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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"A former Atheist" |
| Date: |
09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM |
| Object: |
OT: One of my screenplays |
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was |
12 Sep 2005 08:21:23 PM |
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Chris Assaf's commanding officer wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
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Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> astounded us with:
news:3olfunF6drmfU1@individual.net:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1126531180.000072.7730@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in=
message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest=
,
I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
No.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence=
of God proved to you?
Sure, if you have actual objective, verifiable evidence. Stupid
stories, crap anecdotes and shitty screenplays do not constitute
evidence.
Sure they do Robyn!!! Evidence of how lame Assaf is!
=20
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Phylter!!!!! I keep telling you it is DOCTOR Assaf!!!
=20
Yes, Phylter, Robyn. Make sure you call him by his title: Dr. Asshat.
--=20
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
*--------------------------------------------------*
* "If God had intended us to walk, he wouldn't *
* have invented roller skates." --Willy Wonka *
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
13 Sep 2005 10:07:08 AM |
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:nQpVe.3534$XO6.2686@trnddc03...
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Yes, Phylter, Robyn. Make sure you call him by his title: Dr. Asshat.
No problemo ;)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
20 Oct 2005 07:04:42 PM |
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On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
erikc
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 08:06:55 AM |
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erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
22 Oct 2005 11:06:54 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded us
with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or
not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
You SHOULD have written "Carolyn and I, passing our exams after prayer"
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "A former Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 01:38:08 PM |
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Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded us
with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or
not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
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| User: "Uv" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 01:44:02 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded us
with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or
not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 04:16:29 PM |
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"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> wrote in
news:6_qdnWHw0vNIRMbeRVn-uw@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded
us with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..
.
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot
fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened
or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
As much as I hate to say it, Asshat is correct. Spelt *IS* spelled, as
spilt is spilled, felt is the past tense of feel, and dealt is the past
tense of deal.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented
myself from Christian assemblies.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "A former Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 04:32:18 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> wrote in
news:6_qdnWHw0vNIRMbeRVn-uw@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded
us with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..
.
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot
fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened
or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
As much as I hate to say it, Asshat is correct. Spelt *IS* spelled, as
spilt is spilled, felt is the past tense of feel, and dealt is the past
tense of deal.
Doctor Assaf, actually.
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| User: "Uv" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 04:34:05 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130103138.250462.277230@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> wrote in
news:6_qdnWHw0vNIRMbeRVn-uw@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded
us with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..
.
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot
fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened
or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
As much as I hate to say it, Asshat is correct. Spelt *IS* spelled, as
spilt is spilled, felt is the past tense of feel, and dealt is the past
tense of deal.
Doctor Assaf, actually.
well Dr. Asshat, unless you have something intellegent to offer, might I
suggest that you shut the ***** up and get the ***** out?
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
24 Oct 2005 08:00:33 AM |
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"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> astounded us with: news:msKdnQjBmJtQnMHeRVn-
hQ@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130103138.250462.277230@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> wrote in
news:6_qdnWHw0vNIRMbeRVn-uw@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded
us with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126453428.481311.134810
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..
.
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot
fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened
or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
As much as I hate to say it, Asshat is correct. Spelt *IS* spelled, as
spilt is spilled, felt is the past tense of feel, and dealt is the past
tense of deal.
Doctor Assaf, actually.
well Dr. Asshat, unless you have something intellegent to offer, might I
suggest that you shut the ***** up and get the ***** out?
seconded baby!
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "A former Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
24 Oct 2005 06:36:09 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Uv wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130103138.250462.277230@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> wrote in
news:6_qdnWHw0vNIRMbeRVn-uw@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded
us with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com=
..=2E
.
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot
fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened
or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
As much as I hate to say it, Asshat is correct. Spelt *IS* spelled, as
spilt is spilled, felt is the past tense of feel, and dealt is the past
tense of deal.
Doctor Assaf, actually.
well Dr. Asshat, unless you have something intellegent to offer, might I
suggest that you shut the ***** up and get the ***** out?
I am speaking for my fellow doctors, actually.
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24 Oct 2005 06:37:05 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130196969.649410.255830@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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Uv wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130103138.250462.277230@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Uv" <uvygirl@yaywhoo.com> wrote in
news:6_qdnWHw0vNIRMbeRVn-uw@comcast.com:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded
us with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..
.
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot
fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened
or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
As much as I hate to say it, Asshat is correct. Spelt *IS* spelled, as
spilt is spilled, felt is the past tense of feel, and dealt is the past
tense of deal.
Doctor Assaf, actually.
well Dr. Asshat, unless you have something intellegent to offer, might I
suggest that you shut the ***** up and get the ***** out?
I am speaking for my fellow doctors, actually.
I'll bet you even >your< God is sick of hearing your crap.
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23 Oct 2005 01:45:52 PM |
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Uv wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded us
with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote=
in
message news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com=
..=2E.
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they'=
re
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or
not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existen=
ce
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
The person that awarded me my doctorate use "spelt" for spelling in
past tense.
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| User: "Uv" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 01:52:11 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130093152.793748.17100@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Uv wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded us
with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in
message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or
not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
The person that awarded me my doctorate use "spelt" for spelling in
past tense.
did he use "use" as past tense?
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23 Oct 2005 01:53:08 PM |
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Uv wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130093152.793748.17100@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Uv wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded=
us
with: news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wro=
te
in
message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com.=
..=2E
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrication=
s?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that
they're
not fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be
honest, I don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened=
or
not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have fail=
ed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
I hope they didn't ask you how "Spelled" is spelled.
The person that awarded me my doctorate use "spelt" for spelling in
past tense.
did he use "use" as past tense?
No, but the "D" on my keyboard is not working too well. :-(
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
23 Oct 2005 01:59:45 PM |
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On the auspictious date of 23 Oct 2005 11:38:08 -0700, A former
Atheist said unto the multitude in message-id
<1130092687.927279.14010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>:
[snip]
You must have failed your grammar exam, however.
No, I didn't.
As a matter of fact, a lot of students would ask me how certain words
are spelt.
But presumably not for their definitions.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 10:05:51 AM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're
not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest,
I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
LOL! You're such a joker!
No, really. Where's the evidence? Because personal BS stories don't
qualify. You follow?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 10:11:26 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're
not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually
happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest,
I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
LOL! You're such a joker!
No, really. Where's the evidence? Because personal BS stories don't
qualify. You follow?
Only if Carolyn does. ;-)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 10:42:37 AM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1129907486.513510.138280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
snip
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
LOL! You're such a joker!
No, really. Where's the evidence? Because personal BS stories don't
qualify. You follow?
Only if Carolyn does. ;-)
Uh huh, whatever. Jackass.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 10:46:26 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1129907486.513510.138280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
snip
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
LOL! You're such a joker!
No, really. Where's the evidence? Because personal BS stories don't
qualify. You follow?
Only if Carolyn does. ;-)
Uh huh, whatever. Jackass.
Well, Carolyn is my friend.
What should I tell her?
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 03:42:48 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1129909586.565463.7340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1129907486.513510.138280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in
message
news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
snip
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
LOL! You're such a joker!
No, really. Where's the evidence? Because personal BS stories
don't qualify. You follow?
Only if Carolyn does. ;-)
Uh huh, whatever. Jackass.
Well, Carolyn is my friend.
What should I tell her?
Tell her to find smarter friends.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Creationists make it sound as though a "theory" is something you dreamt
up after being drunk all night.
-- Isaac Asimov (attributed: source unknown)
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 12:21:11 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1129909586.565463.7340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1129907486.513510.138280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1129900015.329854.123680@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
snip
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
LOL! You're such a joker!
No, really. Where's the evidence? Because personal BS stories
don't
qualify. You follow?
Only if Carolyn does. ;-)
Uh huh, whatever. Jackass.
Well, Carolyn is my friend.
What should I tell her?
I don't really give a *****.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
22 Oct 2005 07:40:09 PM |
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In talk.atheism Chris Assaf's commanding officer <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
Me and Suzie passing gas after Taco Bell.
--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
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Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
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The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
21 Oct 2005 11:33:54 AM |
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On 21 Oct 2005 06:06:55 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
That means precisely nothing other than the fact that you might have actually
_studied_ for the exam. God hasn't got anything to do with it.
Try again.
Here is what I am looking for: Demonstrable, reproducible, empirical proof of
the existance of your deities existance and of the characteristics you ascribe
to it.
Now, I'm not holding my breath because in over 60 years, nobody has shown me
that thier deity exists anywhere outside of thier own heads.
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
22 Oct 2005 07:19:45 AM |
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erikc wrote:
On 21 Oct 2005 06:06:55 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
erikc wrote:
On 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700, "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
That means precisely nothing other than the fact that you might have actually
_studied_ for the exam. God hasn't got anything to do with it.
Actually, I didn't do too much studying and Carolyn was having some
personal problems of her own.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
22 Oct 2005 08:15:23 AM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1129983585.617553.300270@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the
existence of God proved to you?
Knock yourself out, dude. Dozens have tried and dozens have
failed.
Me and Carolyn passing our exams after prayer.
That means precisely nothing other than the fact that you might have
actually _studied_ for the exam. God hasn't got anything to do with
it.
Actually, I didn't do too much studying and Carolyn was having some
personal problems of her own.
Yeah, she was hanging out with idiots and liars.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
-- Hungarian proverb
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
22 Oct 2005 08:00:07 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Chris Assaf's commanding officer was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Actually, I didn't do too much studying and Carolyn was having some
personal problems of her own.
So you are a lazy SOB and Carolyn was just discovering what a loser you
are.
Ærchie
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Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.'
Kahlil Gibran
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:33:02 AM |
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[posted and mailed]
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> astounded us
with: news:1126531180.000072.7730@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
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oglegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> Newsgroups:
talk.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,alt.atheism Subject: Re: NOMINATION:
Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my
screenplays Date: 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Phylter grabs a brew, a joint, drags over a chair and says "this should be
interesting...."
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Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "A former Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:43:46 AM |
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Ph=FFlt=EAr wrote:
[posted and mailed]
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oglegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "Chris Assaf's commanding officer"
<chrisa1981@hotmail.com> Newsgroups:
talk.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,alt.atheism Subject: Re: NOMINATION:
Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my
screenplays Date: 12 Sep 2005 06:19:40 -0700
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1126527912.481736.40320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126453428.481311.134810@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
snip
what proof do you need that my stories arenot fabrications?
This is assumed as you've never provided any proof that they're not
fabrications.
What proof do you need to prove that these stories actually happened?
Well, objective, verifiable evidence would be nice, but to be honest, I
don't really give if a ***** if they actually happened or not.
Well, then give one.
Why would you not care? Aren't you interested in having the existence
of God proved to you?
Phylter grabs a brew, a joint, drags over a chair and says "this should be
interesting...."
Look, a few atheists I know care whether or not these stories happened.
These atheists don't like the way the people on alt.atheism behave.
They say that you don't speak for them as atheists.
Oh, and as for how they define atheism, they define it the same way as
the dictionary does.
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