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07 Jan 2006 10:23:17 PM |
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OT: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I’m a European living in Tokyo, and I’m married to a Japanese woman.I
don’t know what’s wrong with me but I just can’t help fooling around
with other women. It’s definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
....I’m so damn careful. I would never want to hurt her. During our 10
years together, she has never found anything that might imply me having
another woman...
Nowadays, with the internet and well advanced phones, it’s even
easier.There are many women who are bored in their marriages, and I find
them easily on Japanese internet sites. It seems they feel bad about
fooling around with a Japanese guy, but with a foreigner, it’s a
different story. I’m also surprised that many younger women also like to
“date” foreigners, despite knowing the fact that I’m happily married.
Currently I’m having regular sex with around 10 women! Of course, none
of them know about the others.My wife knows that I’m popular and
attractive, but thinks I’m 100% loyal to her.
Why? Because I’m so damn careful. I would never want to hurt her. During
our 10 years together, she has never found anything that might imply me
having another woman.In my work I travel a lot, but so it’s easy for me
to stay overnight at some hotel in Tokyo. I just tell the wife I’m on a
business-trip. The truth is that hardly never go on business-trips
inside Japan. But I’m staying out at least one night every week.
....wear different kind of colognes. Many different types. Change often!
The wife can never detect any women perfume just because you always
smell different as well...
Here’s how you do it:
1. Never keep credit card slips in your wallet. I keep them in my
office.
2. From the very beginning I have told my wife that it is considered
extremely rude to open someone else’s letters (card-statements
included). She would never open any of my letters. But even is she did,
I can always say that payments are for a client’s hotel, or dinner with
a client.
3. She knows I don’t like talking on the phone, so most of our
communication is by phone-mail. In fact I do like talking on the phone,
but I made her believe the opposite at an early point in our
relationship.
4. I always clear out my phone of any call- and receive-history. I have
blocked access to my phone-emails with a password that I change
frequently. If she asks me why I’m so secretive, I just tell her that
I’m careful about data of my clients leaking out in case I lose my phone
somewhere.
5. Sometimes she might ask to send a picture by phone mail, from
wherever I’m am. Whenever I’m on a “real” trip somewhere in Japan, I
take pictures for future use. I have pictures from basically every part
of Japan, in my phone. It’s also wise to ask friends to send you some
pictures when they are traveling, just so you can keep a good stock of
photos. Just have to be careful to change the information (date etc.) in
the photo before sending it to the wifey.
6. I always wear different kind of colognes. Many different types.
Change often! The wife can never detect any women perfume just because
you always smell different as well. And in Japan you are standing packed
in the train during rush-hour, so you will probably get some scent from
the ladies next to you anyway.
7. In my portable calendar I only write down things that can’t hurt the
wife to see. No use of codes or cryptic. Everything is written very
plain to see. Instead, I keep the girl-schedule in my phone, which is
locked by password that I change frequently.
8. Going out to purchase something usually takes a about three hours in
Tokyo. I take frequent trips to the electrical store to buy
ink-cartridges. During those three hours it’s easy to meet one of your
mistresses and fool around in a hotel. Ink-cartridges are bought in bulk
and kept where the spare wheel is, in my car. My wife doesn’t drive.
....It’s not only about being able to fool around, but you must also give
your wife what she expects. I think I have a perfect gig here. Have I
forgotten anything?...
9. One problem is gifts. I receive a lot of gifts from my mistresses at
Christmas and Birthdays. I keep them all in my office. Sometimes there
are also things that suits to give my wife. Keeps her happy. There are
often things that I can pass on to my colleagues as well, neckties etc.
I’m being the nice guy in the office. Nobody knows...
10. My phone is always on vibrator mode. My wife know this as well, that
I hate when the phone rings. The ringtone actually startles me. If some
of my girlfriends should by chance call me, my wife won’t know about it
as the phone silently vibrates in my pocket. My phone is also set to go
off at midnight, and power on again at 8 in the morning. No surprises.
11. I never write the correct address when checking in to a hotel. They
never check anyway. If I forgot something in the room I don’t want them
to contact me. I guess I can live with that. In either case, I can
always go back and pick it up.
12. I never use a condom. The smell of latex or rubber can be traced,
and also the rubbers are difficult to hide. In Japan most women don’t
care if you use a condom or not, and many of my women will actually say
that it feels better without it.
13. I use coin-lockers a lot. It’s a good place to keep a stash of
clothes. I can say I go to work, and then change to something more
casual for my date.
14. When traveling, even if so only a couple of hours, it’s customary to
bring home the specialty of that particular region. I know where they
sell specialties from every part of Japan, in Tokyo. I usually purchase
the gift first, and then tell my wife “where” I’m going, depending on
the gift. This makes her trust me even more.
So, you see? It’s not only about being able to fool around, but you must
also give your wife what she expects. I think I have a perfect gig here.
Have I forgotten anything?
I can also say that another advantage in Japan is that a Japanese wife
would never call your office. If she needs you, she will only call your
phone, or in our case, she will mail me.
Name kept secret
Location kept secret
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
07 Jan 2006 11:08:42 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:br41s1hgasjl53frtmaubtg7ak5ri1drgq@4ax.com...
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I'm a European living in Tokyo, and I'm married to a Japanese woman.I
don't know what's wrong with me but I just can't help fooling around
with other women. It's definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
Gee, now I think I know why my late father keep bidding on all those Japan
trips when he was flying for Pan American <cough>
Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet, but he was a baaaaaaaaaaad boy :(
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
08 Jan 2006 05:13:52 PM |
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On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 00:08:42 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:br41s1hgasjl53frtmaubtg7ak5ri1drgq@4ax.com...
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I'm a European living in Tokyo, and I'm married to a Japanese woman.I
don't know what's wrong with me but I just can't help fooling around
with other women. It's definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
Gee, now I think I know why my late father keep bidding on all those Japan
trips when he was flying for Pan American <cough>
Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet, but he was a baaaaaaaaaaad boy :(
and that wasn't good. :\
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
07 Jan 2006 10:38:09 PM |
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stoney wrote:
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I’m a European living in Tokyo, and I’m married to a Japanese woman.I
don’t know what’s wrong with me but I just can’t help fooling around
with other women. It’s definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
I've always heard this. With the bad luck I'm having here in the US, maybe
I should move there.
--
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
08 Jan 2006 05:12:56 PM |
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On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 22:38:09 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I’m a European living in Tokyo, and I’m married to a Japanese woman.I
don’t know what’s wrong with me but I just can’t help fooling around
with other women. It’s definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
I've always heard this. With the bad luck I'm having here in the US, maybe
I should move there.
Very expensive to do so.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
08 Jan 2006 05:24:08 PM |
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stoney wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 22:38:09 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I’m a European living in Tokyo, and I’m married to a Japanese woman.I
don’t know what’s wrong with me but I just can’t help fooling around
with other women. It’s definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
I've always heard this. With the bad luck I'm having here in the US,
maybe I should move there.
Very expensive to do so.
Well, they say you have to pay for 'it' one way or the other...
--
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: {sad} 14 tips to follow when having an affair |
09 Jan 2006 05:28:04 PM |
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On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 17:24:08 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 22:38:09 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/2006/01/14-tips-to-follow-when-having-affair.html
14 tips to follow when having an affair
I’m a European living in Tokyo, and I’m married to a Japanese woman.I
don’t know what’s wrong with me but I just can’t help fooling around
with other women. It’s definitely a big plus to be a foreigner in Japan
and finding willing women has never been a problem for me.
I've always heard this. With the bad luck I'm having here in the US,
maybe I should move there.
Very expensive to do so.
Well, they say you have to pay for 'it' one way or the other...
True, but I wasn't talking about 'it.'
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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