| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Mark K. Bilbo" |
| Date: |
11 May 2006 02:18:51 PM |
| Object: |
OT: Snicker... |
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Snicker... |
11 May 2006 02:32:06 PM |
|
|
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:TvKdnSSk7s2BE_7ZnZ2dnUVZ_vSdnZ2d@megapath.net...
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
LOL!! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "SpankyTClown" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
12 May 2006 01:10:36 PM |
|
|
"These chaps are ridin up on me clem"
"Just stick your spurs in the sides and ride."
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
11 May 2006 02:45:17 PM |
|
|
In article <TvKdnSSk7s2BE_7ZnZ2dnUVZ_vSdnZ2d@megapath.net>, Mark
K. Bilbo said...
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Oy, not to mention John Waynes, "If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds will follow."
--
-----------
Brian E. Clark
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
11 May 2006 03:41:07 PM |
|
|
"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ecd5e551d9b3b57989d76@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <TvKdnSSk7s2BE_7ZnZ2dnUVZ_vSdnZ2d@megapath.net>, Mark
K. Bilbo said...
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Oy, not to mention John Waynes, "If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds will follow."
SNORT!! Ding dang it! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "sleepalot" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
11 May 2006 07:16:19 PM |
|
|
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
11 May 2006 08:53:38 PM |
|
|
"sleepalot" <sleepy03@fsmail.net> wrote in message
news:1147392979.799769.310480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
D'oh!
I'm never going to be able to look at Westerns quite the same way again. I
wonder how many interesting catch phrases there are in Sergio Leone
"spaghetti westerns"? Oh my :)
"The Good, the Bad and the Absolute FAAAAbulous"? :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
15 May 2006 10:31:33 AM |
|
|
On Thu, 11 May 2006 21:53:38 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"sleepalot" <sleepy03@fsmail.net> wrote in message
news:1147392979.799769.310480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
D'oh!
I'm never going to be able to look at Westerns quite the same way again. I
wonder how many interesting catch phrases there are in Sergio Leone
"spaghetti westerns"? Oh my :)
"The Good, the Bad and the Absolute FAAAAbulous"? :)
"I can't shoot him, he's gorgeous." :)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
11 May 2006 10:29:51 PM |
|
|
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4ci856F15s15sU1@individual.net>...
"sleepalot" <sleepy03@fsmail.net> wrote in message
news:1147392979.799769.310480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
D'oh!
I'm never going to be able to look at Westerns quite the same way again.
I wonder how many interesting catch phrases there are in Sergio Leone
"spaghetti westerns"? Oh my :)
Tons. Westerns are *so homoerotic.
(Mmmm... cowboys)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
12 May 2006 12:30:08 AM |
|
|
Robibnikoff wrote:
"sleepalot" <sleepy03@fsmail.net> wrote in message
news:1147392979.799769.310480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
13. "Let's ride off into the sunset."
It brings new meaning to "riding bareback"... or at least, "The
Camptown Ladies" and "The Naked Spur"..
<singing>
Home, homo on the range
Where the queers and the Aunties lope gay,
Where condoms and spurts,
And lubricant where it hurts,
And the guys are all into rough trade.
I'm never going to be able to look at Westerns quite the same way again. I
wonder how many interesting catch phrases there are in Sergio Leone
"spaghetti westerns"? Oh my :)
Shouldn't that be "spaghetti-strap westerns"?
Bob Dog
-----
"Easily the biggest challenge facing the ID community
is to develop a full-fledged theory of biological
design. We don't have such a theory right now, and
that's a real problem. Without a theory, it's very
hard to know where to direct your research focus."
- Paul Nelson, creationist
and anti-science advocate
"Texas: 50th in education, first in executions...
how's that working for you?"
- Kinky Friedman's campaign slogan
in the Texas governor's race
.
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
12 May 2006 10:50:48 AM |
|
|
Previously, on alt.atheism, bg12345 in episode
<1147411808.541908.98220@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"sleepalot" <sleepy03@fsmail.net> wrote in message
news:1147392979.799769.310480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy,
pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6. Two words:
"Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like." 8.
"Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
13. "Let's ride off into the sunset."
It brings new meaning to "riding bareback"... or at least, "The Camptown
Ladies" and "The Naked Spur"..
<singing>
Home, homo on the range
Where the queers and the Aunties lope gay, Where condoms and spurts,
And lubricant where it hurts,
And the guys are all into rough trade.
I'm never going to be able to look at Westerns quite the same way again.
I wonder how many interesting catch phrases there are in Sergio Leone
"spaghetti westerns"? Oh my :)
Shouldn't that be "spaghetti-strap westerns"?
You don't like my new sun dress???
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
15 May 2006 10:33:28 AM |
|
|
On Fri, 12 May 2006 10:50:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
Previously, on alt.atheism, bg12345 in episode
<1147411808.541908.98220@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"sleepalot" <sleepy03@fsmail.net> wrote in message
news:1147392979.799769.310480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy,
pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6. Two words:
"Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like." 8.
"Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "Reach for it, mister!"
12. "OK boys, tie him up!"
13. "Let's ride off into the sunset."
It brings new meaning to "riding bareback"... or at least, "The Camptown
Ladies" and "The Naked Spur"..
<singing>
Home, homo on the range
Where the queers and the Aunties lope gay, Where condoms and spurts,
And lubricant where it hurts,
And the guys are all into rough trade.
I'm never going to be able to look at Westerns quite the same way again.
I wonder how many interesting catch phrases there are in Sergio Leone
"spaghetti westerns"? Oh my :)
Shouldn't that be "spaghetti-strap westerns"?
You don't like my new sun dress???
Transparency.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Snicker... |
15 May 2006 10:30:16 AM |
|
|
On Thu, 11 May 2006 14:18:51 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound Quite The Same After
Brokeback Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
Indeed. :)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
