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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "A former Atheist"
Date: 09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM
Object: OT: One of my screenplays
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
.

User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 18 Sep 2005 11:00:57 AM
In article <3p5en6F8og5jU1@individual.net>, "Icarus" <icarus_uk@email.com>
wrote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:

ALL atheists lack a belief in any god(s).
SOME go further and say that there are no gods. There's
nothing inconsistent with those. One group, the "strong
atheists" make a definite statement


That is inconsistent; it is wholly illogical. I'd explain why
but you won't be able to work it out, no matter how many times
I ram it down your neck.


Don't you do set theory at school?


do you do logic anywhere?
assuming classic logic (excluded middle)
-px eqv p-x hypothesis
-p-x eqv p--x substitution x with -x
-p-x eqv px --x eqv x
let px mean a proof of x exists
let x mean god exists
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 20 Sep 2005 03:12:24 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <3p5en6F8og5jU1@individual.net>, "Icarus" <icarus_uk@email.com>
wrote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:

ALL atheists lack a belief in any god(s).
SOME go further and say that there are no gods. There's
nothing inconsistent with those. One group, the "strong
atheists" make a definite statement


That is inconsistent; it is wholly illogical. I'd explain why
but you won't be able to work it out, no matter how many times
I ram it down your neck.


Don't you do set theory at school?


do you do logic anywhere?
assuming classic logic (excluded middle)
-px eqv p-x hypothesis

Wrong right there. It is NOT true that "not proof of X" is equal to "proof
of not X."
Simple example: We lacked proof that Pluto exists up until recently. Was
that proof that Pluto did not exist? Of course not. So "not proof of X" is
NOT the same as "proof of not X."

-p-x eqv p--x substitution x with -x
-p-x eqv px --x eqv x

Since you started with a flawed hypothesis, your conclusion is likewise
flawed. Care to re-take those classes in logic that you so miserably
flunked?

let px mean a proof of x exists
let x mean god exists
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 20 Sep 2005 03:34:03 PM
In article <I2_Xe.5969$Ew4.1663@bignews5.bellsouth.net>,
wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <3p5en6F8og5jU1@individual.net>, "Icarus" <icarus_uk@email.com>
wrote:


Kadaitcha Man wrote:

wrote:

ALL atheists lack a belief in any god(s).
SOME go further and say that there are no gods. There's
nothing inconsistent with those. One group, the "strong
atheists" make a definite statement


That is inconsistent; it is wholly illogical. I'd explain why
but you won't be able to work it out, no matter how many times
I ram it down your neck.


Don't you do set theory at school?



do you do logic anywhere?




assuming classic logic (excluded middle)


-px eqv p-x hypothesis


Wrong right there. It is NOT true that "not proof of X" is equal to "proof
of not X."

the validity of the statement is immaterial at this point
the purpose is to explore the consequences of the statement

-p-x eqv p--x substitution x with -x
-p-x eqv px --x eqv x


Since you started with a flawed hypothesis, your conclusion is likewise
flawed. Care to re-take those classes in logic that you so miserably
flunked?

perhaps the purpose of the argument is to demonstrate
the hypothesis is unacceptable
ie claiming that the lack of a proof there is a god is proof there is no god
requires a proof rule that has unacceptable consequences
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 21 Sep 2005 03:13:52 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <I2_Xe.5969$Ew4.1663@bignews5.bellsouth.net>,
prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <3p5en6F8og5jU1@individual.net>, "Icarus" <icarus_uk@email.com>
wrote:


Kadaitcha Man wrote:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:

ALL atheists lack a belief in any god(s).
SOME go further and say that there are no gods. There's
nothing inconsistent with those. One group, the "strong
atheists" make a definite statement


That is inconsistent; it is wholly illogical. I'd explain why
but you won't be able to work it out, no matter how many times
I ram it down your neck.


Don't you do set theory at school?



do you do logic anywhere?




assuming classic logic (excluded middle)


-px eqv p-x hypothesis


Wrong right there. It is NOT true that "not proof of X" is equal to "proof
of not X."

the validity of the statement is immaterial at this point
the purpose is to explore the consequences of the statement

-p-x eqv p--x substitution x with -x
-p-x eqv px --x eqv x


Since you started with a flawed hypothesis, your conclusion is likewise
flawed. Care to re-take those classes in logic that you so miserably
flunked?

perhaps the purpose of the argument is to demonstrate
the hypothesis is unacceptable
ie claiming that the lack of a proof there is a god is proof there is no god
requires a proof rule that has unacceptable consequences

And no-one (who ever understood logic) ever claimed that to begin with.
"Lack of proof is not proof of lack." But then, as pointed out in a second
message, the last part is also flawed, in that "px does imply -p-x" (in that
if there's proof that X is true then there can't be any proof that not-X is
true) but that doesn't mean that "x implies not-X." Your logic is flawed
throughout.

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 21 Sep 2005 03:30:03 PM

And no-one (who ever understood logic) ever claimed that to begin with.
"Lack of proof is not proof of lack." But then, as pointed out in a second

i never claimed alt-atheism had any posters who understand logic
evidence to date is to the contrary

message, the last part is also flawed, in that "px does imply -p-x" (in that
if there's proof that X is true then there can't be any proof that not-X is

that is extensional not intensional
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 21 Sep 2005 06:46:23 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

And no-one (who ever understood logic) ever claimed that to begin with.
"Lack of proof is not proof of lack." But then, as pointed out in a second

i never claimed alt-atheism had any posters who understand logic

And I never said you did.

evidence to date is to the contrary

Evidence is to the contrary that you claimed that or to the contrary that
alt.atheism doesn't have any posters that understand logic? Also, if you're
trying to obliquely that there's no posters in here who understand logic,
don't forget that you posted here as well. So does that mean that you don't
know anything about logic?

message, the last part is also flawed, in that "px does imply -p-x" (in that
if there's proof that X is true then there can't be any proof that not-X is

that is extensional not intensional

Snip the part that shows you to be wrong? How 'honest' of you</sarcasm>

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 21 Sep 2005 07:14:28 PM
In article <jhmYe.180$DV4.29@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,

wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

And no-one (who ever understood logic) ever claimed that to begin with.
"Lack of proof is not proof of lack." But then, as pointed out in a second


i never claimed alt-atheism had any posters who understand logic


And I never said you did.

evidence to date is to the contrary


Evidence is to the contrary that you claimed that or to the contrary that
alt.atheism doesn't have any posters that understand logic? Also, if you're
trying to obliquely that there's no posters in here who understand logic,
don't forget that you posted here as well. So does that mean that you don't
know anything about logic?

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
i dont post in alt-atheism binky
if you want to crosspost to auk
thats your problem


message, the last part is also flawed, in that "px does imply -p-x" (in
that
if there's proof that X is true then there can't be any proof that not-X
is


that is extensional not intensional


Snip the part that shows you to be wrong? How 'honest' of you</sarcasm>

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together


if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 22 Sep 2005 12:18:47 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <jhmYe.180$DV4.29@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,


wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

And no-one (who ever understood logic) ever claimed that to begin with.
"Lack of proof is not proof of lack." But then, as pointed out in a second


i never claimed alt-atheism had any posters who understand logic


And I never said you did.

evidence to date is to the contrary


Evidence is to the contrary that you claimed that or to the contrary that
alt.atheism doesn't have any posters that understand logic? Also, if you're
trying to obliquely that there's no posters in here who understand logic,
don't forget that you posted here as well. So does that mean that you don't
know anything about logic?

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
i dont post in alt-atheism binky
if you want to crosspost to auk
thats your problem

Unless you remove alt.atheism from the newsgroup listing when replying, then
yes,you ARE posting to alt.atheism, idiot.


message, the last part is also flawed, in that "px does imply -p-x" (in
that
if there's proof that X is true then there can't be any proof that not-X
is


that is extensional not intensional


Snip the part that shows you to be wrong? How 'honest' of you</sarcasm>

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together


if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 22 Sep 2005 12:41:32 PM
In article <XHBYe.1719$DV4.902@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
wrote:

Unless you remove alt.atheism from the newsgroup listing when replying, then
yes,you ARE posting to alt.atheism, idiot.

oh looky
yet another clown going after sophmoric debating points
if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars
why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
i know its the old leprachaun scam
but at least take a swing at
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 23 Sep 2005 03:14:36 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <XHBYe.1719$DV4.902@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com wrote:

Unless you remove alt.atheism from the newsgroup listing when replying, then
yes,you ARE posting to alt.atheism, idiot.

oh looky
yet another clown going after sophmoric debating points

No, another person who knows how usenet works that just showed how stupid
you are.

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars

If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some proper
grammer.

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
i know its the old leprachaun scam
but at least take a swing at

Tryimg to change the subject and divert it away from the fact that you were
wrong?

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 23 Sep 2005 05:06:37 PM

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some proper
grammer.

grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?


i know its the old leprachaun scam
but at least take a swing at


Tryimg to change the subject and divert it away from the fact that you were
wrong?

who was borm today?
i mean in history
before they changed the water
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 23 Sep 2005 05:07:33 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some proper
grammer.

grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word

So I got one typo. Big deal.

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?


i know its the old leprachaun scam
but at least take a swing at


Tryimg to change the subject and divert it away from the fact that you were
wrong?

who was borm today?
i mean in history
before they changed the water

Do you care to ever actually make sense?
If and when you care to have a sensible conversation and if and when you
ever learn how logic, etc. works, let me know. Otherwise, FOAD.

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 23 Sep 2005 05:39:37 PM
In article <F0%Ye.1501$7l.410@bignews2.bellsouth.net>,

wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some proper
grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.

got a problem with symetrical rules young-guy motor detective?
just because youve never ventured on monster island
and dont understand referents thereunto
dont presume that you inflict your rules with your yardstick and compass
on domains far beyond the fields you know

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?


i know its the old leprachaun scam
but at least take a swing at


Tryimg to change the subject and divert it away from the fact that you
were
wrong?


who was borm today?
i mean in history
before they changed the water


Do you care to ever actually make sense?

logic is a pretty flower
that smells terrible
my flower has no nose

If and when you care to have a sensible conversation and if and when you
ever learn how logic, etc. works, let me know. Otherwise, FOAD.

if you care to actually say something sensible let me know
so far youre meandering around trying to say something about logic
but i have no idea what
demanding that i let you lead me by the nose down into diversionary side alleys
that are of no interest to me
and trying to score sophmoric debating points
in a contest you are playing by your own rules
and dont lecture me on logic binky
unlike you with some vague pretense of superiority you learned off a website
its a tool in which i was trained and i use professionally everyday
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 27 Sep 2005 05:09:05 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <F0%Ye.1501$7l.410@bignews2.bellsouth.net>,


wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some proper
grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.

got a problem with symetrical rules young-guy motor detective?
just because youve never ventured on monster island
and dont understand referents thereunto
dont presume that you inflict your rules with your yardstick and compass
on domains far beyond the fields you know

why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?


i know its the old leprachaun scam
but at least take a swing at


Tryimg to change the subject and divert it away from the fact that you
were
wrong?


who was borm today?
i mean in history
before they changed the water


Do you care to ever actually make sense?

logic is a pretty flower
that smells terrible
my flower has no nose

I.e. "No", eh? Then I won't waste any more time trying to have a
conversation when all you want to do is spout gibberish.

If and when you care to have a sensible conversation and if and when you
ever learn how logic, etc. works, let me know. Otherwise, FOAD.

if you care to actually say something sensible let me know
so far youre meandering around trying to say something about logic
but i have no idea what
demanding that i let you lead me by the nose down into diversionary side alleys
that are of no interest to me
and trying to score sophmoric debating points
in a contest you are playing by your own rules
and dont lecture me on logic binky
unlike you with some vague pretense of superiority you learned off a website
its a tool in which i was trained and i use professionally everyday
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 27 Sep 2005 06:44:45 PM

Do you care to ever actually make sense?


logic is a pretty flower
that smells terrible


my flower has no nose


I.e. "No", eh? Then I won't waste any more time trying to have a
conversation when all you want to do is spout gibberish.

the closer you come to enlightment
the farther you go from buddha
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.


User: "Charles & Mambo Duckman"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was 23 Sep 2005 09:15:36 PM
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:

my flower has no nose

So how does it smell?
Terrible!
Hahahaha, eh, good old Monty Python.
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 23 Sep 2005 10:02:26 PM
In article <rLmdna-qp6NVK6neRVn-sA@comcast.com>,
Charles & Mambo Duckman <duckman@gfy.slf> wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:

my flower has no nose


So how does it smell?

Terrible!


Hahahaha, eh, good old Monty Python.

ha ha thats very logical
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.



User: "Kadaitcha Man"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 23 Sep 2005 06:39:56 PM
prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com, <prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com>, the pale-faced,
tempest-tossed fowl, and usher and door attendant, promulgated:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some
proper grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.

It's not fucking clever to misspell grammar in a grammar lame, you brainless
tit.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 27 Sep 2005 05:10:27 PM
In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com, <prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com>, the pale-faced,
tempest-tossed fowl, and usher and door attendant, promulgated:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some
proper grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.

It's not fucking clever to misspell grammar in a grammar lame, you brainless
tit.

And it's not fucking clever to misspell flame in any kind of a flame.
--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 27 Sep 2005 06:43:36 PM
In article <nrj_e.807$ST1.65@bignews4.bellsouth.net>,

wrote:

In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

, <
>, the pale-faced,
tempest-tossed fowl, and usher and door attendant, promulgated:


In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some
proper grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.


It's not fucking clever to misspell grammar in a grammar lame, you brainless
tit.


And it's not fucking clever to misspell flame in any kind of a flame.

tis not sophistication to use nasty words just because youre drowning
in your foolishness
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.
User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 28 Sep 2005 02:30:07 PM
In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <nrj_e.807$ST1.65@bignews4.bellsouth.net>,


wrote:

In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

, <
>, the pale-faced,
tempest-tossed fowl, and usher and door attendant, promulgated:


In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some
proper grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.


It's not fucking clever to misspell grammar in a grammar lame, you brainless
tit.


And it's not fucking clever to misspell flame in any kind of a flame.

tis not sophistication to use nasty words just because youre drowning
in your foolishness

Mrs. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
One question: are you for real or just a stupid troll? Either way, you're
still an idiot.

arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.
User: "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 28 Sep 2005 04:01:43 PM
In article <3bC_e.8569$yl.7542@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <nrj_e.807$ST1.65@bignews4.bellsouth.net>,


wrote:


In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

, <
>, the pale-faced,
tempest-tossed fowl, and usher and door attendant, promulgated:


In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

if you so smart you answer question i see carved in great wall
of mars


If you're so smart, you'd start acting like it and start using some
proper grammer.


grammer is your mums mum or your pas mum
if you want to make grammar flames
use the appropriate word


So I got one typo. Big deal.


It's not fucking clever to misspell grammar in a grammar lame, you
brainless
tit.


And it's not fucking clever to misspell flame in any kind of a flame.


tis not sophistication to use nasty words just because youre drowning
in your foolishness


Mrs. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

i luv u when youre so rational and logical
its so so manly
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him
.















User: ""

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 20 Sep 2005 03:19:06 PM
In talk.atheism
wrote:

In talk.atheism mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <3p5en6F8og5jU1@individual.net>, "Icarus" <icarus_uk@email.com>
wrote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

wrote:

ALL atheists lack a belief in any god(s).
SOME go further and say that there are no gods. There's
nothing inconsistent with those. One group, the "strong
atheists" make a definite statement


That is inconsistent; it is wholly illogical. I'd explain why
but you won't be able to work it out, no matter how many times
I ram it down your neck.


Don't you do set theory at school?


do you do logic anywhere?
assuming classic logic (excluded middle)
-px eqv p-x hypothesis

Wrong right there. It is NOT true that "not proof of X" is equal to "proof
of not X."
Simple example: We lacked proof that Pluto exists up until recently. Was
that proof that Pluto did not exist? Of course not. So "not proof of X" is
NOT the same as "proof of not X."

-p-x eqv p--x substitution x with -x
-p-x eqv px --x eqv x

And another thing: px does imply that -p-x is also true but not the
reverse (if X is true and you've shown proof that it's true, then there can
be no proof that -X is true. But lack of proof of -X doesn't mean that
there's proof of X. X could be meaningless.)
Nor does "px implies -p-x" mean that "X=-X" or that "X implies -X."

Since you started with a flawed hypothesis, your conclusion is likewise
flawed. Care to re-take those classes in logic that you so miserably
flunked?

let px mean a proof of x exists
let x mean god exists
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
if you meet buddha on the usenet
killfile him

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..

--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
.



User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 05:52:37 AM
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com, <prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com>, the synaptic, fitful
apple-john, and contractor of labourers at cheap rate of pay, gnawed:

In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com, <prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com>, the
boot-licking, fawning art teacher, and washer woman, blathered:


In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

DanielSan, <daniel-san@myrealbox.com>, the convinced, mad dessert,
and old woman who goes about the streets gathering dog droppings to
be used for tanning leather, clamoured:



No, I understood it and it was, indeed, irrelevant to atheism.


Actually, you didn't understand it, and it is wholly relevant to
atheism since the principle it demonstrates exposes atheism for the
illogical crock of ***** that it is. That's a claim, not a
statement. Here is proof for the claim:


Let s = any sentence, thus Let s = "This statement is false".
Let P = PROVABLE, thus for any sentence s, 1) < s > is in P iff s
is provable.


Since the set of axioms is computably generable;
So is the set of proofs which use these axioms;
So is the set of provable theorems and hence;
So is P, the set of encodings of provable theorems.


Since computable implies definable in adequate theories, P can be
defined thus P is definable.


Let s be the sentence "This sentence is false."
By Tarski, s exists since it is the solution of:
2) s iff < s > is not in P.
Thus
3) s iff < s > is not in P iff s is not provable.


Applying excluded middle, s is either true or false.


If s is false, then by 3), s is provable.


That is impossible since provable sentences are true.


Thus s is true.
Thus by 3), s is not provable.
Hence s is true but unprovable.


Conclusion: There are statements that are true but cannot be
proved.


True. In any given system, the system is either incoherent (not
logical) OR it's incomplete (statements exist that may be true but
not provably true.)

Corollary 1: Truth outruns provability.


"Outruns?"

Corallary 2: Knowledge is incomplete.


Corollary 3: It is inconsistent to claim "The atheist position is
coherent and consistent".


No, it's not because nothing is said about completeness.


Try, "There are no gods", for example.


That's not a statement of atheism. Atheism is a lack of any belief in
any god.


No. You are assuming that your definition of atheism is the same as the next
atheist's definition. "A lack of belief" is a statement of weak atheism,
whereas "There are no gods" is a statement of strong atheism. So, if atheism
can be both, then atheism is inconsistent.

Game over. I win. You lose.

Balls, you stupid twat!
A belief that there is/are a God/s who intervene/s in human affairs is a
statement of strong belief.
A belief that there is/are a God/s who is above human affairs is a
statement of weak belief.
So if belief can be both then God is inconsistent!
Game over, I win. You lose.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
.
User: "Kadaitcha Man"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 06:19:01 AM
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the pickled, fading scantling, and person
who sells worthless goods on commission, puked:

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com, <prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com>, the synaptic,
fitful apple-john, and contractor of labourers at cheap rate of pay,
gnawed:

In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com, <prabbit1@shamrocksgf.com>, the
boot-licking, fawning art teacher, and washer woman, blathered:


In talk.atheism Kadaitcha Man <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote:

DanielSan, <daniel-san@myrealbox.com>, the convinced, mad
dessert, and old woman who goes about the streets gathering dog
droppings to be used for tanning leather, clamoured:



No, I understood it and it was, indeed, irrelevant to atheism.


Actually, you didn't understand it, and it is wholly relevant to
atheism since the principle it demonstrates exposes atheism for
the illogical crock of ***** that it is. That's a claim, not a
statement. Here is proof for the claim:


Let s = any sentence, thus Let s = "This statement is false".
Let P = PROVABLE, thus for any sentence s, 1) < s > is in P iff s
is provable.


Since the set of axioms is computably generable;
So is the set of proofs which use these axioms;
So is the set of provable theorems and hence;
So is P, the set of encodings of provable theorems.


Since computable implies definable in adequate theories, P can be
defined thus P is definable.


Let s be the sentence "This sentence is false."
By Tarski, s exists since it is the solution of:
2) s iff < s > is not in P.
Thus
3) s iff < s > is not in P iff s is not provable.


Applying excluded middle, s is either true or false.


If s is false, then by 3), s is provable.


That is impossible since provable sentences are true.


Thus s is true.
Thus by 3), s is not provable.
Hence s is true but unprovable.


Conclusion: There are statements that are true but cannot be
proved.


True. In any given system, the system is either incoherent (not
logical) OR it's incomplete (statements exist that may be true but
not provably true.)

Corollary 1: Truth outruns provability.


"Outruns?"

Corallary 2: Knowledge is incomplete.


Corollary 3: It is inconsistent to claim "The atheist position is
coherent and consistent".


No, it's not because nothing is said about completeness.


Try, "There are no gods", for example.


That's not a statement of atheism. Atheism is a lack of any belief
in any god.


No. You are assuming that your definition of atheism is the same as
the next atheist's definition. "A lack of belief" is a statement of
weak atheism, whereas "There are no gods" is a statement of strong
atheism. So, if atheism can be both, then atheism is inconsistent.

Game over. I win. You lose.


Balls, you stupid twat!

A belief that there is/are a God/s who intervene/s in human affairs
is a statement of strong belief.

Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

A belief that there is/are a God/s who is above human affairs is a
statement of weak belief.

Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

So if belief can be both then God is inconsistent!

Proof, please.

Game over, you win. I lose.

That's what I already told you.
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 06:26:31 AM
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
<atropos attack>

No. You are assuming that your definition of atheism is the same as
the next atheist's definition. "A lack of belief" is a statement of
weak atheism, whereas "There are no gods" is a statement of strong
atheism. So, if atheism can be both, then atheism is inconsistent.

Game over. I win. You lose.


Balls, you stupid twat!

A belief that there is/are a God/s who intervene/s in human affairs
is a statement of strong belief.


Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

A belief that there is/are a God/s who is above human affairs is a
statement of weak belief.


Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

So if belief can be both then God is inconsistent!


Proof, please.

Game over, you win. I lose.


That's what I already told you.

"A lack of belief" is a statement of weak atheism,"
Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.
"There are no gods" is a statement of strong atheism.
Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.
So, if atheism can be both, then atheism is inconsistent.
Proof please.
This time YOU have already lost!
--
A wizards staff has a knob on the end
.
User: "Kadaitcha Man"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 06:46:33 AM
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the cut-and-dried, slippy bank robber,
and quilt weaver, perspired:

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:

<atropos attack>

No. You are assuming that your definition of atheism is the same as
the next atheist's definition. "A lack of belief" is a statement of
weak atheism, whereas "There are no gods" is a statement of strong
atheism. So, if atheism can be both, then atheism is inconsistent.

Game over. I win. You lose.


Balls, you stupid twat!

A belief that there is/are a God/s who intervene/s in human affairs
is a statement of strong belief.


Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

A belief that there is/are a God/s who is above human affairs is a
statement of weak belief.


Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

So if belief can be both then God is inconsistent!


Proof, please.

Game over, you win. I lose.


That's what I already told you.


"A lack of belief" is a statement of weak atheism,"

Who made such a statement? Did you? I certainly didn't.

Ah, you're a parrot.
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 06:50:40 AM
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:

Ah, you're a parrot.

Nope - but you are a loser wether you admit it or not.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
.
User: "Kadaitcha Man"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 07:30:54 AM
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the unacceptable, jawless girl scout, and
secretary, groaned:

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:

Ah, you're a parrot.


Nope

And you're a liar.
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays 16 Sep 2005 08:41:36 AM
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:

Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the unacceptable, jawless girl scout, and
secretary, groaned:

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:

Ah, you're a parrot.


Nope


And you're a liar.

Prove it, loser. No bum steers here - - -
Ærchie
.








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