dec 2005 11:29:29 AM |
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"JPG" <j_peasemold_gruntfuttock@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal
The joke might be lost on Americans who probably pronounce "imbecile"
imb's'l, like they do with "missile" and "futile".
Ahem, the joke was not lost on this Yankee gal ;P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "Andrew Arensburger" |
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02 Dec 2005 11:54:52 AM |
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In talk.origins JPG <j_peasemold_gruntfuttock@hotmail.com> wrote:
Therion Ware wrote:
A: An imbeseal
The joke might be lost on Americans who probably pronounce "imbecile"
imb's'l, like they do with "missile" and "futile".
How do you pronounce them? "imbe-SEEL", "mis-SEEL", and
"fyoo-TEEL"?
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Andrew Arensburger, Systems guy University of Maryland
arensb.no-bloody-spam@umd.edu Office of Information Technology
Cthulhu and Hastur and Nyarlathotep, Oh my!
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| User: "Robert J. Kolker" |
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02 Dec 2005 01:51:11 PM |
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Andrew Arensburger wrote:
In talk.origins JPG <j_peasemold_gruntfuttock@hotmail.com> wrote:
Therion Ware wrote:
A: An imbeseal
The joke might be lost on Americans who probably pronounce "imbecile"
imb's'l, like they do with "missile" and "futile".
How do you pronounce them? "imbe-SEEL", "mis-SEEL", and
"fyoo-TEEL"?
Fyu-tile. Miss-ile. Ibe-seel.
Bob Kolker
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02 Dec 2005 01:05:51 PM |
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on 02 Dec 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet JPG
(j_peasemold_gruntfuttock@hotmail.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal
The joke might be lost on Americans who probably pronounce "imbecile"
imb's'l, like they do with "missile" and "futile".
Not on the thinking minority...
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Today's example of Christian Love:
"This is the anger and low class I was speaking of. It's funny how angry
and without moral atheist are wile pretending to have a humanist type
side... It's a facade... Madaline Murry Ohare atleast (sic) admitted to
being a hatefilled (sic) *****! -- Douglas
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02 Dec 2005 05:57:09 AM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
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John S. Wilkins, Postdoctoral Research Fellow, Biohumanities Project
University of Queensland - Blog: evolvethought.blogspot.com
Nihil tam absurdum quod non quidam Philosophi dixerit - adapted from Cicero
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02 Dec 2005 06:28:44 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. www.video2cd.co.uk. Your 8mm films on DVD.
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| User: "Dogma Discharge" |
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02 Dec 2005 06:51:26 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:27f0p1pj3ngduj72fenee2l0de8tog6p8r@4ax.com...
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Coelacanth *Pedantic* :)
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02 Dec 2005 06:35:07 AM |
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Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
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02 Dec 2005 09:36:45 AM |
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"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
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| User: "Robert J. Kolker" |
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02 Dec 2005 10:09:02 AM |
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<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
You want us to FINish the fish puns? Why? We are going along swimmingly
with them.
Bob Kolker
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03 Dec 2005 02:27:27 AM |
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<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins
(John Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Abalone. You know you like them. I'm reading this eely in the morning or
would try to come up with a few of the pun-gent things myself.
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02 Dec 2005 09:50:33 AM |
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<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
Chris
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
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02 Dec 2005 09:58:41 AM |
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"chris.linthompson@gmail.com" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> suddenly
spluttered:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
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02 Dec 2005 10:10:09 AM |
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<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
Stop! Stop! Puns like that gill me.
Bob Kolker
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03 Dec 2005 02:43:03 AM |
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In article <3vb9vuF1549rcU2@individual.net>,
"Robert J. Kolker" <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
Stop! Stop! Puns like that gill me.
Bob Kolker
I think that this thread is a fluke. I'll just skate on out of here.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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02 Dec 2005 10:34:35 AM |
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<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"chris.linthompson@gmail.com" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> suddenly
spluttered:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
A DRUMroll? You gave me a black eye on that one- a real shiner! I shad
know better than to get into a pun cascade with chums like you. It
drives me insein.
Chris
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
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02 Dec 2005 11:19:46 AM |
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magilla wrote:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"chris.linthompson@gmail.com" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> suddenly
spluttered:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
A DRUMroll? You gave me a black eye on that one- a real shiner! I shad
know better than to get into a pun cascade with chums like you. It
drives me insein.
Enough with the distrations - would you buoys and gills please clam up?
It's hard enough working here in the server room albalone. I just want
to surf the web and maybe listen to a tuna two while having my coffee.
Chris
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
Kermit
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02 Dec 2005 11:52:27 AM |
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<unrestrained_hand@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133543986.630372.192450@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
magilla wrote:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"chris.linthompson@gmail.com" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> suddenly
spluttered:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins
(John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and
on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much
as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them,
they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop
them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
A DRUMroll? You gave me a black eye on that one- a real shiner! I shad
know better than to get into a pun cascade with chums like you. It
drives me insein.
Enough with the distrations - would you buoys and gills please clam up?
It's hard enough working here in the server room albalone. I just want
to surf the web and maybe listen to a tuna two while having my coffee.
There you go again...do you really think that seals the deal? Your being
very shellfish. Eel just wait for your response to that! You must be reef
with envy about our fish jokes.
JR
Chris
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Look at the logo and tell me Christianity isn't a death cult.
D Silverman BAAWA and bar.
AA #2208
Kermit
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02 Dec 2005 11:54:38 AM |
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wrote:
magilla wrote:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"chris.linthompson@gmail.com" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> suddenly
spluttered:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
A DRUMroll? You gave me a black eye on that one- a real shiner! I shad
know better than to get into a pun cascade with chums like you. It
drives me insein.
Enough with the distrations - would you buoys and gills please clam up?
It's hard enough working here in the server room albalone. I just want
to surf the web and maybe listen to a tuna two while having my coffee.
Personally I cannot wait until the end of the workday, when I can relax
with a beer. My spouse, bless her soul, is happy to bring it to me. I
just call out, "May I have another ale, wife?"
Chris
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| User: "floyd" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
03 Dec 2005 03:27:55 PM |
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wrote:
unrestrained_hand@hotmail.com wrote:
magilla wrote:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
" " <> suddenly
spluttered:
<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
Very finny. Speaking of which, you have not a ray of hope in escaping
this thread. So please stop floundering.
Gotta go, my favorite opera -Porgy & Bass- is coming on the radio.
I have to wait until it's on the telly, so I can look at the subtitles
for the hard of <drumroll> herring.
A DRUMroll? You gave me a black eye on that one- a real shiner! I shad
know better than to get into a pun cascade with chums like you. It
drives me insein.
Enough with the distrations - would you buoys and gills please clam up?
It's hard enough working here in the server room albalone. I just want
to surf the web and maybe listen to a tuna two while having my coffee.
Personally I cannot wait until the end of the workday, when I can relax
with a beer. My spouse, bless her soul, is happy to bring it to me. I
just call out, "May I have another ale, wife?"
Chris
What a crappie bunch of puns this is. The thread is completely scrod
up. It's devolved into just another macho territorial piscine contest.
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
02 Dec 2005 02:17:26 PM |
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<Yournamehere>'s personal Cthulhu wrote:
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
I just *hate* herring fish jokes all day long.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "Mark Isaak" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Jokes Home. |
02 Dec 2005 02:11:31 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 15:36:45 +0000, "<Yournamehere>'s personal
Cthulhu" <yournamehere@martyrdom.org> wrote:
"Kleuskes & Moos" <kleuske@xs4all.nl> suddenly spluttered:
Therion Ware schreef:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:57:09 +1000 in alt.atheism, John Wilkins (John
Wilkins <john@wilkins.id.au>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Q: What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?
A: An imbeseal.
Whale, I don't know. I otter think of a reply, but I dugong and on.
Well of course the Imbeseal is much maligned albeit that one
understands that their philosophy is a little suspect in as much as
it's based on a sealokanth perspective.
Personally, i consider such qualifications rather fishy, since its
shear crabbyness ex-spunges it's credibility.
No, no, NO!!! not fish puns PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Once you start them, they
cod go on forever, especially if nobody haddock clue how to stop them.
We otter stick to aquatic mammals. They are called punnipeds for a
reason.
--
Mark Isaak eciton (at) earthlink (dot) net
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of
the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are
being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and
exposing the country to danger." -- Hermann Goering
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