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Religions > Atheism |
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"A former Atheist" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM |
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OT: One of my screenplays |
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:54:55 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "alcoholic in denial;
arrogant twat; dresses too good to be straight; likes to call his penis his
'love-rod'", puked:
So you are a pox ridden atheist twat?
And you, Ærchie, are a threepenny, belabored shitblister, a pimpled,
tinseled imperialist, and a tumbling, do-it-yourself flyswatter.
I realise you didn't answer the question, turd gobbler.
However I thank you for your effusive compliments.
Ærchie
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You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:17:26 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "can't dance; stupid;
chubby - likes to fondle his balls in public", emitted:
I realise you didn't answer the question, turd gobbler.
I didn't? How, allegedly, Ærchie?
However I thank you for your effusive compliments.
THANK GOD FOR DOOR LOCKS.
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Pillock.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:27:41 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "can't dance; stupid;
chubby - likes to fondle his balls in public", emitted:
However I thank you for your effusive compliments.
THANK GOD FOR DOOR LOCKS.
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Pillock.
Make up your alleged mind. Do you want door locks or pil locks?
I would rather be a kook than a pillock!
Ærchie
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All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:34:01 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "has a grandmother with
a very bad vaginal odour; annoying", plagued:
Make up your alleged mind.
Specious.
Do you want door locks or pil locks?
Who wants door locks or pil locks?
I would rather be a kook than a pillock!
LIFE IS A BUCKET OF KOOKS!
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Nitwit.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:50:05 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "has a grandmother with
a very bad vaginal odour; annoying", plagued:
Make up your alleged mind.
Specious.
But golden
Do you want door locks or pil locks?
Who wants door locks or pil locks?
how about c locks?
I would rather be a kook than a pillock!
LIFE IS A BUCKET OF KOOKS!
Only a bucket?
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:55:23 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "wears only dungarees;
easily addicted to narcotics; dotty geriatric - spreads buttcheeks at other
nursing home patients", ejected:
But golden how about c locks?
How about a raise? Don't you think I deserve it? I think I've been doing
really good.
Only a bucket?
Laughable.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:53:09 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "wears only dungarees;
easily addicted to narcotics; dotty geriatric - spreads buttcheeks at other
nursing home patients", ejected:
But golden how about c locks?
How about a raise? Don't you think I deserve it? I think I've been doing
really good.
A raise?
That shirt looks becoming on you
Becoming indeed is the view
But, if, like your vest
‘Twas I on your chest,
I’d certainly be coming too
Sorry, I was looking at something else - - -
Only a bucket?
Laughable.
That is Bouquet, my good man!
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 09:00:38 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "has to stop cutting
people's faces out of photographs; hangs around toilets", ejaculated:
A raise?
You're crazy.
That shirt looks becoming on you.
I asked you once.
Becoming indeed is the view.
The spoon works better.
But, if, like your vest.
If you like it so much, why did you leave?
'Twas I on your chest, I'd certainly be coming too.
Can you prove it?
Sorry, I was looking at something else.
You didn't really mean that apology.
That is Bouquet, my good man!
Don't you like anything at all about women?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 09:25:28 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "has to stop cutting
people's faces out of photographs; hangs around toilets", ejaculated:
A raise?
You're crazy.
You just worked that out?
That shirt looks becoming on you.
I asked you once.
Becoming indeed is the view.
The spoon works better.
But, if, like your vest.
If you like it so much, why did you leave?
'Twas I on your chest, I'd certainly be coming too.
Can you prove it?
Sorry, I was looking at something else.
You didn't really mean that apology.
That is Bouquet, my good man!
Don't you like anything at all about women?
Oh yes - just that I don't get to see many at the moment - - - But in
another week - - -
The desert does that to you. Wait until global warming kicks in and the
lakes district dries up. You'll know what I mean.
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| User: "rchie" |
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| Title: Re: no self esteem |
12 Sep 2005 09:26:26 AM |
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rchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "immature and sings Welsh
rugby songs; gets screwed over by everyone", confounded:
My teacher is notorius for failing people, mostly because he is a
really bad teacher
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Hey, Fred KOOK |
12 Sep 2005 09:37:51 AM |
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Your creative writing deserves some recognition.
Well, the first one. After that you seem to have mistaken quantity for
quality.
Please improve your efforts or I shall have to fail you.
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| User: "rchie" |
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| Title: Re: oral sex and genital warts |
12 Sep 2005 09:38:01 AM |
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rchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "farts to the tune of the
national anthem; wannabe sex machine; tells everyone he thinks he has a
sexually transmitted disease but is still a virgin", upchucked:
I just fell over.......while i was sitting on the floor with my legs
crossed.......how is that even possible????
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:10:17 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "gets told to shut up a
lot; virgin, always will be; loves monster buttocks", ministered:
rec.activism.beaver.cleaver - sounds like a great group for
a good little xtian hypocrite.
Sounds serious.
Oh - you want to visit?
Why would anyone want to visit?
With a copy of Watchtower?
It's meaningless to someone of my stature.
And turning the other cheek?
And they left in a huff.
Oh - the address?
Oh, I pushed the wrong button.
Great Sandy Desert, Australia.
Foster's is kangaroo *****, mate.
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet.
The world would be better off without people like you.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:28:40 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "gets told to shut up a
lot; virgin, always will be; loves monster buttocks", ministered:
Foster's is kangaroo *****, mate.
Fosters is Australia's joke on the rest of the world. We export it, we
don't drink it!
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet.
The world would be better off without people like you.
Maybe, but Usenet would be so boring.
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:46:49 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "has right wing Nazi
tendencies; mean-spirited; *****; likes to call his penis his 'joy
prong'", sniggered:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town.
Don't post under the delimiter.
Fosters is Australia's joke on the rest of the world.
Slap me around if I nod off.
We export it, we don't drink it!
I think alll mi beer is iampring mi typppin abillty?!?
Maybe, but Usenet would be so boring.
So, you have no problem looking like a complete tit on usenet then?
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way.
Narcotics?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:20:06 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "has right wing Nazi
tendencies; mean-spirited; *****; likes to call his penis his 'joy
prong'", sniggered:
Don't post under the delimiter.
I normally post under the doona
Fosters is Australia's joke on the rest of the world.
Slap me around if I nod off.
Nah, if you have the attention span of a retarded amoeba, I will take that
into account in my replies to you.
We export it, we don't drink it!
I think alll mi beer is iampring mi typppin abillty?!?
That's more like it - what brand?
Maybe, but Usenet would be so boring.
So, you have no problem looking like a complete tit on usenet then?
Of course not - Dubya does it in real life so looking like a tit on usenet
has a great precedence.
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way.
Narcotics?
Nope - only herbs - Bananas and hemp.
--
under the doona
"While playing strip poker with Kate
I noticed I'd gotten a straight.
But just to the six
And Katie restricts
Her folds to those having an eight. "
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:25:21 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "only has one eyebrow
that goes right across the forehead; watches ER for handy tips on treatment
and diagnosis of disease; likes getting arse-fisted", ranted:
I normally post under the doona.
I prefer to fart under the doona.
Nah, if you have the attention span of a retarded amoeba, I will take
that into account in my replies to you.
Why would you do that?
That's more like it - what brand?
It's a riddle.
Of course not - Dubya does it in real life so looking like a tit on
usenet has a great precedence.
What is life?
Nope - only herbs - Bananas and hemp.
NO LIMIT.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:40:02 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "only has one eyebrow
that goes right across the forehead; watches ER for handy tips on treatment
and diagnosis of disease; likes getting arse-fisted", ranted:
I normally post under the doona.
I prefer to fart under the doona.
After a curry from the local takeaway?
Nah, if you have the attention span of a retarded amoeba, I will take
that into account in my replies to you.
Why would you do that?
It helps to pass the time
That's more like it - what brand?
It's a riddle.
Jimmy Riddle? So you drink *****.
Of course not - Dubya does it in real life so looking like a tit on
usenet has a great precedence.
What is life?
I have no idea, but the answer is 42.
Nope - only herbs - Bananas and hemp.
NO LIMIT.
I'll drink to that.
Ærchie
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:50:17 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "only has one eyebrow
that goes right across the forehead; doesn't do housework; no taste in
clothes or women", driveled:
After a curry from the local takeaway?
I don't start until after eleven. [Drinking]
It helps to pass the time Jimmy Riddle?
It just so happens.
So you drink *****.
Do you still spend a great deal of time attempting to acquire alcohol?
I have no idea, but the answer is 42.
Why have you no idea?
I'll drink to that.
<takes big drink>
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Goose.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:05:41 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "only has one eyebrow
that goes right across the forehead; doesn't do housework; no taste in
clothes or women", driveled:
After a curry from the local takeaway?
I don't start until after eleven. [Drinking]
It helps to pass the time Jimmy Riddle?
It just so happens.
So you drink *****.
Do you still spend a great deal of time attempting to acquire alcohol?
I have no idea, but the answer is 42.
Why have you no idea?
I'll drink to that.
<takes big drink>
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Goose.
A very neat bit of post-editing
Do you often goose the men you talk with?
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:13:23 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "mean-spirited; likes
clubbing seals; gets beaten by girls up all the time", inflected:
A very neat bit of post-editing.
Call it creative writing, Ærchie.
Do you often goose the men you talk with?
Do you wish you could talk to barn animals?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 09:14:06 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "mean-spirited; likes
clubbing seals; gets beaten by girls up all the time", inflected:
A very neat bit of post-editing.
Call it creative writing, Ærchie.
I call it post editing but you may feel free to feel creative.
Do you often goose the men you talk with?
Do you wish you could talk to barn animals?
I used to but -
You're better off buggering mice
Their bum is as tight as a vice
And don't ever worry
About saying sorry
They never come back for it twice.
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| User: "rchie" |
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| Title: Re: Nausea after a Bowel Movement... |
12 Sep 2005 09:14:51 AM |
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rchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "been in prison 6 times
for burglary; wears only dungarees; loves monster buttocks", blathered:
how do i know when the time is right to have sex??
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 05:39:37 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans
was standin' in the doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time
because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is stupid" or
"the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about having just proved the
point that atheism makes you stupid, you stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
Love your neighbour!
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way
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| User: "Echinotrema Aquimarina" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 05:48:37 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Calycadenia Xanthophaeus
Xylosoxidans was standin' in the doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time
because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is
stupid" or "the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about
having just proved the point that atheism makes you stupid, you
stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
*****-knuckle.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:01:25 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Echinotrema Aquimarina was standin'
in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time
because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is
stupid" or "the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about
having just proved the point that atheism makes you stupid, you
stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
*****-knuckle.
Careful, your sky fairy will strike you with lightning for swearing.
Hypocrite.
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet
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| User: "Tegula Asterospora Erythraeensis" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:07:52 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Echinotrema Aquimarina
was standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time
because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is
stupid" or "the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about
having just proved the point that atheism makes you stupid, you
stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
*****-knuckle.
Hypocrite.
Atheist.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:22:07 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Tegula Asterospora Erythraeensis was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time
because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is
stupid" or "the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about
having just proved the point that atheism makes you stupid, you
stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
*****-knuckle.
Hypocrite.
Atheist.
That one I wear with pride.
As someone else once said
"Ærchie, you are just a dumb leftist sodomite pervert fuckwit troll.
Moja (uk.legal)"
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet
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| User: "Nigdish the hunchback-catechiser" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:45:01 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Tegula Asterospora
Erythraeensis was standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the
surrendered, empty-headed death-token, and usher and door
attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long
time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long
time because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is
stupid" or "the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about
having just proved the point that atheism makes you stupid, you
stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
*****-knuckle.
Hypocrite.
Atheist.
That one I wear with pride.
You wear stupidity with pride?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:56:33 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Nigdish the hunchback-catechiser was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Tegula Asterospora
Erythraeensis was standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the
surrendered, empty-headed death-token, and usher and door
attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long
time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long
time because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is
stupid" or "the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about
having just proved the point that atheism makes you stupid, you
stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
Hypocrite!
*****-knuckle.
Hypocrite.
Atheist.
That one I wear with pride.
You wear stupidity with pride?
Stupid is believing in invisible friends. Prove to me that one exists and I
will cease my atheism immediately.
--
A wizards staff has a knob on the end
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