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"Therion Ware" |
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11 Nov 2004 08:17:51 AM |
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OT: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
Old Jokes Home:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of
them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other bloke whips
out his phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay, now what?"
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
11 Nov 2004 08:22:42 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes Home:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of
them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other bloke whips
out his phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay, now what?"
Bwahaha! That was a completely unexpected ending :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
11 Nov 2004 08:26:50 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Old Jokes Home:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of
them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other bloke whips
out his phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay, now what?"
No, No, No.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of
them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed.
His friend carries and drags him 15 miles to the nearest hospital.
The doctor comes out of the ER and the guy wants to know how his buddy is.
"Well, it appeared to be a mild allergy attack or maybe a stroke." the
doctor said.
"Had you not gutted him before you carried him out he might have made it."
That's old, jokes with cell phones are not old, especially if they get
coverage in the woods.
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