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"Therion Ware" |
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05 May 2005 12:18:25 PM |
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OT: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
05 May 2005 12:33:52 PM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
05 May 2005 12:36:12 PM |
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
05 May 2005 12:44:48 PM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
05 May 2005 05:28:58 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
Get a room...
;-)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
06 May 2005 08:31:18 AM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
Get a room...
Jealous? <bats eyelashes> :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
06 May 2005 09:31:54 AM |
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On Fri, 6 May 2005 09:31:18 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
Get a room...
Jealous? <bats eyelashes> :)
<vampire bats eyelashes>!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
06 May 2005 09:54:05 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 6 May 2005 09:31:18 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
Get a room...
Jealous? <bats eyelashes> :)
<vampire bats eyelashes>!
Ah. My favorite brand :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
09 May 2005 06:48:28 PM |
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On Fri, 6 May 2005 10:54:05 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 6 May 2005 09:31:18 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
Get a room...
Jealous? <bats eyelashes> :)
<vampire bats eyelashes>!
Ah. My favorite brand :)
/me discreetly removes the "made in kansas" label.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
09 May 2005 06:47:38 PM |
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:44:48 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:5alk715gef6b65tloonmb36aa81odc6822@4ax.com...
Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
I hear Theron's toes curled. Hard.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
10 May 2005 12:45:48 AM |
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On Mon, 09 May 2005 16:47:38 -0700 in alt.atheism, stoney (stoney
<stoney@the.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:44:48 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:5alk715gef6b65tloonmb36aa81odc6822@4ax.com...
Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
I hear Theron's toes curled. Hard.
It's true. Take a look at my shoes now....
http://www.kenzi.com/BABOUCHES/IMAGES/index_mogador.jpg
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
10 May 2005 11:42:50 PM |
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On Tue, 10 May 2005 06:45:48 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 09 May 2005 16:47:38 -0700 in alt.atheism, stoney (stoney
<stoney@the.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:44:48 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:kbmk715m9hvbimvvpkhfuckupd77r5fklh@4ax.com...
On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:5alk715gef6b65tloonmb36aa81odc6822@4ax.com...
Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
I hear Theron's toes curled. Hard.
It's true. Take a look at my shoes now....
http://www.kenzi.com/BABOUCHES/IMAGES/index_mogador.jpg
Hehe.
Cheers.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
13 May 2005 01:15:31 PM |
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On Mon, 09 May 2005 16:47:38 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:44:48 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:5alk715gef6b65tloonmb36aa81odc6822@4ax.com...
Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
I hear Theron's toes curled. Hard.
Its the arthritis, it is a dead give away.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Part 97. |
14 May 2005 03:15:53 PM |
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On Fri, 13 May 2005 18:15:31 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>
wrote:
On Mon, 09 May 2005 16:47:38 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:44:48 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 13:33:52 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:5alk715gef6b65tloonmb36aa81odc6822@4ax.com...
Old Jokes' Home:
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
If you were in striking distance, I would smite you ;)
Promises, promises.....
<SMOOCH!> :)
I hear Theron's toes curled. Hard.
Its the arthritis, it is a dead give away.
So that's why his roof required repair!
He went through it.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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