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Therion Ware wrote:
So a baby seal goes into a bar. "What'll you have said the barman"?
"Anything except Canadian club" said the seal.
A sea captain walks into a bar and orders whiskey, neat.
He didn't want it on the rocks.
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A man walks into a bar and orders some liquor.
Customer says, "I'm not in the mood to party."
Bartender says, "So you wouldn't like a mixer?"
Customer says, "No, I'm not feeling very cordial."
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,
it's just a goddamned piece of paper!"
- George W. Bush, US President
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