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Religions > Atheism |
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"A former Atheist" |
| Date: |
09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM |
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OT: One of my screenplays |
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 01:08:43 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "total loser; has a bad
case of genital acne; lies to women", writhed:
"RELIGION" *DESTROYS* "THE" *HUMOUR* "GENE" *AND* "FUCKS" *UP*
"RATIONALITY". "ÆRCHIE"
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 12:48:12 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the swampy, meagre pignut, and
bull milker, hooted:
In article
<b4cabac278bd4e4f8e5f75034e9fe992@alt.sex.ads.celebrities.nude>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy
glowworm, and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Whoa! Time for another play, then!
Is there some hidden, obtuse, esoteric meaning to that line, retard?
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: My esteem problems... |
14 Sep 2005 01:08:01 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "is confused about
sexual orientation; thinks money grows on trees; *****", exudated:
I'll let you play with mine if I can play with yours.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 12:47:04 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
In article <b4cabac278bd4e4f8e5f75034e9fe992@alt.sex.ads.celebrities.nude> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy glowworm,
and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Whoa! Time for another play, then!
-- cary
We're waiting - - -
Ærchie
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 05:29:59 PM |
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In article <0aefi1prb95vai07ne55ubnvdtmvhfq77a@4ax.com> as writes:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
In article <b4cabac278bd4e4f8e5f75034e9fe992@alt.sex.ads.celebrities.nude> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy glowworm,
and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Whoa! Time for another play, then!
-- cary
We're waiting - - -
Heh heh heh...well, I'm glad to see that SOMEBODY got it.
-- cary
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 05:57:37 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Whoa! Time for another play, then!
-- cary
We're waiting - - -
Heh heh heh...well, I'm glad to see that SOMEBODY got it.
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps that is
what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
Ærchie--
At first this idea sounds ridiculous. But if you really think about
it, you begin to realize that it makes no sense whatsoever.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:07:29 AM |
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Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Whoa! Time for another play, then!
-- cary
We're waiting - - -
Heh heh heh...well, I'm glad to see that SOMEBODY got it.
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps that is
what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:27:48 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps that is
what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
The ultimate vasectomy - - -
No wonder he is such a bitter little turd. At least he wont have the chance
to pollute the gene pool.
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:35:45 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the putrefied, marxist-leninist fogey,
and retailer of stockings and nightcaps, goaded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in
the doorway saying:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps
that is what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
The ultimate vasectomy - - -
No wonder he is such a bitter little turd. At least he wont have the
chance to pollute the gene pool.
Want to take bets on that? I have seven children.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:45:40 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the putrefied, marxist-leninist fogey,
and retailer of stockings and nightcaps, goaded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in
the doorway saying:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps
that is what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
The ultimate vasectomy - - -
No wonder he is such a bitter little turd. At least he wont have the
chance to pollute the gene pool.
Want to take bets on that? I have seven children.
Ahhhh - a Catholic. That explains a lot.
I just love looking at the results of the Jesuits zeal.
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:51:20 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the two-dimensional, wayward toilet
flush, and religious recluse, spouted:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the putrefied, marxist-leninist
fogey, and retailer of stockings and nightcaps, goaded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in
the doorway saying:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps
that is what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
The ultimate vasectomy - - -
No wonder he is such a bitter little turd. At least he wont have the
chance to pollute the gene pool.
Want to take bets on that? I have seven children.
Ahhhh - a Catholic.
Assumptions will ***** you every time. I am not a catholic. You spend far too
much imagining things that simply do not exist or are completely untrue.
Atheism makes you fucking stupid.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:53:32 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the two-dimensional, wayward toilet
flush, and religious recluse, spouted:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the putrefied, marxist-leninist
fogey, and retailer of stockings and nightcaps, goaded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in
the doorway saying:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps
that is what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
The ultimate vasectomy - - -
No wonder he is such a bitter little turd. At least he wont have the
chance to pollute the gene pool.
Want to take bets on that? I have seven children.
Ahhhh - a Catholic.
Assumptions will ***** you every time. I am not a catholic. You spend far too
much imagining things that simply do not exist or are completely untrue.
Atheism makes you fucking stupid.
If you were not a Catholic then you were an uncontrollably randy animal who
needed that vasectomy for the sake of world resources.
Come to think of it - stop wasting my oxygen!
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 05:07:22 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the snorting, cast-off frying pan, and
keeper of the kitchen cupboard, railed:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the two-dimensional, wayward
toilet flush, and religious recluse, spouted:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the putrefied, marxist-leninist
fogey, and retailer of stockings and nightcaps, goaded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down,
Anyone with any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:ifahi112bp52n4doono4u2ic3afsmma7mp@4ax.com:
Eternally sitting on a park bench makes your bum sore - perhaps
that is what is wrong with Kadaitcha Man - he has piles - - -
God also loved Kadaitcha Man so much that he caused him to have a
motorcycle wreck that resulted in his ***** being ripped off...
The ultimate vasectomy - - -
No wonder he is such a bitter little turd. At least he wont have
the chance to pollute the gene pool.
Want to take bets on that? I have seven children.
Ahhhh - a Catholic.
Assumptions will ***** you every time. I am not a catholic. You spend
far too much imagining things that simply do not exist or are
completely untrue. Atheism makes you fucking stupid.
If you were not a Catholic then you were an uncontrollably randy
animal who needed that vasectomy for the sake of world resources.
That is the first thing you have written that is accurate.
Come to think of it - stop wasting my oxygen!
Suffer.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Paxil : Drowsiness and sexual side effects? |
14 Sep 2005 01:07:35 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "obtrusive gaycat; is
confused about sexual orientation; chicken brain; gets beaten by girls up
all the time", announced:
I get so angry over the littlest things and I feel it is MY
responsibility to make sure everyone on this planet conforms to every
teeny, tiny rule. And if you don't, well its my job to call your
attention to it by throwing things. So, I warn you, make me mad and I
will throw my keyboard at you.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 12:46:18 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy glowworm,
and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 01:06:58 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the rubbery, subterranean vampire, and
domestic servant, sobbed:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy
glowworm, and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Are you referring to me? If so, please show where I made any claim to being
religious. If you can't show it, one can only conclude that you are, by your
own definition, religious.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 04:18:11 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy
glowworm, and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Are you referring to me? If so, please show where I made any claim to being
religious. If you can't show it, one can only conclude that you are, by your
own definition, religious.
Idiot!
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 05:30:56 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the mongoloid, cheese-filled pubic louse,
and witch hunter and horse thief, expanded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy
glowworm, and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below
is why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further
discussion, and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Are you referring to me? If so, please show where I made any claim
to being religious. If you can't show it, one can only conclude that
you are, by your own definition, religious.
Idiot!
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 09:46:22 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the mongoloid, cheese-filled pubic louse,
and witch hunter and horse thief, expanded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed, slimy
glowworm, and person who drives the cattle to market, yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below
is why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further
discussion, and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Are you referring to me? If so, please show where I made any claim
to being religious. If you can't show it, one can only conclude that
you are, by your own definition, religious.
Idiot!
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
You can take what you like from a clear statement of fact. You have a very
distorted world view so you may as well distort my comments.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 06:01:18 PM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the straitlaced, cross-eyed spunk *****,
and debt collector, wanted to talkee-talkee about:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the mongoloid, cheese-filled
pubic louse, and witch hunter and horse thief, expanded:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Cary Kittrell, <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu>, the whitewashed,
slimy glowworm, and person who drives the cattle to market,
yielded:
In article
<ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts>
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below
is why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further
discussion, and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He was a renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
Well, he isn't likely to show up now. He's been dead for years.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Are you referring to me? If so, please show where I made any claim
to being religious. If you can't show it, one can only conclude
that you are, by your own definition, religious.
Idiot!
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
You can take what you like from a clear statement of fact.
I already did. I don't need you to tell me what I can and can't do because I
will do whatever the ***** I please.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 06:08:11 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the straitlaced, cross-eyed spunk *****,
and debt collector, wanted to talkee-talkee about:
Idiot!
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
You can take what you like from a clear statement of fact.
I already did. I don't need you to tell me what I can and can't do because I
will do whatever the ***** I please.
Please carry on doing what you do best - obfustication and masturbation!
I feel bad that in neither field are you a success.
Ærchie
--
God created lamprey, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites... If He didn't create trolls He
at least gave them role models.
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 06:25:41 PM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the indiscrete, *****-faced bus conductor,
and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, announced:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the straitlaced, cross-eyed spunk
*****, and debt collector, wanted to talkee-talkee about:
Idiot!
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
You can take what you like from a clear statement of fact.
I already did. I don't need you to tell me what I can and can't do
because I will do whatever the ***** I please.
Please
Your plea for mercy is denied.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 07:22:13 PM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
You can take what you like from a clear statement of fact.
I already did. I don't need you to tell me what I can and can't do
because I will do whatever the ***** I please.
Please
Your plea for mercy is denied.
Pathetic post-edit noted.
More obfustication and masturbation from the most unintelligent troll
on usenet.
<waiting for more post-editing>
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 07:27:29 PM |
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archive23@hotmail.com, <archive23@hotmail.com>, the bleary-minded, dented
gallberry, and employee who makes the holes in trouser belts, extravagated:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
I take that to mean you can't support your delusion with facts.
You can take what you like from a clear statement of fact.
I already did. I don't need you to tell me what I can and can't do
because I will do whatever the ***** I please.
Please
Your plea for mercy is denied.
Pathetic post-edit noted.
Learn the difference between a snip and a post-edit, you snotfucked pillock.
Head preassure, face numb... help! its back
<waiting for more post-editing>
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: archive23@hotmail.com the pushover will suck off just about anybody |
14 Sep 2005 07:33:03 PM |
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archive23@hotmail.com, <archive23@hotmail.com>, whose name means "can't
dance; never grew up; complete arsehole; likes to call his penis his 'pork
dagger'", proclaimed:
Teeny floozy with ghoulish black hole and dreary pig-tits desires
bulging mallet for ribald bedsheet pounding. Mail me at
archive23@hotmail.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 12:45:20 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
In article <ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable cutpurse, and
travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is why you
are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion, and why you are
now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He was a
renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
-- cary
I'm glad there are some normal people out there :)
Ærchie
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 05:29:25 PM |
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In article <k4efi1d2l6to0rbqnmf0pf4hq3l234f245@4ax.com> as writes:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
In article <ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable cutpurse, and
travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is why you
are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion, and why you are
now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He was a
renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
-- cary
I'm glad there are some normal people out there :)
WHAT! WHERE??? <reaches for super-soaker...>
-- cary
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 05:45:00 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Cary Kittrell was standin' in the
doorway saying:
In article <ecb788ea3f9142f1a90affa3a0f9080a@rec.newsadmin.kakpipe.cosmonauts> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> writes:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable cutpurse, and
travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is why you
are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion, and why you are
now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He was a
renowned philosopher.
A non-trivial difference between these two, of course, is that
Godel was known to show up from time to time.
-- cary
I'm glad there are some normal people out there :)
WHAT! WHERE??? <reaches for super-soaker...>
-- cary
I was using "normal" in the Microsoft Office sense.
Ærchie--
A good pun is its own reword.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 12:43:11 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable cutpurse, and
travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is why you
are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion, and why you are
now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He was a
renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that - and, as expected, you showed you are too
humourless and narrowminded to get the reference.
Godel was initially a mathematician and later tried to mix philosophy with
those maths. Those he fooled into believing he was writing some sort of
revelation from above forgot that the word is not the thing!
Being an expert in one field does not make someone an expert in another
field.
Of course, let us also not forget where you claimed that the text asserted
that only a positive could be proven because you were clueless to the fact
that positive and negative are first-order modal logic distinctions
betweeen properties, eh.
So it is possible to use exactly the same arguments to create a proof for
the opposite? It is simply a matter of choosing a different starting point?
Now, *****, loser. Go and ***** weasel-words to someone who isn't a
wake-up to your fuckwittery.
I shall *****, but not with you, you ill-mannered lout. I had hoped to have
a constructive conversation but you appear to be incapable of such.
I assume you know where the term "Kadaitcha Man" comes from? And what it
means? Out here in the desert we have an equivalent nasty spirit. He is
called Featherfoot. And he is only of use in scaring or cowering primitive
fools!
As are you. Religion fucks up rational thought.
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 01:05:23 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the windblown, marxist-leninist minimus,
and operator of the machine that doesn’t do much, mewled:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
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