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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"A former Atheist" |
| Date: |
09 Sep 2005 09:02:50 AM |
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OT: One of my screenplays |
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see
everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 07:01:25 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were crazy, even
insane, but not stupid.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can
inoculate.
-- Carl Sagan
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| User: "Misleart Chuff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 04:26:58 PM |
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"Enkidu the Atheist" <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CCAD2EC678F255229@130.133.1.4...
: "A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
: news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
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: > Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
: > right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
: > and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
: > Federation!
:
: Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were
crazy, even
: insane, but not stupid.
I've been wondering where Herc vanished off to, did someone finally
terminate his net access? Kansan....doesn't really ring much of a
bell for me.....I mean, I have vague memories of having seen the nym,
but can't quite place it.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 04:51:25 PM |
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"Misleart Chuff" <misleart@ameritech.net> wrote in news:ComVe.268$4T5.65
@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Enkidu the Atheist" <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CCAD2EC678F255229@130.133.1.4...
: "A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
: news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
:
: > Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
: > right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
: > and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
: > Federation!
:
: Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were
crazy, even
: insane, but not stupid.
I've been wondering where Herc vanished off to, did someone finally
terminate his net access? Kansan....doesn't really ring much of a
bell for me.....I mean, I have vague memories of having seen the nym,
but can't quite place it.
Numerology and Hiedi Klum.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
"The world is full of Laurel and Hardys. I saw them all the time as a boy
at my mother's hotel. There's always the dumb, dumb guy, who never has
anything bad happen to him, and the smart guy who's even dumber than the
dumb guy, only he doesn't know it."
* Oliver Hardy
(01/18/1882 - 08/07/1957)
US actor
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
13 Sep 2005 03:02:30 AM |
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--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper,
High Priestess Bastet of the Unchurch Temple of Si & Am
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Misleart Chuff" <misleart@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:ComVe.268$4T5.65@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
"Enkidu the Atheist" <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CCAD2EC678F255229@130.133.1.4...
: "A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
: news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
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: > Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
: > right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
: > and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
: > Federation!
:
: Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were
crazy, even
: insane, but not stupid.
I've been wondering where Herc vanished off to, did someone finally
terminate his net access? Kansan....doesn't really ring much of a
bell for me.....I mean, I have vague memories of having seen the nym,
but can't quite place it.
He was the one who was delusional about some popular model -Heidi
Klume, I think.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
13 Sep 2005 03:37:43 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 04:02:30 -0400 in alt.atheism, Michelle Malkin
("Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper,
High Priestess Bastet of the Unchurch Temple of Si & Am
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Misleart Chuff" <misleart@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:ComVe.268$4T5.65@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
"Enkidu the Atheist" <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CCAD2EC678F255229@130.133.1.4...
: "A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
: news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
:
: > Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
: > right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
: > and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
: > Federation!
:
: Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were
crazy, even
: insane, but not stupid.
I've been wondering where Herc vanished off to, did someone finally
terminate his net access? Kansan....doesn't really ring much of a
bell for me.....I mean, I have vague memories of having seen the nym,
but can't quite place it.
He was the one who was delusional about some popular model -Heidi
Klume, I think.
Haven't seem him for a while. Perhaps he started taking his meds.
Oh, and my beautiful Michelle, Queen of the Damned, as it were,
*please* could you take out the "--" at the top of your posts?
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. Want food NOW? Then try http://www.rtios.co.uk/
- Yep, currently under test... Your opinion welcome.
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| User: "Hannele Huigens" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 04:45:47 PM |
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Op Mon, 12 Sep 2005 23:26:58 +0200 schreef Misleart Chuff
<misleart@ameritech.net>:
"Enkidu the Atheist" <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CCAD2EC678F255229@130.133.1.4...
: "A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
: news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
:
: > Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
: > right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
: > and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
: > Federation!
:
: Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were
crazy, even
: insane, but not stupid.
I've been wondering where Herc vanished off to, did someone finally
terminate his net access? Kansan....doesn't really ring much of a
bell for me.....I mean, I have vague memories of having seen the nym,
but can't quite place it.
Nowadays he's posting in rec.org.mensa and guess what: people there
actually think he might not be entirely sane.
--
Hannele Huigens
aa #2221
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
10 Sep 2005 05:45:38 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf makes me nostalgic for Herc and Kansan. Sure, they were crazy, even
insane, but not stupid.
Hey, haven't you heard? Dore's back! Trading blows with Fredric Rice as
we speak (or, um..type)!
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can
inoculate.
-- Carl Sagan
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| User: "A former Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 07:48:33 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:24:57 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Doctorate of Ignorance?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Chris Assafs commanding officer" |
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09 Sep 2005 09:32:19 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Doctorate of Ignorance?
Human Communications.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:34:44 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126319539.764691.132590@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On
my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Doctorate of Ignorance?
Human Communications.
Dissertation? School? Who was on your committee?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
As a set of cognitive beliefs, religion is a speculative hypothesis of an
extremely low order of probability.
-- Sidney Hook, The Partisan Review, March 1950
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:53:17 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126319539.764691.132590@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Doctorate of Ignorance?
Human Communications.
From where? When? Prove it.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 10:45:38 PM |
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On Fri, 9 Sep 2005 22:53:17 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126319539.764691.132590@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Doctorate of Ignorance?
Human Communications.
From where? When? Prove it.
From reading some os his "screenplay" I am sure he must mean something
besides Human Communications.
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
10 Sep 2005 07:14:21 AM |
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"AngryJohn" <angryjohn@belief.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:qll4i1d7d8em71v8kou3qi4v6vfba30hui@4ax.com...
On Fri, 9 Sep 2005 22:53:17 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:1126319539.764691.132590@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell.
Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly
Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Doctorate of Ignorance?
Human Communications.
From where? When? Prove it.
From reading some os his "screenplay" I am sure he must mean something
besides Human Communications.
LOL, you ain't kidding. I've glanced at a couple of those "screenplays" and
they're absolutely terrible.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
09 Sep 2005 09:52:26 PM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126313313.446672.197520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
Prove it.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Archie Leach" |
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| Title: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 09:45:49 AM |
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"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
For the endless refrains of, "It's Dr. Assaf", "I'm well known at a
certain college", "Human communications", "My pen pal Karin...", "I
was a child television star...", "I used to be an atheist...", "My
atheist friends...", "I do have friends...", "Prove that I don't have
friends...", and so on, I nominate Fake Doctor Chris Assaf for a
Busted Urinal award, in honor of Fake Doctor Chris's dishonorable
pursuit of being positively the Lamest amongst the Lame, not only on
Usenet but on the Intraweb message board scene as well.
copyright ARCHIE LEACH
"On Wordscreens of the World"
On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 05:36:36 GMT, tinmimus (mimus) scribbled:
When will people learn to value cheerleaders for their minds?
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| User: "Sean Monaghan" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 10:30:15 AM |
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Archie Leach wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On
my >> > right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond
Farrell. Oh, >> > and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the
Otherworldly Wrestling >> > Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
For the endless refrains of, "It's Dr. Assaf", "I'm well known at a
certain college", "Human communications", "My pen pal Karin...", "I
was a child television star...", "I used to be an atheist...", "My
atheist friends...", "I do have friends...", "Prove that I don't have
friends...", and so on, I nominate Fake Doctor Chris Assaf for a
Busted Urinal award, in honor of Fake Doctor Chris's dishonorable
pursuit of being positively the Lamest amongst the Lame, not only on
Usenet but on the Intraweb message board scene as well.
Seconded.
--
Sean Monaghan
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 09:51:44 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Archie Leach wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote:
Enkidu the Atheist wrote:
"A former Atheist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126274570.536950.18380@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Assaf....
It is Dr. Assaf.
For the endless refrains of....
All of which are the truth.
Oh yes, and Karin does exist outside of my head. I just spoke with her
on MSN messenger.
Oh, and I am not a fake doctor. If you want proof that I am a doctor,
you just have to have faith.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 05:08:36 PM |
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"Chris Assaf's commanding officer" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1126450304.711198.105030@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Oh, and I am not a fake doctor. If you want proof that I am a doctor,
you just have to have faith.
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time. Only Dr.
Asswipe could possibly put these words together and think they mean
anything but "I'm an idiot."
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every
noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 06:16:45 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time because
atheism makes you stupid.
--
"Gee whiz, that's a hard one. Why don't you ask a preschooler for help on
that difficult logic problem eh!" - Nth Complexity after being told in:
Message-ID: d9583299f37f41bba5eacc9058fcda1c@comp.sex.beaver.cleaver
"Naïve students may believe that constant motion requires a constant force.
Students at this age should begin to understand that once an object is
moving, it would stay in motion until an outside force stops it. Naïve
students may believe that if a body is moving forward there must be a net
force in the forward direction."
2001 MEAP Investigations
By: Annis Hapkiewicz and Dave Chapman, Okemos High School, Alex Azima,
Lansing Community College - The 5th grade MEAP investigation.
http://www.msta-mich.org/mcfmeap/2001-investigation.pdf
'1 - 1 does not equal 0 on a computer' [paraphrase]
Message-ID: <l.1126314646.1715637207@[82.96.100.100]>
"Motion requires a constant force"
Message-ID: <l.1124325331.1160308837@[82.96.100.100]>
"acceleration is a motion!!"
Message-ID: l.1124001980.1271484375@[82.96.100.100]
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 07:55:53 PM |
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time because
atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them back in
again.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every
noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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| User: "Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 09:03:03 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in
news:779fd4d1661d49688c042ea97a9eb151@soc.med.tadpoles:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com>, the surrendered,
empty-headed death-token, and usher and door attendant, rued:
This statement is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.
That statement is the stupidest thing you've read in a long time
because atheism makes you stupid.
Yeah, that's it. The theist are stupid because I'm an atheist.
On the subject of stupid atheists, do you mean "the theist is stupid" or
"the theists are stupid"? And how do you feel about having just proved the
point that atheism makes you stupid, you stupid atheist twat?
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 09:34:24 PM |
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"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion. Now ***** off.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every
noble enterprize, every expanded prospect.
-- James Madison
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| User: "Furt the lanky" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
11 Sep 2005 10:33:22 PM |
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Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Too fucking right. And I'm entitled to force it down your fucking neck.
Now ***** off.
Make me.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 05:42:10 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Furt the lanky was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put them
back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Too fucking right. And I'm entitled to force it down your fucking neck.
Now ***** off.
Make me.
Go knock on some doors, wankstain
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| User: "Lumak the tooth-chafferer" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 05:47:32 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Furt the lanky was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in
news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Too fucking right. And I'm entitled to force it down your fucking
neck.
Now ***** off.
Make me.
Go knock on some doors, wankstain
What's your home address? I'll be right over.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:00:01 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Lumak the tooth-chafferer was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Furt the lanky was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in
news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Too fucking right. And I'm entitled to force it down your fucking
neck.
Now ***** off.
Make me.
Go knock on some doors, wankstain
What's your home address? I'll be right over.
rec.activism.beaver.cleaver - sounds like a great group for a good little
xtian hypocrite.
Oh - you want to visit? With a copy of Watchtower? And turning the other
cheek?
Oh - the address? Great Sandy Desert, Australia.
Pope Ærchie 1st, The Poon Pope, Preacher of the Perpetual Wet
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| User: "Tidek the terrible" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:07:21 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Lumak the tooth-chafferer
was standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Furt the lanky was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in
news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Too fucking right. And I'm entitled to force it down your fucking
neck.
Now ***** off.
Make me.
Go knock on some doors, wankstain
What's your home address? I'll be right over.
rec.activism.beaver.cleaver - sounds like a great group for a good
little xtian hypocrite.
Where did I ever claim to be 'xtian', you chopfucked pillock?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:19:26 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Tidek the terrible was standin' in
the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Lumak the tooth-chafferer
was standin' in the doorway saying:
Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
with any sense had already left town. Yet Furt the lanky was
standin' in the doorway saying:
Enkidu the Atheist, <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
"Calycadenia Xanthophaeus Xylosoxidans"
<calycadenia.xanthophaeus.xylosoxidans@rec.newsadmin.chocolate.starfish>
wrote in
news:ee92eaac46ba408d8416c4425be3fe0b@rec.games.jodrell.bank:
Why do these fools keep crawling out of killfiles? I just put
them back in again.
You're a fuckwit as well.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Too fucking right. And I'm entitled to force it down your fucking
neck.
Now ***** off.
Make me.
Go knock on some doors, wankstain
What's your home address? I'll be right over.
rec.activism.beaver.cleaver - sounds like a great group for a good
little xtian hypocrite.
Where did I ever claim to be 'xtian', you chopfucked pillock?
So you are a pox ridden atheist twat?
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION: Fake "Dr." Chris Assaf for Busted Urinal Award (was Re: OT: One of my screenplays |
12 Sep 2005 06:43:52 AM |
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Ærchie, <archive23@pphotmail.com>, whose name means "alcoholic in denial;
arrogant twat; dresses too good to be straight; likes to call his penis his
'love-rod'", puked:
So you are a pox ridden atheist twat?
And you, Ærchie, are a threepenny, belabored shitblister, a pimpled,
tinseled imperialist, and a tumbling, do-it-yourself flyswatter.
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