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"Eris" |
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04 Jan 2006 07:40:23 PM |
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O.T. Penis insertions |
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
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| User: "Peacenik" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 08:49:57 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com...
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Subvaginal? I guess that would be called "buttfucking".
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 11:07:30 AM |
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On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 22:49:57 +0800, "Peacenik"
<cnelsonpublic@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com...
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Subvaginal? I guess that would be called "buttfucking".
I thought because you come in from the bottom.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
06 Jan 2006 11:56:39 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com...
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
Didn't you bring this up before?
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
06 Jan 2006 06:01:03 PM |
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On Fri, 6 Jan 2006 17:56:39 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn" <nospam@here.com>
wrote:
"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com...
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
Didn't you bring this up before?
No the 23 year old is new, the 19 year old is old business, she is
just getting weirder and weirder
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 11:15:47 AM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
Doin' the humpty dance
Carnal gymnastics
Plug and play
Go belly-to-belly
Poke in the whiskers
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can
ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep
them shut by force.
-- Mark Twain
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
04 Jan 2006 11:45:46 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
"Bumpin' uglies"
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been
searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 09:52:07 AM |
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On 5 Jan 2006 05:45:46 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
"Bumpin' uglies"
"Ridin' the baloney pony"?
"Making the beast with two backs"?
"Stuffin the muffin"?
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 10:19:50 AM |
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wrote in
news:2ufqr1pr3neuljq6i3hqjamnm3ema8hf64@4ax.com:
On 5 Jan 2006 05:45:46 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in
the towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal
penile insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite
phrase.
"Bumpin' uglies"
"Ridin' the baloney pony"?
"Making the beast with two backs"?
That's From Shakspere, isn't it?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Fear of power invisible, feigned by the mind or imagined from tales
publicly allowed, religion; not allowed, superstition.
-- Thomas Hobbes
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 11:46:12 AM |
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On 5 Jan 2006 16:19:50 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote in
news:2ufqr1pr3neuljq6i3hqjamnm3ema8hf64@4ax.com:
On 5 Jan 2006 05:45:46 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in
the towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal
penile insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite
phrase.
"Bumpin' uglies"
"Ridin' the baloney pony"?
"Making the beast with two backs"?
That's From Shakspere, isn't it?
That, or Howard Stern. :-/
But seriously...Othello
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zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "jaybee" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 01:50:53 PM |
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wrote:
On 5 Jan 2006 05:45:46 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
"Bumpin' uglies"
"Ridin' the baloney pony"?
"Making the beast with two backs"?
"Stuffin the muffin"?
Playin' "hide the sausage"
Ridin' the ol' skin bus into tuna town
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 11:06:40 AM |
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On 5 Jan 2006 05:45:46 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
"Bumpin' uglies"
She am not ugly
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 05:15:54 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
George Carlin offers these:
Up the old dirt road
Ridin' the Hershey Highway!
Fishing for brown trout
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Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
Keep THOR in THURSDAY!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 11:56:07 AM |
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Eris wrote:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
The horizontal tango
The bed-spring season (aka mating season)
Fishing (the smell, and the saying: "it's not how deep you fish,
it's how you wiggle your worm")
Thanks.
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
"If yuh ain't cuddlin' an' kissin',
then yuh don't know whucher missin'!"
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,
it's just a goddamned piece of paper!"
- George W. Bush, US President
"I've never seen a pro-choicer bomb any churches. Have you?"
- Aaron Kinney, speaking on Eric Rudolph
"The best thing about the Left Behind books is the way the
non-Christians get their guts pulled out by God."
- 15-year-old fundamentalist fan of the books
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
05 Jan 2006 11:52:22 AM |
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In article <e0uor1lsitm9bbhc0gondoep2qblfi2pms@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
Cornhole. Technical abstinence. Everybody's happy.
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middla Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
06 Jan 2006 11:08:28 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:40:23 -0500, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote
in alt.atheism
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
Tell her she retains her virginity when you hit'er in the *****'er.....
Next discussion is my pretty 23 year old friend who needs to stop
saving herself for marriage and start marketing it.
Make her an offer she can't refuse.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
06 Jan 2006 12:05:22 AM |
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On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:40:23 -0500, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
"Fucking"?
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
08 Jan 2006 02:42:16 AM |
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erikc wrote:
On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:40:23 -0500, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
"Fucking"?
That's original
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Penis insertions |
09 Jan 2006 02:47:12 PM |
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On 8 Jan 2006 02:42:16 -0600, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote:
erikc wrote:
On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:40:23 -0500, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
I have acquired the nicest 19 year old friend, or should I say crazy
19 year old friend. She would probably be normal if she through in the
towel on the abstinence only thing.
P&I (Penile Insertion) sounds to crude to me as does subvaginal penile
insertion. Can someone come up with a better more polite phrase.
Thanks.
"Fucking"?
That's original
try: "conventional"
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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