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This makes for good reading.
Even though the list's authors go after everyone, you can bet
some gutless twat like Fraud without the Stones or Fester the
Molester will cry a river about it.
http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.html
Bob Dog
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The 100 unsexiest men in the world
Who would Scarlett least like to be with?
By: BILL JENSEN & RYAN STEWART
4/18/2006 6:34:51 PM
Welcome to the first installment of ThePhoenix.com's 100
Unsexiest Men in the World. After pouring through thousands of
photographs, millions of frames of movies and TV shows, the
staff at thephoenix.com has compiled a list of the least sexy
males on the planet.
1. Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir
apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but
that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic
is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.
2. Randy Johnson: If he couldn't throw a ball 100 miles per hour,
Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a
squad car on Cops. Could you imagine the nights when he pitched
to Otis Nixon?
3. Roger Ebert: Yes, he lost all that weight. Yes, you still
wouldn't ***** him.
4. Dr. Phil: Being a know-it-all is never sexy. Being a know-it-
all who is also a bald-headed ***** is downright horrid.
5. Alan Colmes: Not really fair, since he's got to sit next to
brown shirt-stud Hannity each night. But Colmes - lazy eye,
unkept hair, droopy features - has a face made for radio. Pirate
radio. Garr!!
6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and
bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst
band since the dawn of music.
7. Mike Mills: You'd want to talk music with the bassist from
REM. Sleep with? Not unless you're trying to get to Pete Buck.
8. Osama Bin Laden: Power is sexy (notice how ***** Cheney isn't
on the list). But a 6'5", no-vertical-leap mass murdering douche
bag is not getting any style points.
9. Jay Leno: "It would be like having sex with a banana, but not
in a good way," was what one of our staffers remarked about the
fruit-headed comic.
10. Don Imus: "It would be like having sex with an old leather
bag, but not in a good way," was what the same staffer remarked
about the bag of skin and bones.
11. Michael Jackson: What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin
has sex with Pogo, the clown identity of serial killer John
Wayne Gacy.
12. Wallace Shawn: Even if you're attracted to his rounded dome,
how can anyone get past that nasally lisp?
13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys: We hate to do this. But the
sickly looking Beastie "did it like this, did it like that, did
it with a wiffle ball bat . . . because no one would want to get
within three feet of him naked.
14. Richard Simmons: Words don't do it justice.
15. Jon Lovitz: Bald, annoying, unfunny, and hair in the all the
wrong places. For all we know, he was running through the cast
of League of Their Own. But we doubt it.
16. Carrot Top: Sheer obnoxiousness necessitates his placement
on this list.
17. Jerry Seinfeld: This is for everyone who has ever yelled at
the TV when Jerry brought home another model on Seinfeld.
18. Malcolm Gladwell: The Tipping Point.
19. Chevy Chase: He got unfunny with age. Then he got ugly.
20. Raffi: Maybe it's his proffession. But no one surveyed, man
or woman, could think of any situation in which they would bed
down with him.
21. Ron Howard: He was cute as Opie, passable as Richie, but now
as Ron Howard, he's just plain weird-looking. Especially with a
beard.
22. Clint Howard: Ron's younger, balder, and weirder-looking
brother. Yes, weirder looking than Ron Howard.
23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a
deal with the devil: 'You can have $60 billion, but you have to
go through life looking like a turtle.'"
24. Paul Shaffer: The bic'd look does not work for everyone,
plus he makes all those crazy faces while he plays.
25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs?
26. Tim Burton: He's got the Robert Smith hair coupled with a
mighty hunch. Yet he's dating Helena Bonham Carter.
27. Edward James Olmos: Remember season one of South Park? When
Kenny was a zombie, everyone assumed it was an Edward James
Olmos costume. Wonder why.
28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance): Luckiest dude since
Ringo. Or at the very least, since D12.
29. Don Zimmer: The gerbil's got a massive, ivory-white noggin'
that never did much thinking to begin with. Ask any Red Sox fan
over 35.
30. Tony Kornheiser: Yes, calling sportswriters unattractive is
like shooting fish in a barrel. But come on, he looks like your
uncle.
31. Chris Kattan
32. Otis Nixon
33. Julian Tavarez
34. Christopher Lloyd
35. Willie McGee
36. Pat Cummings
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7. Scottie Pippen
38. Larry David
39. Michael Moore
40. Al Franken: Too arrogant
41. Paris Latsis: Maybe not the worst-looking guy in the world,
but, well, think about who was there first.
42. Rush Limbaugh: No doubt he will claim his placement on this
list as a result of a media bias and not the fact that he's just
butt-ugly.
43. David Gest
44. Garey Busey: Those teeth would give anyone nightmares.
45. Nick Nolte: Busey's oddball partner in crime, but at least
he had a career once.
46. Leif Garrett
47. Andy *****: It's a trap!
48. Scott Stapp
49. Lyle Lovett
50. Ric Ocasek: Yes, we know who his wife is. And no, we don't
care.
51. Bill Wyman
52. Danny DeVito
53. Peter Jackson
54. Drew Carey
55. Newt Gingrich
56. Rob Schneider
57. Ed O'Neil: We love ya, Ed, but sorry. There was a reason you
never waited on any really hot girls at that shoe store.
58. Bill O'Reilly
59. Clay Aiken: This feels like a cheap shot, but even leaving
aside the rumors about his personal life, he still looks like
someone's bratty little brother.
60. Joe Lieberman
61. Jim Gaffigan: Pasty, goofy-looking comedians abound on this
list.
62. Bill Maher: . . . Especially ones with poodle hair.
63. John Popper
64. Dennis Miller
65. John Madden: Those massive hands seem more frightening than
anything. Boom!
66. Robert Englund: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him
without thinking about Freddy Krueger.
67. Robert Patrick: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him
without thinking about the T-1000.
68. John Ashcroft
69. Joe Gannascolli
70. Kevin James: His TV marriage to Leah Remini on King of
Queens is less believable than anything on Lost.
71. George Steinbrenner: Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it
was coming.
72. Grady Little: Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was
coming.
73. Harvey Pekar
74. DJ Qualls: What's he weigh, like, 70 pounds? How much of
that is grease?
75. Joey Buttafuoco
76. Garry Shandling
77. Meat Loaf Aday
78. Joe Walsh
79. Tom from Myspace: As a friend of mine said, why does he have
to be everyone's friend? Isn't that a little needy? Not hot at
all.
80. Art Garfunkel
81. Brian Posehn
82. Howie Mandel
83. Barry Bonds: If what his mistress told the authors of Game
of Shadows is true, then no, you don't want any part of that.
84. ***** Vitale: Call it a hunch, but we have a feeling that sex
with Dickie V. would be anything but "awesome, baby."
85. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
86. Jeff Van Gundy
87. Jimmy Johnson: It's the hair
88. John Clayton: How is this ESPN's top football guy?
89. Don Vito: I suppose we were never really supposed to know
what Bam Margera's uncle looks like, but since we do, he has to
be included.
90. Lemmy Kilmister: Sadly, the ravages of time have not been
kind to him.
91. Hideki Matsui
91. Jose Canseco: "Every time I have tried to help a woman, I've
been incarcerated," he famously said on The Surreal Life. You
old charmer, you.
92. Bill Parcells: Especially when you see the photos of him in
shorts at training camp
93. Ric Flair: To be the man "WOO!" you got to . . . do
something about those man boobs!
94. Ralph Nader
95. Dennis Kucinich: Something about those progressives.
96. Horatio Sanz: Laughing at your own jokes is not sexy
97. Dom DeLuise
98. Emeril Lagasse
99. Kevin Federline: Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days.
100. Brad Pitt: He may look good, but if the rumors about his
hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it.
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01 May 2006 12:39:53 PM |
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<bg12345@apexmail.com> wrote in message
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This makes for good reading.
Even though the list's authors go after everyone, you can bet
some gutless twat like Fraud without the Stones or Fester the
Molester will cry a river about it.
http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.html
No list would be complete without adding the names "Paul Duca" and
"Parsifal" . Here they are together in an undated photo:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
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01 May 2006 01:33:01 PM |
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Sockpuppeting and forging loon <> wrote in message
news:I9ednWeKkpko2svZRVn-gA@giganews.com...
<bg12345@apexmail.com> wrote in message
news:1146502649.503233.321860@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This makes for good reading.
Even though the list's authors go after everyone, you can bet
some gutless twat like Fraud without the Stones or Fester the
Molester will cry a river about it.
http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.html
No list would be complete without adding the names "Paul Duca" and
"Parsifal" . Here they are together in an undated photo:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
Geez, Forgery boy, you've about worn that one out:
"Recently discovered in the archives."
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: (J Young)
Newsgroups: houston.general,austin.general,tx.general
Subject: Pattie and Donnie: The Prom
Date: 25 Oct 2004 15:31:28 -0700
Message-ID:
"There could only be 2. "Patrick" the Instigator and "Nails" from Austin."
[ audition photo ] - http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: "J Young" <>
Newsgroups:
alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.politics.homosexuality,rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.howard-stern,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: Which two people would you like to see in Brokeback Mountain
remake
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2006 22:51:21 -0500
Message-ID:
"I'll give you this one of a couple of aliens for free, taken at the Austin
Fire Dept. Christmas party 2002. Just call them "Nails & Pat"
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: "J Young" <>
Newsgroups:
alt.alien.research,alt.atheism,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic
References: <1137445023.219887.309610@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Cash Money for Alien Pics
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:12:07 -0500
Message-ID: <0PKdndwnZLsnF1HeRVn-pw@giganews.com>
"For those looking for a costume that will shock the neighbors, try
these get-ups of "Patrick" and "Donald".
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: (J Young)
Newsgroups:
houston.general,austin.general,alt.abortion,tx.general,tx.politics
Subject: "Patrick" and "Donald" Halloween costumes
Date: 30 Oct 2004 21:53:55 -0700
Message-ID: <9c2d0f9a.0410302053.63660d3b@posting.google.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.116.132<AOL>
"Nails" needs to come out of the closet on his/her own. The picture
from the party last year should have been enough incentive to be honest
with us."
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: "J Young" <>
Newsgroups: austin.general, houston.general
Subject: irrefutable proof that "Nails" is a cross-dressing homo
Date: 10 Jan 2005 06:35:02 -0800
Message-ID: <1105367702.183031.258840@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 152.163.101.13<AOL>
"Come clean "Nails". Just exactly who is your buddy in this picture
taken of you last year at the "convention"?
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: "J Young" <>
Newsgroups: austin.general, houston.general
Subject: Re:Donald and his new "friend" Loose Cannon
Date: 7 Jan 2005 15:53:57 -0800
Message-ID: <1105142036.973258.50120@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.116.7<AOL>
"You have the audacity to lecture anyone about morals? Where were your
morals when you posed for this picture at the firehouse?
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg For shame!!!"
From: (J Young)
Newsgroups:
talk.abortion,houston.general,alt.feminism,alt.abortion,tx.politics
Subject: Re: Our Not-So-Free Press
Date: 12 Nov 2004 16:29:38 -0800
Message-ID: <9c2d0f9a.0411121629.14fedfc0@posting.google.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.12.116.132<AOL>
And *all* those sockpuppets:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: (IBen Getiner)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality
Date: 25 Oct 2004 09:38:56 GMT
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Subject: More Ugly Homosexuality
Message-ID: <20041025053856.00243.00001651@mb-m26.aol.com>
"There is a lowlife scumbag roaming Usenet with the nickname "Loose
Cannon". Harrassing and annoying decent people has become his/her M.O.
There is only one know photo of this *****; taken from his/her
friend "Nails" profile of the two of them at a party last year. If
anyone can identify which "Loose Cannon" this really is, please let us
know."
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
From: "Payback's a *****" <superasswipe@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <1105153601.171474.67170@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 152.163.100.139 <AOL>
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
"He's the tall one on the left"
From: "loose cannon" <looseaint@aol.com>
Newsgroups:
austin.forsale,austin.general,austin.politics,tx.politics,tx.general
Subject: "Donald" at the Christmas party, 2002 [ for those who missed it ]
Date: 21 Jun 2005 22:28:11 -0700
Message-ID: <1119418091.441783.129100@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 152.163.101.14<AOL>
LC~ J/IBen just keeps recycling the same old crap.
"JYoung has been infesting talk.abortion for ages, and I'm quite
familiar with his proclivities. He also posts as "IBen Getiner" (sp?)
and has forged posts from Loose Cannon. A real piece of work, and it's
fun responding to him rationally - or with a flame."
From:
Message-ID: <1144761980.157829.203220@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>
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02 May 2006 07:31:07 AM |
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LC wrote:
Sockpuppeting and forging loon <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote...
No list would be complete without adding the names "Paul Duca" and
"Parsifal" . Here they are together in an undated photo:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
Geez, Forgery boy, you've about worn that one out:
He's also worn down his ***** to a raw and bleeding nub from incessantly
jerking off to bukkake pictures. Oh wait - that was Johnny. Does
IBen/JYoung count as one or two entries in the "101 Unsexiest Men" list?
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02 May 2006 08:44:50 AM |
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<spartakus@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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LC wrote:
Sockpuppeting and forging loon <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote...
No list would be complete without adding the names "Paul Duca" and
"Parsifal" . Here they are together in an undated photo:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
Geez, Forgery boy, you've about worn that one out:
He's also worn down his ***** to a raw and bleeding nub from incessantly
jerking off to bukkake pictures. Oh wait - that was Johnny. Does
IBen/JYoung count as one or two entries in the "101 Unsexiest Men" list?
Neither.
Perhaps you missed the qualifier "men"?
Call J/IBen what you will, but he's definitely no "man"...<g>
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02 May 2006 10:41:58 AM |
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On 2 May 2006 05:31:07 -0700, wrote:
LC wrote:
Sockpuppeting and forging loon <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote...
No list would be complete without adding the names "Paul Duca" and
"Parsifal" . Here they are together in an undated photo:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
Geez, Forgery boy, you've about worn that one out:
He's also worn down his ***** to a raw and bleeding nub from incessantly
jerking off to bukkake pictures.
Impossilbe. That would require that he have a ***** to begin with.
Oh wait - that was Johnny. Does
IBen/JYoung count as one or two entries in the "101 Unsexiest Men" list?
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02 May 2006 10:56:55 AM |
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"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:kfve52p3l3ererblclhdlc9as3ebv4d4cs@4ax.com...
On 2 May 2006 05:31:07 -0700, wrote:
LC wrote:
Sockpuppeting and forging loon <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote...
No list would be complete without adding the names "Paul Duca" and
"Parsifal" . Here they are together in an undated photo:
http://www.ambushmag.com/is1398/images/s10.jpg
Geez, Forgery boy, you've about worn that one out:
He's also worn down his ***** to a raw and bleeding nub from incessantly
jerking off to bukkake pictures.
Impossilbe. That would require that he have a ***** to begin with.
True.
However, it doesn't seem to interfere with his ongoing beastiality fetish:
"I was typing some notes to you AZZHOLES when suddenly I noticed
something, my KAT was licking *MY BALLZ*. It felt good but that
SANDPAPER TONGUE wasn't all that. My question: " WHAT can I do to make
IT FEEL BETTER?"
IBen
From: "IBen Getiner" <lappcatt@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.health+behav,rec.music.beatles
Subject: Kitty love
Date: 30 Apr 2006 07:27:26 -0700
Message-ID: <1146407246.057683.157250@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 152.163.100.198
Oh wait - that was Johnny. Does
IBen/JYoung count as one or two entries in the "101 Unsexiest Men" list?
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01 May 2006 12:31:30 PM |
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<bg12345@apexmail.com> wrote in message
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This makes for good reading.
Even though the list's authors go after everyone, you can bet
some gutless twat like Fraud without the Stones or Fester the
Molester will cry a river about it.
Shame Ann Coulter didn't make the list...
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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01 May 2006 01:42:00 PM |
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Denis Loubet wrote:
<bg12345@apexmail.com> wrote in message
news:1146502649.503233.321860@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This makes for good reading.
Even though the list's authors go after everyone, you can bet
some gutless twat like Fraud without the Stones or Fester the
Molester will cry a river about it.
Shame Ann Coulter didn't make the list...
Or that Phelps (hyphen) broad Fox interviewed.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Member, Earthquack's 666 club
Supervisor, EAC department of little adhesive-backed shiny plastic
L-shaped doo-dads to add feet to Jesus Fish department
It is safe to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history
and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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Happy to see I am not on the list
My wife would vote for Osama
but what is John Clayton doing there?
Tarzan is not sexy anymore?
Peter van Velzen
May 2006
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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