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"Sharon" |
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08 Dec 2004 03:27:42 PM |
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OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
You may have already read this one.. but what the heck?
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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across
the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped
conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long
cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to
pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an angel appeared. Bin
Laden wept in pain and said to the angel, "This is not what you promised
me."
The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you."
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| User: "Gactimus" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
08 Dec 2004 03:58:51 PM |
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"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
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| User: "Sharon" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
08 Dec 2004 04:36:25 PM |
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"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me a
chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 02:45:53 AM |
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On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:36:25 -0500, "Sharon"
<mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote:
"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me a
chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
I laughed.
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Sharon" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 09:10:40 AM |
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<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:u74gr05u3vs7kkm0jfl3j4t4nq987i6lbj@4ax.com...
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:36:25 -0500, "Sharon"
<mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote:
"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me a
chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
I laughed.
"He deserves paradise who can make his companions laugh."
- The Koran
Perhaps that applies to for those who can exhibit a sense of humor and
laugh, instead of living every day like they have a corn cob stuck up their
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atheist@home#1554
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 11:23:18 AM |
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On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 10:10:40 -0500, Sharon wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:u74gr05u3vs7kkm0jfl3j4t4nq987i6lbj@4ax.com...
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:36:25 -0500, "Sharon"
<mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote:
"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me
a chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
I laughed.
"He deserves paradise who can make his companions laugh." - The Koran
Perhaps that applies to for those who can exhibit a sense of humor and
laugh, instead of living every day like they have a corn cob stuck up
their ....
atheist@home#1554
can you imagine getting to Heaven, only to find it full of the people who
*say* they are the ones going to Heaven? Chilling....
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Sharon" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 11:29:43 AM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
atheist@home#1554
can you imagine getting to Heaven, only to find it full of the people who
*say* they are the ones going to Heaven? Chilling....
Maybe spending an eternity with arrogant, pompous hypocrities is "paradise"
for them.
The Bible is thoroughly written about a narcissist God who is in love with
itself. I'm sure they'll all get along fine.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
11 Dec 2004 12:58:16 AM |
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On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 10:10:40 -0500, "Sharon"
<mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:u74gr05u3vs7kkm0jfl3j4t4nq987i6lbj@4ax.com...
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:36:25 -0500, "Sharon"
<mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote:
"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me a
chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
I laughed.
"He deserves paradise who can make his companions laugh."
- The Koran
Perhaps that applies to those who can exhibit a sense of humor and
laugh, instead of living every day like they have a corn cob stuck up their
....
I dunno...
Those types usually talk in unnaturally highpitched, half panicked
voices and walk really funny which also makes a lot of us laugh.
They do serve a useful social function ;-)
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "MJPG" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 03:02:21 AM |
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On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:36:25 -0500, "Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us>
wrote:
"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me a
chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
Cocktitpuss is an anally-retentive neocon fundy. As evidenced by the Janet
Jackson exposed titty incident, they lack a sense of humour.
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| User: "Wumpus" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 07:17:48 AM |
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MJPG wrote:
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:36:25 -0500, "Sharon"
<mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote:
"Gactimus" <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews...
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? People like Calvin, Luther, Falwell, Kennedy and Jim Bakker say
they'll be there, whilst Gandhi and Anne Frank burn in Hell.
Besides, I didn't write the joke, it came in the email to me. It gave me a
chuckle... thought it could for you too. :o)
Cocktitpuss is an anally-retentive neocon fundy. As evidenced by the
Janet Jackson exposed titty incident, they lack a sense of humour.
People like Gactimus of IKHDY certainly do have a sense of humour. They
simply are not aware of it though. Some of their highlights find their way
into my fortune-cookies-files* to keep me laughing on a rainy day. :-)
*fortune generates a motto of the day by randomly choosing some quotation in
a database
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| User: "Seppo Pietikainen" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
08 Dec 2004 11:19:14 PM |
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Gactimus wrote:
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Since Osama and his ilk are your cult's kissing cousins.
HTH.
Seppo P.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
08 Dec 2004 05:54:03 PM |
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In our last episode
<1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews>, Gactimus lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? All he's gotta do is the magic salvation ritual in time and
*poof* he's in.
While millions of decent people are dumped into the fires by a "loving"
gawd...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
08 Dec 2004 09:59:30 PM |
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:54:03 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode
<1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews>, Gactimus lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Why not? All he's gotta do is the magic salvation ritual in time and
*poof* he's in.
While millions of decent people are dumped into the fires by a "loving"
gawd...
Amazing from a IKYABWAI perspective.
We also have jokes where shrub goes to heaven.
How less do those jokes stink for the ludicrous notion that *that* could happen?
They each kill wantonly for reasons they claim their gawd condones.
Osama in one hand, shrub in the other: which weighs more heavily of cold-blooded murders?
(Oh, and they each have a cover story for why *their* killings are moral and necessary.)
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
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| User: "MarkA" |
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09 Dec 2004 07:08:29 AM |
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 21:58:51 +0000, Gactimus wrote:
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Because Allah could wup Yahweh with one hand tied behind His back!
Of course, both of them would be wupped by ZUJT<MG, the slimy green
tentacled God worshiped by an as yet undiscovered race of intelligent
slimy green beings who live on a planet circling a star in a different
galaxy. The God *they* worship, created in *their* image, really IS the
God of all creation. Since we don't know about and worship HIM, we are
all doomed to burn in Hell forever.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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09 Dec 2004 09:00:02 AM |
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[posted and mailed]
Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> astounded us with:
news:1102543131.5b219a6f6575a64e1cc0cec901bc4bc4@bubbanews:
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven? Your joke stinks.
Because he believed he'd done his god's will, you fucking moron.
It works both ways......
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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08 Dec 2004 05:51:39 PM |
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on 08 Dec 2004 in alt.atheism, Gactimus dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews:
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
Why would Osama go to heaven?
Because, as you do, he wills it so.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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| User: "Raptor514" |
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| Title: Re: Osama Bin Ladin |
08 Dec 2004 05:31:20 PM |
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"Sharon" <mail@creation-vs-evolution.us> wrote in message
news:1102541265.9c23cb796214bae68c03adbf06535046@teranews...
You may have already read this one.. but what the heck?
Heh, I like that one, despite being pun-based. :-)
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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him
across
the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped
conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a
long
cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration
to
pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and
66
other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an angel appeared.
Bin
Laden wept in pain and said to the angel, "This is not what you promised
me."
The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you."
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Osama Bin Ladin |
09 Dec 2004 09:25:52 AM |
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Sharon wrote:
You may have already read this one.. but what the heck?
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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him
across
the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped
conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,
"You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is
why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with
a long
cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the
inspiration to
pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe
and 66
other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an angel
appeared. Bin
Laden wept in pain and said to the angel, "This is not what you
promised
me."
The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for
you."
Good one :) Ignore Gactimus. He's a *****. He wants to convince
everyone that god allowed the WTC to be destroyed because it was full
of liberals. He needs to be behind Osama in line for his beatings.
jwk
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