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"Therion Ware" |
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02 Jun 2005 11:55:54 AM |
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OT: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
Old Jokes' Home:
Q: Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?
A: Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:07:06 PM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
Q: Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?
A: Because it wasn't born yesterday.
That is really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch momentarily
:P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:08:31 PM |
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On Thu, 2 Jun 2005 13:07:06 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
Q: Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?
A: Because it wasn't born yesterday.
That is really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch momentarily
:P
Heh. I'd prefer the Gordon Witch, if it's all the same to you!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:27:14 PM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Jun 2005 13:07:06 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:igeu911cgjb12g2pci6abhus2jdi7rm7d7@4ax.com...
Old Jokes' Home:
Q: Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?
A: Because it wasn't born yesterday.
That is really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
:P
Heh. I'd prefer the Gordon Witch, if it's all the same to you!
Don't know who that is, but I'll see what I can do.
Now, go wait for your punishment :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:16:21 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
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| User: "Barry Trotter" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:19:13 PM |
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In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:38:50 PM |
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"Barry Trotter" <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:mqfu9196g52kagbt4pr3ie1puu18vaivjg@4ax.com...
In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Misleart Chuff" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:58:39 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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[snip]
: Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
I don't either.
: Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
Nope, not going to, either. I don't have enough time for all the good
stuff, let alone crap.
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 01:13:32 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
http://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2001/10/04/cherie/
http://www.biogs.com/famous/caplincarole.html
:-)
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
Er..., no...!
Katt.
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
08 Jun 2005 08:13:37 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:3g8uhlFbas0lU1
@individual.net:
"Barry Trotter" <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:mqfu9196g52kagbt4pr3ie1puu18vaivjg@4ax.com...
In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
I watched about 3 minutes of it. I couldn't take any more.
rj
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 12:59:44 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Barry Trotter" <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:mqfu9196g52kagbt4pr3ie1puu18vaivjg@4ax.com...
In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
Cherie Blair is Tony Blair's handler.
Carole Caplin is to Cherie Blair as Nancy Reagan's astrologer is to Nancy
Reagan.
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 03:02:12 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Barry Trotter" <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:mqfu9196g52kagbt4pr3ie1puu18vaivjg@4ax.com...
In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
Yes, I saw it in the theaters. It scared the bejeezus out of me. ;-)
Not so much on the television, though.
I heard that the actors in the movie were told only what they needed to
know so their reactions to things would be authentic. For example, when
the "Blair Witch" attacked their tent, they didn't know it was going to
happen. Just was told to turn the camera on at that time. After they
ran out of the tent, the "tent shakers" disappeared behind some trees so
they wouldn't be seen. :-)
Great movie, though! But, only to be seen on the Big Screen, IMHO.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 03:07:31 PM |
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:8BJne.35888$GN3.25985@trnddc04...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Barry Trotter" <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:mqfu9196g52kagbt4pr3ie1puu18vaivjg@4ax.com...
In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
Yes, I saw it in the theaters. It scared the bejeezus out of me. ;-)
Not so much on the television, though.
I heard that the actors in the movie were told only what they needed to
know so their reactions to things would be authentic. For example, when
the "Blair Witch" attacked their tent, they didn't know it was going to
happen. Just was told to turn the camera on at that time. After they
ran out of the tent, the "tent shakers" disappeared behind some trees so
they wouldn't be seen. :-)
Great movie, though! But, only to be seen on the Big Screen, IMHO.
If you get into the right mindset (i.e., "pretend it's real"), it'll scare
the bejesus out of you. While I enjoy horror movies with special effects,
makeup, etc., I found the realistic approach of this film to be much more
terrifying. I've only seen it on TV and still found it to be quite scary -
Think I'll watch it again tonight in fact ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 03:18:02 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:8BJne.35888$GN3.25985@trnddc04...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Barry Trotter" <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:mqfu9196g52kagbt4pr3ie1puu18vaivjg@4ax.com...
In the great debate about "Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite
gross...)." in alt.atheism, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net> catapaulted
the following boulder:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3g8sm5Fb8rt7U1@
Now, go stand in the corner. I'll be sending in the Blair Witch
momentarily
What? You mean that Cherie woman is making *yet another* public
appearance...?
Katt.
I thought she meant Carole Caplin.
Oooookay, I have NO idea who either one of these women are.
Didn't anybody here see "The Blair Witch Project"? ;)
Yes, I saw it in the theaters. It scared the bejeezus out of me. ;-)
Not so much on the television, though.
I heard that the actors in the movie were told only what they needed to
know so their reactions to things would be authentic. For example, when
the "Blair Witch" attacked their tent, they didn't know it was going to
happen. Just was told to turn the camera on at that time. After they
ran out of the tent, the "tent shakers" disappeared behind some trees so
they wouldn't be seen. :-)
Great movie, though! But, only to be seen on the Big Screen, IMHO.
If you get into the right mindset (i.e., "pretend it's real"), it'll scare
the bejesus out of you. While I enjoy horror movies with special effects,
makeup, etc., I found the realistic approach of this film to be much more
terrifying. I've only seen it on TV and still found it to be quite scary -
Think I'll watch it again tonight in fact ;)
When I get engrossed in a movie, I pretend it is real, no matter how
ludicrous it is. The trick, however, is to stop pretending it's real
after you finish watching it. ;-)
Dark Helmet, no matter how funny he is, is not real. It is Rick
Moranis, not Dark Helmet.
Watch "Galaxy Quest" one time to see what happens when you believe a
fiction story to be real. :-)
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home (and possibly quite gross...). |
02 Jun 2005 03:40:59 PM |
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DanielSan wrote:
When I get engrossed in a movie, I pretend it is real, no matter how
ludicrous it is. The trick, however, is to stop pretending it's real
after you finish watching it. ;-)
Dark Helmet, no matter how funny he is, is not real. It is Rick
Moranis, not Dark Helmet.
Watch "Galaxy Quest" one time to see what happens when you believe a
fiction story to be real. :-)
Hey, we get more than enough theists in here to be fully aware of that.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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