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Religions > Atheism |
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"Therion Ware" |
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18 Feb 2006 01:06:49 AM |
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OT: Old Vice Presidents Jokes Home: |
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of
them collapses. His friend pulls out his
phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay," says the hunter, "now what?"
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Vice Presidents Jokes Home: |
18 Feb 2006 01:27:56 AM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of
them collapses. His friend pulls out his
phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay," says the hunter, "now what?"
LOL!
Two hunters are out in the woods. One says to the other, "Hey, if you
woke up naked out by the lake with a used condom hanging out your *****,
would you tell anyone?" The second hunter says "Hell, NO!". "So," says
the first hunter, "Wanna go camping sometime?"
/rimshot
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Old Vice Presidents Jokes Home: |
18 Feb 2006 04:21:25 AM |
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On 17 Feb 2006 23:27:56 -0800 in alt.atheism, Panama Floyd ("Panama
Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Therion Ware wrote:
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of
them collapses. His friend pulls out his
phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay," says the hunter, "now what?"
LOL!
Two hunters are out in the woods. One says to the other, "Hey, if you
woke up naked out by the lake with a used condom hanging out your *****,
would you tell anyone?" The second hunter says "Hell, NO!". "So," says
the first hunter, "Wanna go camping sometime?"
/rimshot
Heh. Excellent....
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Old Vice Presidents Jokes Home: |
18 Feb 2006 02:23:50 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of
them collapses. His friend pulls out his
phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay," says the hunter, "now what?"
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of
them collapses.
His partner drags him three miles to his car and drives to the hospital.
"I'm afraid he's dead.", says the doctor.
"What happened?", asked the friend.
"As near as we can tell he fainted because of low blood pressure and might
have lived if you had not gutted him.", said the doctor.
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