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Religions > Atheism |
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"A former Atheist" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM |
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OT: One of my screenplays |
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
10 Sep 2005 02:02:00 AM |
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On 9 Sep 2005 19:12:47 -0700 in alt.atheism, A former Atheist ("A
former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Interesting. Not least with respect to the timing of your degree and
subsequent PhD.
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
10 Sep 2005 04:28:32 PM |
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In talk.atheism Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On 9 Sep 2005 19:12:47 -0700 in alt.atheism, A former Atheist ("A
former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Interesting. Not least with respect to the timing of your degree and
subsequent PhD.
Exactly. He graduated in 1999 and then supposedly got a PhD less than 6
years later. Actually, he DOES have a BS, an MS and a PhD...B(ull)S(hit),
M(ore of the)S(ame), P(iled)h(igher and)D(eeper.)
--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
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Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
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The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
10 Sep 2005 10:50:07 PM |
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wrote:
In talk.atheism Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On 9 Sep 2005 19:12:47 -0700 in alt.atheism, A former Atheist ("A
former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Interesting. Not least with respect to the timing of your degree and
subsequent PhD.
Exactly. He graduated in 1999 and then supposedly got a PhD less than 6
years later. Actually, he DOES have a BS, an MS and a PhD...B(ull)S(hit),
M(ore of the)S(ame), P(iled)h(igher and)D(eeper.)
Well, I am very well-known at a certain college.....
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 08:10:51 AM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126410607.678175.244160@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:
In talk.atheism Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On 9 Sep 2005 19:12:47 -0700 in alt.atheism, A former Atheist ("A
former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999)
My heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed,
but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the
sidewalk. I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out.
A retired couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of
a daycare centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went
away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and
she said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was
not a heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Interesting. Not least with respect to the timing of your degree
and subsequent PhD.
Exactly. He graduated in 1999 and then supposedly got a PhD less than
6 years later. Actually, he DOES have a BS, an MS and a
PhD...B(ull)S(hit), M(ore of the)S(ame), P(iled)h(igher and)D(eeper.)
Well, I am very well-known at a certain college.....
What college? West Point? You lie as often as you breathe.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
every noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 12:50:13 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Chris Assaf's commanding officer was
standin' in the doorway saying:
prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:
In talk.atheism Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On 9 Sep 2005 19:12:47 -0700 in alt.atheism, A former Atheist ("A
former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Interesting. Not least with respect to the timing of your degree and
subsequent PhD.
Exactly. He graduated in 1999 and then supposedly got a PhD less than 6
years later. Actually, he DOES have a BS, an MS and a PhD...B(ull)S(hit),
M(ore of the)S(ame), P(iled)h(igher and)D(eeper.)
Well, I am very well-known at a certain college.....
YOU were the stalker they were trying to catch for so long - - -
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:28:03 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126318367.090402.309050@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:30:03 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126318367.090402.309050@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
Enkidu, this really did happen.
I have witnesses that can verify my stories.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:32:24 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319403.962536.283760@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
Given your use of sock pupets, I wouldn't trust any of your witnesses.
They'd just be you.
Oh, yeah, let me know when you find someone who cares.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:35:15 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319403.962536.283760@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
Given your use of sock pupets, I wouldn't trust any of your witnesses.
They'd just be you.
No, they wouldn't.
As a matter of fact, I told a fitness appraiser that I thanked God for
letting get close to pass the physical examination, and he just smiled
at me.
That kind of means he cares.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:40:41 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319715.942752.21450@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319403.962536.283760@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
Given your use of sock pupets, I wouldn't trust any of your witnesses.
They'd just be you.
No, they wouldn't.
As a matter of fact, I told a fitness appraiser that I thanked God for
letting get close to pass the physical examination, and he just smiled
at me.
That kind of means he cares.
That or he was thinking of naked girls.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:55:12 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126319715.942752.21450@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319403.962536.283760@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
Given your use of sock pupets, I wouldn't trust any of your witnesses.
They'd just be you.
No, they wouldn't.
Prove it.
As a matter of fact, I told a fitness appraiser that I thanked God for
letting get close to pass the physical examination, and he just smiled
at me.
Yeah, people often smile at the insane - right before they run away and call
the police.
That kind of means he cares.
LOL - See above.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:54:24 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126319403.962536.283760@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
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Enkidu, this really did happen.
Suuuure it did. Prove it.
I have witnesses that can verify my stories.
Prove it.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:30:57 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126318367.090402.309050@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999) My
heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed, but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the sidewalk.
I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out. A retired
couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of a daycare
centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and she
said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was not a
heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
A girl named Karin believes me.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:33:45 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126318367.090402.309050@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999)
My heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed,
but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the
sidewalk. I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out.
A retired couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of
a daycare centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went
away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and
she said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was
not a heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
A girl named Karin believes me.
But does she care? I doubt it.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:36:52 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126318367.090402.309050@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of 1999)
My heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed,
but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the
sidewalk. I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed out.
A retired couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front of
a daycare centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went
away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and
she said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it was
not a heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
A girl named Karin believes me.
But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:44:13 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319812.929189.310870@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126318367.090402.309050@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I
was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of
1999)
My heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed,
but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the
sidewalk. I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed
out.
A retired couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front
of
a daycare centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went
away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and
she said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it
was
not a heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
A girl named Karin believes me.
But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She lied.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
And if I told you that God let you pee, and thus flush the toilet, would
you quote me when making stupid, irrelevant posts to news groups?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:46:46 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319812.929189.310870@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray.....
about your sig;
"Soon after I graduated from High school with honors in 1999, I
was
having some chest pains. (The chest pains occured in July of
1999)
My heart felt like a stone, almost. The first time, I collapsed,
but I did
not pass out. I thought that maybe I would crawl home on the
sidewalk. I got up again and this time I collapsed AND passed
out.
A retired couple and a daycare supervisor (I collapsed in front
of
a daycare centre) saw me and called the paramedics. The pain went
away and I went
to the hospital. The next few days, I went to a cardiologist and
she said that it was just a muscle spasm. I thanked God that it
was
not a heart attack and I thanked him that I was alright."
Yeah? Let me know when you find someone who cares.
A girl named Karin believes me.
But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She lied.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
And if I told you that God let you pee, and thus flush the toilet, would
you quote me when making stupid, irrelevant posts to news groups?
We both shared the same experience.
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09 Sep 2005 09:57:14 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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We both shared the same experience.
Sounds to me like you're both full of the same high octane *****.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:56:28 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She was probably just humoring you.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
Then she's just as fucked up as you are. Congratulations!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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10 Sep 2005 02:48:18 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She was probably just humoring you.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
Then she's just as fucked up as you are. Congratulations!
Well, both me and her prayed for a penpal.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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10 Sep 2005 04:39:09 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
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But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She was probably just humoring you.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
Then she's just as fucked up as you are. Congratulations!
Well, both me and her prayed for a penpal.
So two nuts find each other, and we're supposed to find deep meaning in
the event? Especially when one of the nuts has a history of lying as
often as he breathes, and nobody knows the other? Sorry, dude.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
every noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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10 Sep 2005 10:36:25 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
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But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She was probably just humoring you.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
Then she's just as fucked up as you are. Congratulations!
Well, both me and her prayed for a penpal.
So two nuts find each other, and we're supposed to find deep meaning in
the event? Especially when one of the nuts has a history of lying as
often as he breathes, and nobody knows the other? Sorry, dude.
Well, I even toyed with the idea of marrying her. ;-)
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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10 Sep 2005 10:49:10 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126381698.258916.199560@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in
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@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote
in news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
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But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She was probably just humoring you.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her
make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
Then she's just as fucked up as you are. Congratulations!
Well, both me and her prayed for a penpal.
So two nuts find each other, and we're supposed to find deep meaning
in
the event? Especially when one of the nuts has a history of lying as
often as he breathes, and nobody knows the other? Sorry, dude.
Well, I even toyed with the idea of marrying her. ;-)
Talk it over with your psychiatrist first.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
every noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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| User: "A former Atheist" |
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10 Sep 2005 10:51:07 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126409785.235663.85670@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126381698.258916.199560@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in
message news:1126319812.929189.310870
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com>
wrote
in news:1126319457.064864.132150@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
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But does she care? I doubt it.
Yes, she did. She says she did.
She was probably just humoring you.
As a matter of fact, she once told me that God let me and her
make
online contact and thus, be penpals.
Then she's just as fucked up as you are. Congratulations!
Well, both me and her prayed for a penpal.
So two nuts find each other, and we're supposed to find deep meaning
in
the event? Especially when one of the nuts has a history of lying as
often as he breathes, and nobody knows the other? Sorry, dude.
Well, I even toyed with the idea of marrying her. ;-)
Talk it over with your psychiatrist first.
Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's daughter.
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11 Sep 2005 11:51:52 AM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's daughter.
Well, no one happens to give a *****.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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11 Sep 2005 11:54:20 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's daughter.
Well, no one happens to give a *****.
But, she does deserve special respect.
It was not right for Enkidu to call my friend Karin a nut.
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11 Sep 2005 01:05:23 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's daughter.
Well, no one happens to give a *****.
But, she does deserve special respect.
Not from me. I don't know even know the girl.
It was not right for Enkidu to call my friend Karin a nut.
If she's hanging around with you, she's a full-blown lunatic.
Though I doubt she exists anywhere outside of your addled brain.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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11 Sep 2005 05:15:09 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126410667.046933.270920@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
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Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's
daughter.
Well, no one happens to give a *****.
But, she does deserve special respect.
Not from me. I don't know even know the girl.
It was not right for Enkidu to call my friend Karin a nut.
If she's hanging around with you, she's a full-blown lunatic.
Though I doubt she exists anywhere outside of your addled brain.
Oh, she's a nut. The only question is "Is she a real nut or an imaginary
nut?"
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
every noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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12 Sep 2005 07:29:17 AM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126410667.046933.270920@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
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Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's
daughter.
Well, no one happens to give a *****.
But, she does deserve special respect.
Not from me. I don't know even know the girl.
It was not right for Enkidu to call my friend Karin a nut.
If she's hanging around with you, she's a full-blown lunatic.
Though I doubt she exists anywhere outside of your addled brain.
Oh, she's a nut. The only question is "Is she a real nut or an imaginary
nut?"
She is a real person. There is even an article written about her.
http://www.underdusken.no/html/2003/04/1970.php
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12 Sep 2005 08:12:10 AM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3oj9v3F5vm4jU1@individual.net:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126410667.046933.270920@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
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Well, she happens to be blind and she happens to be a mayor's
daughter.
Well, no one happens to give a *****.
But, she does deserve special respect.
Not from me. I don't know even know the girl.
It was not right for Enkidu to call my friend Karin a nut.
If she's hanging around with you, she's a full-blown lunatic.
Though I doubt she exists anywhere outside of your addled brain.
Oh, she's a nut. The only question is "Is she a real nut or an
imaginary
nut?"
She is a real person. There is even an article written about her.
http://www.underdusken.no/html/2003/04/1970.php
How about posting something in a language everyone can understand?
As long as it isn't one of your terrible "screenplays".
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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