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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"A former Atheist" |
| Date: |
09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM |
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OT: One of my screenplays |
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 04:29:50 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the windblown, marxist-leninist minimus,
and operator of the machine that doesn’t do much, mewled:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
Translated from Kaditchi Crap "I can't answer him without contradicting
myself!"
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 05:31:53 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the perplexed, hermaphrodite fast-food
restaurant worker, and street sanitation worker, chuckled:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the windblown, marxist-leninist
minimus, and operator of the machine that doesn't do much, mewled:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
Translated from Kaditchi Crap "I can't answer him without
contradicting myself!"
What was there to answer? I snipped it, unread. Or can't you read?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 09:48:40 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the perplexed, hermaphrodite fast-food
restaurant worker, and street sanitation worker, chuckled:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below is
why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further discussion,
and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician. He
was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
Translated from Kaditchi Crap "I can't answer him without
contradicting myself!"
What was there to answer? I snipped it, unread. Or can't you read?
Yeah, yeah. You may have deluded yourself but you are long past deluding
anyone else.
Religion destroys the humour gene and fucks up rationality.
Ærchie
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 06:02:11 PM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the suppressed, ill-bred fishpaste, and
petticoat warmer, grunted:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the perplexed, hermaphrodite
fast-food restaurant worker, and street sanitation worker, chuckled:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the purulent, despicable
cutpurse, and travelling salesman, protested:
I
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below
is why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further
discussion, and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
Translated from Kaditchi Crap "I can't answer him without
contradicting myself!"
What was there to answer? I snipped it, unread. Or can't you read?
Yeah, yeah. You may have deluded yourself but you are long past
deluding anyone else.
Oh, look. A projection.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 06:10:40 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below
is why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further
discussion, and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
Translated from Kaditchi Crap "I can't answer him without
contradicting myself!"
What was there to answer? I snipped it, unread. Or can't you read?
Yeah, yeah. You may have deluded yourself but you are long past
deluding anyone else.
Oh, look. A projection.
And you just got caught up on it.
Ærchie
--
Alas, your intelligence qualifies you more for the primordial soup
than for the "master race." Recognize your limitations. Then shut
up.
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
14 Sep 2005 06:26:20 PM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, the invidious, ingrowing bunghole, and
turner of pages in books for the gentry, disputed:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was
standin' in the
If I wanted your opinion or ideas, I would have whistled. Below
is why you are not to be entertained as worthy of further
discussion, and why you are now entertainment yourself:
Godet
mathematician Godet's
It is Godel, not Godet, and Godel was not just a mathematician.
He was a renowned philosopher.
I was waiting for that
Hindsight always has 20-20 vision. Rest snipped, entirely unread.
Translated from Kaditchi Crap "I can't answer him without
contradicting myself!"
What was there to answer? I snipped it, unread. Or can't you read?
Yeah, yeah. You may have deluded yourself but you are long past
deluding anyone else.
Oh, look. A projection.
And you just got caught up on it.
IKYABWAI
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| User: "yowie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:04:36 AM |
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In
<5865236a79d04bf8b8ba40adb5fcf41a@comp.os.linux.advocacy.stomach.contents>,
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
IKYABWAI
JHCYAFTC
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:27:58 AM |
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yowie, <yowie@thepub.not>, the insubstantial, tuberculate remnant, and
alchemist's assistant whose duty it is to fan the fire, dirged:
In
<5865236a79d04bf8b8ba40adb5fcf41a@comp.os.linux.advocacy.stomach.contents>,
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
IKYABWAI
JHCYAFTC
Fpmp pfm fmm fffm pffp fmfmp, fp fmfpf ppfp f ffpff fmfpp fp fffm pfmmf. Fff
mfffmmm, f pfffpfpf fmmfp ffpmmf-mmfffff pmfpfffmf ppfp ppm pffmffp fmpffm
fmmpf f ffppmm ffpfpmf. F pffppff mmmff fffm pffpmpfppmf fffpf, fpp f
ffffm-pmfpmp pfff pffmmmf ffmmf; pffmpmf, fpfppmf pfffm pfff fp fp fpmfmp
fmmpf ppm ffmfmp pmmppfp.
Fmfppmffffm, ppm pffmfffmfmp pfmffffpffp-mpffmfpmp pfpfffp mmfpmff, fpp f
fffm fmfmmf mfpf f fffm mffmmp ffppfmp f fmfmm. Fpmp pfm fmm ppm ffpfpp ffp
fmmfp fmp, fp fmfpf ppfp f fmfffm pfmfmmmf. Fpp mffmmp ffp fpffmm fffm pfffp
pfppmm, mmp fp pfmmf f fmfm fmffmm pf fmmppmf f pffpmm fpmpp.
Fpp fmmfffmpm ffp ffpfmfm f pfppmfp, mmp fp pfmmf f fmfm fmppp-pmppp pf ffm
f fmp-fpp-pffmp fffm ff fpfp. Fp ffmmmppm mmfmf, mmp f ffmp-ffff pfmm ppm
mmppffm fmmffpmf f ffmfpfmp mfmmmmmffmpp mfmffpffffp.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
15 Sep 2005 04:29:59 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Kadaitcha Man was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Fpmp pfm fmm fffm pffp fmfmp, fp fmfpf ppfp f ffpff fmfpp fp fffm pfmmf. Fff
mfffmmm, f pfffpfpf fmmfp ffpmmf-mmfffff pmfpfffmf ppfp ppm pffmffp fmpffm
fmmpf f ffppmm ffpfpmf. F pffppff mmmff fffm pffpmpfppmf fffpf, fpp f
ffffm-pmfpmp pfff pffmmmf ffmmf; pffmpmf, fpfppmf pfffm pfff fp fp fpmfmp
fmmpf ppm ffmfmp pmmppfp.
Fmfppmffffm, ppm pffmfffmfmp pfmffffpffp-mpffmfpmp pfpfffp mmfpmff, fpp f
fffm fmfmmf mfpf f fffm mffmmp ffppfmp f fmfmm. Fpmp pfm fmm ppm ffpfpp ffp
fmmfp fmp, fp fmfpf ppfp f fmfffm pfmfmmmf. Fpp mffmmp ffp fpffmm fffm pfffp
pfppmm, mmp fp pfmmf f fmfm fmffmm pf fmmppmf f pffpmm fpmpp.
Fpp fmmfffmpm ffp ffpfmfm f pfppmfp, mmp fp pfmmf f fmfm fmppp-pmppp pf ffm
f fmp-fpp-pffmp fffm ff fpfp. Fp ffmmmppm mmfmf, mmp f ffmp-ffff pfmm ppm
mmppffm fmmffpmf f ffmfpfmp mfmmmmmffmpp mfmffpffffp.
At last! He has reached coherence.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Ærchie cocksmoking anal-copulator |
15 Sep 2005 04:35:03 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "farts a lot, drinks
Guinness; has a really bad drinking problem", henpecked:
cross-eyed bunghole bandit is in need of fat sausage-jockey for couch
rugby. Must have pulsating love pump. Will consider deranged sucking
off and barking spider farrowing for the right fribble. Mail me at
archive23@pphotmail.com
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:22:42 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "hasn’t had the genital
herpes treated yet; a right fuckwit", cackled:
Stupid is believing in invisible friends.
Why is intelligence so highly rated?
Prove to me that one exists and I will cease my atheism immediately.
Go on then, cease your atheism immediately.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:34:53 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "hasn’t had the genital
herpes treated yet; a right fuckwit", cackled:
Stupid is believing in invisible friends.
Why is intelligence so highly rated?
Prove to me that one exists and I will cease my atheism immediately.
Go on then, cease your atheism immediately.
Duh - that was proof?
Ærchie the obviously gullible
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:49:16 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "rusty underwear;
loud-mouthed; makes girls puke; likes to call his penis his 'muff missile'",
inculcated:
Duh - that was proof?
You don't need proof. I'm never wrong; You're an idiot. Trust me.
Ærchie the obviously gullible.
Ærchie - Pillock.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:03:28 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "rusty underwear;
loud-mouthed; makes girls puke; likes to call his penis his 'muff missile'",
inculcated:
Duh - that was proof?
You don't need proof. I'm never wrong; You're an idiot. Trust me.
I always accept others opinions of me - it leads to some internal confusion
but obviously those who know me, know me better than I do.
Ærchie the obviously gullible.
Ærchie - Pillock.
I thought I had been promoted to Door lock!
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:12:19 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "constantly whinges; is
days away from being fired", homilised:
I always accept others opinions of me - it leads to some internal
confusion but obviously those who know me, know me better than I do.
Do you really? You always accept others opinions of you - it leads to some
internal confusion? Without fail, ever?
I thought I had been promoted to Door lock!
I am no more impressed by your transient encounter with lucidity than I
would be by a phonograph's momentary and inexplicable ability to stop
skipping.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 09:10:58 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "constantly whinges; is
days away from being fired", homilised:
I always accept others opinions of me - it leads to some internal
confusion but obviously those who know me, know me better than I do.
Do you really? You always accept others opinions of you - it leads to some
internal confusion? Without fail, ever?
I never fail
I thought I had been promoted to Door lock!
I am no more impressed by your transient encounter with lucidity than I
would be by a phonograph's momentary and inexplicable ability to stop
skipping.
Stop needling me!
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| User: "rchie" |
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| Title: Re: Burning Urination |
12 Sep 2005 09:11:16 AM |
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rchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "castrated
crafty-butcher; devious; has an aggravating personality; either very nice to
girls or a *****", popped out:
i used to steal things from my classmates bags,nothing big things like
chocolta bars and packets of crisps.I was youn and stupid,i burst into
tears in front of my mum and told her everything.Im now 45 and the
guilt has come back-i know it's stupid-it was so long ago and I am so
sorry about it and I will always remember me being so out of order but
recently i've felt like i need to tell my mates about it cos i feel so
bad,and i want to know if they still want to be friends with a thief.I
feel sick with guilt and I think that guilt is the worst feeling on
eath-please help!
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:10:44 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "easy dizzy-queen; farts
to the tune of the national anthem; perpetual loser; into sodomy",
ministered:
Careful, your sky fairy will strike you with lightning for swearing.
Why? What do you think will happen?
Hypocrite.
What have you lost?
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet.
The smart thing to do is nothing.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:37:36 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "easy dizzy-queen; farts
to the tune of the national anthem; perpetual loser; into sodomy",
ministered:
Careful, your sky fairy will strike you with lightning for swearing.
Why? What do you think will happen?
I told you what would happen, dumbo
Hypocrite.
What have you lost?
I've lost nothing, you've lost your marbles.
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet.
The smart thing to do is nothing.
Take your own advise. Accept my abuse and shut up!
Ærchie
--
Stop being a pustulent sore on the labia of mother earth
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:47:43 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "unpopular; cannot
understand why nobody else masturbates in public", whimpered:
I told you what would happen, dumbo I've lost nothing, you've lost your
marbles.
I've seen worse.
Take your own advise.
I don't hand out advice.
Accept my abuse and shut up!
Where is the alleged invective, Ærchie?
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Kook.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:22:41 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "unpopular; cannot
understand why nobody else masturbates in public", whimpered:
I told you what would happen, dumbo I've lost nothing, you've lost your
marbles.
I've seen worse.
Take your own advise.
I don't hand out advice.
Accept my abuse and shut up!
Where is the alleged invective, Ærchie?
Ærchie.
Ærchie - Kook.
Yeehaaaaaa I'm a kook!
I used all the invective you are worth two posts ago - you are too
insignificant to waste any more on.
--
Under the doona - I do have problems with my infinitives
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:30:08 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "gaunt turd-bandit; is
days away from being fired; lives on nothing but pizza; barman who drinks
more than he serves", groveled:
Yeehaaaaaa I'm a kook!
BRIGHT AS A FULL KOOK!
I used all the invective you are worth two posts ago.
What alleged invective, Ærchie?
you are too insignificant to waste any more on.
<aside>
Real meaning: He's used up all his best material in two posts.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:46:22 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "gaunt turd-bandit; is
days away from being fired; lives on nothing but pizza; barman who drinks
more than he serves", groveled:
Yeehaaaaaa I'm a kook!
BRIGHT AS A FULL KOOK!
Kooks are supposed to be bright? Damn, I failed at the first hurdle.
I used all the invective you are worth two posts ago.
What alleged invective, Ærchie?
"pox ridden atheist twat" seemed about all that was needed for you. I
haven't seen anything which indicates that you deserve more.
you are too insignificant to waste any more on.
<aside>
Real meaning: He's used up all his best material in two posts.
<stage whisper> What he meant was "I want something for nothing"
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 07:53:45 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "stuck up; total loser",
quacked:
Kooks are supposed to be bright?
EVERY ROSE HAS A KOOK!
Damn, I failed at the first hurdle.
You have low friends in high places.
"pox ridden atheist twat" seemed about all that was needed for you.
I can rely on you to be stupid.
I haven't seen anything which indicates that you deserve more.
Have you ever seen anything which indicates that I deserve more?
<stage whisper> What he meant was "I want something for nothing".
Why would anyone want something for nothing"?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:48:37 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "stuck up; total loser",
quacked:
Kooks are supposed to be bright?
EVERY ROSE HAS A KOOK!
Shows how silly I am - I thought roses have thorns and kitchens have kooks.
Damn, I failed at the first hurdle.
You have low friends in high places.
Thank you - a new tagline for me to plagiarise
"pox ridden atheist twat" seemed about all that was needed for you.
I can rely on you to be stupid.
I am totally unreliable
I haven't seen anything which indicates that you deserve more.
Have you ever seen anything which indicates that I deserve more?
Now that you mention it - - -
<stage whisper> What he meant was "I want something for nothing".
Why would anyone want something for nothing"?
Is that a rhettorical question? Cos I couldn't give a damn!
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 08:58:00 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "is confused about
sexual orientation; arrogant twat; full of himself", chirruped:
Shows how silly I am - I thought roses have thorns and kitchens have
kooks.
LOOK WHAT THE KOOK DRAGGED IN!
Thank you - a new tagline for me to plagiarise.
Thank God for the Church.
I am totally unreliable.
Maybe you are totally unreliable. Maybe you're not. Who would actually care,
Ærchie?
Now that you mention it.
NOW you tell me.
Is that a rhettorical question?
Is that legal?
Cos I couldn't give a damn!
How do you know you should not give a damn?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 09:20:38 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Fred Tehbot was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "is confused about
sexual orientation; arrogant twat; full of himself", chirruped:
Shows how silly I am - I thought roses have thorns and kitchens have
kooks.
LOOK WHAT THE KOOK DRAGGED IN!
I was dragged in? Surely that is a salt!
Thank you - a new tagline for me to plagiarise.
Thank God for the Church.
Thank God I'm an atheist
I am totally unreliable.
Maybe you are totally unreliable. Maybe you're not. Who would actually care,
Ærchie?
I certainly don't
Now that you mention it.
NOW you tell me.
Would you rather I waited until after?
Is that a rhettorical question?
Is that legal?
Only just
Cos I couldn't give a damn!
How do you know you should not give a damn?
Cos it is gone with the wind
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| User: "rchie" |
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| Title: Re: Help Me I really like her!!! |
12 Sep 2005 09:20:09 AM |
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rchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "quiet; drinks tequila
from the bottle", carped:
i like this lad that is 16 but i am 12 but he keeps on looking at me
when i see him who should i do
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 09:10:21 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, whose name means "bowlegged
bull-dogger; has an aggravating personality; likes to urinate in public;
blows his stack in public", gainsaid:
Yeah, that's it.
Is it going to be a tragedy if it isn't?
The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
I can see you are an atheist. It's fucking obvious.
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles?
You must be very stupid if you can't learn to use your krillfile
correctly.
I just put them back in again.
Oh no, not again?
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| User: "yowie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 12:00:41 AM |
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In <779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles>, Kadaitcha Man
wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time because
atheism makes you stupid.
Generic.
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