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"Therion Ware" |
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17 Jun 2005 02:41:13 AM |
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OT: Old Jokes Home. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? |
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2005 07:55:08 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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17 Jun 2005 08:01:15 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? |
17 Jun 2005 08:28:46 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty" or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? |
17 Jun 2005 09:11:50 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty" or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
Dear, oh dear... You've never been a Pirate, have you?!
A pirate uses "Arrrgh" as punctuation. As in "Arrrgh, you have a
woman's legs, my Lord". See BlackAdder for details.
That said, I must draw to your attention to the fact that you that you
*keep* slapping me.
And I'd be obliged if you'd keep it up, as it were.
Not least because I have this idea for a Ph.D thesis - wait for it....
"The tradition of 14th century courtly love in the context of the
21st Century Internet".
Bet I can get a grant for that! Or at least some *very interesting*
research material.... If I can get the damn armour off...
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2005 09:15:43 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:rai5b19b6n57r3rpug96gc9v27lk4f1u1t@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty"
or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
Dear, oh dear... You've never been a Pirate, have you?!
LOL, not yet! Saving that for my SIL's Halloween party :)
A pirate uses "Arrrgh" as punctuation. As in "Arrrgh, you have a
woman's legs, my Lord". See BlackAdder for details.
LOL, oh, I know. I'm just being a wiseass. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum,
shiver me timbers and all that rot ;)
That said, I must draw to your attention to the fact that you that you
*keep* slapping me.
You only hurt the ones you love :)
And I'd be obliged if you'd keep it up, as it were.
Oh my.
Not least because I have this idea for a Ph.D thesis - wait for it....
"The tradition of 14th century courtly love in the context of the
21st Century Internet".
Go for it! :)
Bet I can get a grant for that! Or at least some *very interesting*
research material.... If I can get the damn armour off...
Goodness and here I thought you had some kind of bizarre skin condition :)
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched upon it.
Err, or something like that :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? |
17 Jun 2005 05:30:03 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3hg497FgrqklU1@individual.net:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:sil5b1hjiq46s3ncohj2egsormvpjba1ul@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:rai5b19b6n57r3rpug96gc9v27lk4f1u1t@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your
"hearty"
or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
Dear, oh dear... You've never been a Pirate, have you?!
LOL, not yet! Saving that for my SIL's Halloween party :)
A pirate uses "Arrrgh" as punctuation. As in "Arrrgh, you have a
woman's legs, my Lord". See BlackAdder for details.
LOL, oh, I know. I'm just being a wiseass. Yo ho ho and a bottle of
rum, shiver me timbers and all that rot ;)
That said, I must draw to your attention to the fact that you that
you *keep* slapping me.
You only hurt the ones you love :)
And I'd be obliged if you'd keep it up, as it were.
Oh my.
Not least because I have this idea for a Ph.D thesis - wait for
it....
"The tradition of 14th century courtly love in the context of the
21st Century Internet".
Go for it! :)
Bet I can get a grant for that! Or at least some *very interesting*
research material.... If I can get the damn armour off...
Goodness and here I thought you had some kind of bizarre skin
condition :)
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates
for Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to
be a parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched
upon it. Err, or something like that :)
It ain't the size of the broom, it's how you stir the cauldron?
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can't please everyone all the time; your tongue will get tired.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? |
17 Jun 2005 05:46:22 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9678B26716FBDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched
upon it. Err, or something like that :)
It ain't the size of the broom, it's how you stir the cauldron?
Exactly! Oh my :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Jon." |
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| Title: Re: Old Jokes Home. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? |
17 Jun 2005 05:38:48 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3hg497FgrqklU1@individual.net:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:sil5b1hjiq46s3ncohj2egsormvpjba1ul@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:rai5b19b6n57r3rpug96gc9v27lk4f1u1t@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your
"hearty"
or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
Dear, oh dear... You've never been a Pirate, have you?!
LOL, not yet! Saving that for my SIL's Halloween party :)
A pirate uses "Arrrgh" as punctuation. As in "Arrrgh, you have a
woman's legs, my Lord". See BlackAdder for details.
LOL, oh, I know. I'm just being a wiseass. Yo ho ho and a bottle of
rum, shiver me timbers and all that rot ;)
That said, I must draw to your attention to the fact that you that
you *keep* slapping me.
You only hurt the ones you love :)
And I'd be obliged if you'd keep it up, as it were.
Oh my.
Not least because I have this idea for a Ph.D thesis - wait for
it....
"The tradition of 14th century courtly love in the context of the
21st Century Internet".
Go for it! :)
Bet I can get a grant for that! Or at least some *very interesting*
research material.... If I can get the damn armour off...
Goodness and here I thought you had some kind of bizarre skin
condition :)
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates
for Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to
be a parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched
upon it. Err, or something like that :)
It ain't the size of the broom, it's how you stir the cauldron?
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean?
Jon.
aa #703
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| User: "RainLover" |
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20 Jun 2005 08:47:16 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 22:30:03 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates
for Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to
be a parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched
upon it. Err, or something like that :)
It ain't the size of the broom, it's how you stir the cauldron?
Spoken like someone with a SMALL broom... if you ask me...
Maybe this is why no one ever askes me anything?
James, Seattle
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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21 Jun 2005 07:05:11 PM |
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RainLover <SP-AMB-LOCKrainlover@raincity.com> wrote in
news:u5idb1po9td6o2dn5rrljtqmepck8fhg8e@4ax.com:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 22:30:03 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates
for Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to
be a parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched
upon it. Err, or something like that :)
It ain't the size of the broom, it's how you stir the cauldron?
Spoken like someone with a SMALL broom... if you ask me...
A gentleman never tells ;)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can't please everyone all the time; your tongue will get tired.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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21 Jun 2005 07:54:20 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
RainLover <SP-AMB-LOCKrainlover@raincity.com> wrote in
news:u5idb1po9td6o2dn5rrljtqmepck8fhg8e@4ax.com:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 22:30:03 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates
for Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's
going to be a parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
So, Madam, how big *is* your shoulder?
It's not how big the shoulder, it's the size of the parrot perched
upon it. Err, or something like that :)
It ain't the size of the broom, it's how you stir the cauldron?
Spoken like someone with a SMALL broom... if you ask me...
A gentleman never tells ;)
Ah memories.
Speaking of cauldrens reminds me of the time I asked my ex-wife if she could
tell what I was thinking of as I approached the bed. Smiling she asked if it
was bigger than a breadbox...
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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17 Jun 2005 06:32:53 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty" or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot.
A parrot with a pirate on it's shoulders: That'll be different.
Should be a hoot! :)
Hoot? I thought Pirates's parrots, said "Pieces of eight"
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2005 09:17:57 PM |
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"Dubh Ghall" <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty" or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot.
A parrot with a pirate on it's shoulders: That'll be different.
It's kind of a visual thing. He got the idea from a hilarious skit on SNL
last year.
Should be a hoot! :)
Hoot? I thought Pirates's parrots, said "Pieces of eight"
I've heard rumors that they whistle as well ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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17 Jun 2005 06:47:38 PM |
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Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:rai5b19b6n57r3rpug96gc9v27lk4f1u1t@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty" or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot.
A parrot with a pirate on it's shoulders: That'll be different.
Should be a hoot! :)
Hoot? I thought Pirates's parrots, said "Pieces of eight"
Wall street parrots: "Twelve and a half percent!"
j.m.
#1491
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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18 Jun 2005 09:34:49 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:47:38 -0400, "j.m.1491@gmx.net" <j.m.1491@gmx.net> wrote:
Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:28:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com...
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
<SLAP> I will NOT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhh your "hearty" or
anything else, young man! Why, the very idea!
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot.
A parrot with a pirate on it's shoulders: That'll be different.
Should be a hoot! :)
Hoot? I thought Pirates's parrots, said "Pieces of eight"
Wall street parrots: "Twelve and a half percent!"
Is that what they pay, or what they want?
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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17 Jun 2005 10:22:26 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
My wife and I are talking about Halloween - she and I might
be making old-series Star Trek uniforms for all five of
us, just because as far as we can tell noone in our town
has ever done it before.
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
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17 Jun 2005 10:36:50 AM |
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<firelock_ny@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1119021746.572176.45300@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
<chuckle> The witchling and I are going to be dressed as pirates for
Halloween this year (yes, we plan ahead). The husband's going to be a
parrot. Should be a hoot! :)
My wife and I are talking about Halloween - she and I might
be making old-series Star Trek uniforms for all five of
us, just because as far as we can tell noone in our town
has ever done it before.
Cool! Who gets to be Mr. Spock? :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Ike" |
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17 Jun 2005 08:47:34 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:55:08 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Um, what? ;)
?
"aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!" me hearty?
Avast there, ye bloomin' cockroaches!
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| User: "" |
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20 Jun 2005 11:04:35 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic >Sagerquist
Hey Jeezabell PLONKER, do you want to know why?
Because science is not in possession
of thruth nor is it concerned with AFTERLIFE.
Secular SCIENCE is about "let us
eat AND DRINK
for tomorrow we will die" and nothing await us there.
THAT FOR SURE IS THE EASY WAY.
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| User: "Ike" |
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20 Jun 2005 08:07:43 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
And why do pirates say, "Arrgh."?
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| User: "" |
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17 Jun 2005 08:17:59 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 07:41:13 GMT, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Because they charge a $3.14159 rate?
TheRain
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17 Jun 2005 05:00:37 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 07:41:13 GMT, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew
were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became
frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red
shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt,
which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate
boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the
pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there
were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in
fear, but the captain, calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
And once again the battle was on, however, the Captain and his crew
repelled both boarding parties,although this time more casualties
occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that
night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the
Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before
the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain
can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not
show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid." The
men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn
came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate
ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men
became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual
command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown
pants!"
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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17 Jun 2005 04:48:52 PM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Why is PMS called PMS?
*scroll...*
Because "Mad Cow disease" was already taken! (a woman told me this one,
don't hit me too hard :p )
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can't please everyone all the time; your tongue will get tired.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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17 Jun 2005 05:15:05 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 21:48:52 GMT in alt.atheism, Doc Smartass (Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>) said, directing
the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Why is PMS called PMS?
*scroll...*
Because "Mad Cow disease" was already taken! (a woman told me this one,
don't hit me too hard :p )
Heh. The other version:
Q: Why is PMS called PMS?
A: What the hell do you mean by that?
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17 Jun 2005 05:47:21 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9678AB6DA6D1Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Why is PMS called PMS?
*scroll...*
Because "Mad Cow disease" was already taken! (a woman told me this one,
don't hit me too hard :p )
You're really pushing it today, you know that? :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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17 Jun 2005 06:17:25 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3hh27mFh0unuU1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9678AB6DA6D1Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Why is PMS called PMS?
Because "Mad Cow disease" was already taken! (a woman told me this
one, don't hit me too hard :p )
You're really pushing it today, you know that? :)
No idea what you're talking about *innocent whistle* ;)
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can't please everyone all the time; your tongue will get tired.
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17 Jun 2005 11:07:48 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3hh27mFh0unuU1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9678AB6DA6D1Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Why is PMS called PMS?
What else would you call Putting up with Men's *****?
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18 Jun 2005 02:37:24 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:o6Nse.3787$NU5.3111@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3hh27mFh0unuU1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9678AB6DA6D1Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:jov4b1tqjjkpf8hrfkqlf9fu8usljf3ue5@4ax.com:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Why is PMS called PMS?
What else would you call Putting up with Men's *****?
Touche'--but that's a daily thing, not a syndrome =)
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Dr. Smartass, putting up with himself daily!
You can't please everyone all the time; your tongue will get tired.
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| User: "Frank Wustner" |
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17 Jun 2005 10:16:07 PM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Hey hey hey! It is *NOT* international talk-like-a-pirate day yet!
:)
--
Frank W.
Atheist #119
BAAWA Knight
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18 Jun 2005 08:06:55 AM |
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 03:16:07 GMT, Frank Wustner <fwustner@hotmail.com> wrote:
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Hey hey hey! It is *NOT* international talk-like-a-pirate day yet!
:)
Perhaps you should visit Somerset, and Cornwall, they talks loik thaa all the
toim; Oh Arrrrgggg.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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17 Jun 2005 07:00:35 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
Hallowe'en night, suburban household.
Enter 9-year old boy, dressed as pirate. Rings bell. Householder
opens door.
Boy: Trick or treat!
Householder: Aw, what a nice pirate costume. And where are your
buccaneers?
Boy: Under my buccan' hat!
Jon.
aa #703
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17 Jun 2005 08:31:02 AM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
I am going to see a new film about pirates today. It is rated
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
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17 Jun 2005 11:08:21 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
I thought you said pilots.
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17 Jun 2005 06:49:49 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
A: Because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his
pants. The bartender says, "Sir, but do you know you have a
ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
what is a pirates favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
what's a pirate's second-choice job?
Arrrrrrchitecture!
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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