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"Therion Ware" |
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17 Jun 2004 12:15:21 PM |
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OT: The cat and the (cooked) chicken. |
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
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17 Jun 2004 12:20:14 PM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Teaching a cat is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
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Christianity has such a contemptible opinion of human
nature that it does not believe a man can tell the truth
unless frightened by a belief in God. No lower opinion
of the human race has ever been expressed.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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17 Jun 2004 12:39:23 PM |
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"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospamindy.rr.com> wrote in message
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Teaching a cat is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
My brother-in-law claims he taught their cat to fetch.
I suspect the cat taught him to throw.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2004 01:01:50 PM |
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In article <2je3c6Fvd26lU1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospamindy.rr.com> wrote in message
news:ipkAc.119234$DG4.35563@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Teaching a cat is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
My brother-in-law claims he taught their cat to fetch.
I suspect the cat taught him to throw.
LOL - That's apparently what happened to me ;)
That sneaky little *****!
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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17 Jun 2004 02:59:28 PM |
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Great Lord Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>, braving the raging
storm, scaled the mighty crag called alt.atheism on Thu, 17 Jun 2004
18:01:50 GMT and screamed this to the uncaring Gods.
Teaching a cat is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
My brother-in-law claims he taught their cat to fetch.
I suspect the cat taught him to throw.
LOL - That's apparently what happened to me ;)
That sneaky little *****!
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.
Ferrets have playmates!
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"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2004 01:03:51 PM |
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In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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18 Jun 2004 12:45:50 AM |
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On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 18:03:51 GMT in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
(Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
Possibly off a plate. You can imagine it can't you - guy puts plate
down, goes back to the kitchen for a glass of water or something,
returns and no chicken. Belief in the supernatural increases!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
But what would it spend it on?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Jun 2004 08:25:01 AM |
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In article <4a05d0t0o8kpji4smno7k8ivruqp3itrf6@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 18:03:51 GMT in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
(Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
Possibly off a plate. You can imagine it can't you - guy puts plate
down, goes back to the kitchen for a glass of water or something,
returns and no chicken. Belief in the supernatural increases!
LOL, too bad you weren't there to see your neighbor's reaction :)
I can definitely see it happening. Since my daughter's kitten grew big enough to
be able to jump up on the kitchen counter, I have to be REALLY careful about
what I leave there.
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
But what would it spend it on?
Tuna?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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18 Jun 2004 06:11:15 AM |
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On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 06:45:50 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
But what would it spend it on?
catnip, of course!
Auberge d'EAC
** menu du jour **
[Holy] Pigeon Coated with Mango Sauce - a divine dish!
Votre chef:# aa 1987.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Jun 2004 07:39:18 AM |
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In article <kma5d0h6dh8rlf9jj6o6appvk4ngd8puaq@4ax.com>, Jos Flachs says...
On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 06:45:50 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
But what would it spend it on?
catnip, of course!
No, sashimi!
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Apostate" |
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18 Jun 2004 01:18:51 AM |
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On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 06:45:50 +0100, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
alt.atheism:
On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 18:03:51 GMT in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
(Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
Possibly off a plate. You can imagine it can't you - guy puts plate
down, goes back to the kitchen for a glass of water or something,
returns and no chicken. Belief in the supernatural increases!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
But what would it spend it on?
Bribes, I should think.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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17 Jun 2004 01:16:25 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under my
desk. :o\
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2004 01:45:06 PM |
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In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80 degrees here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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17 Jun 2004 01:51:29 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:SElAc.6215$H4.299@www.newsranger.com...
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses
;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in
all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's
right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80 degrees
here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
No, it's summer in Europe, too. I'm in Australia. It's currently 2C (35F)
outside.
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| User: "Carpe Clayton...Seize The Atheist" |
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17 Jun 2004 07:47:42 PM |
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"Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com> wrote in message
news:2je7jbFv7p7aU1@uni-berlin.de...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:SElAc.6215$H4.299@www.newsranger.com...
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples'
purses
;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in
all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's
right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under
my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80 degrees
here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
No, it's summer in Europe, too. I'm in Australia. It's currently 2C
(35F)
outside.
Ah...winter in Queensland. 20C....oooohhh I'm so cold...ooooo!
:-D
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2004 02:46:00 PM |
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In article <2je7jbFv7p7aU1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:SElAc.6215$H4.299@www.newsranger.com...
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses
;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in
all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's
right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80 degrees
here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
No, it's summer in Europe, too. I'm in Australia. It's currently 2C (35F)
outside.
Damn, you're lucky - I HATE the hot weather ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Marvin" |
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17 Jun 2004 05:56:10 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:YxmAc.6221$H4.215@www.newsranger.com...
In article <2je7jbFv7p7aU1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:SElAc.6215$H4.299@www.newsranger.com...
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum
says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article
<mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a
cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine
Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around
109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour
fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of
someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit
cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out
of peoples' purses
;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and
lie around in
all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it.
In fact, he's
right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan
heater under my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe.
It's 80 degrees
here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way
;p
No, it's summer in Europe, too. I'm in Australia. It's
currently 2C (35F)
outside.
Damn, you're lucky - I HATE the hot weather ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Isn't Australia's average temperature hotter than the US?
Seems to me I've read that. Come Christmas, Sara may be
sweltering worse than you are now!
--
Marvin
To reply, burn off fog.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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17 Jun 2004 06:18:58 PM |
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"Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> wrote in message
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Isn't Australia's average temperature hotter than the US?
Seems to me I've read that. Come Christmas, Sara may be
sweltering worse than you are now!
The northern hemisphere is farther from the sun during it's summer than the
southern hemisphere is so the south does tend to be a bit warmer.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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20 Jun 2004 11:16:27 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> wrote in message
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Isn't Australia's average temperature hotter than the US?
Seems to me I've read that. Come Christmas, Sara may be
sweltering worse than you are now!
The northern hemisphere is farther from the sun during it's summer than
the
southern hemisphere is so the south does tend to be a bit warmer.
AAUGH!
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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21 Jun 2004 12:09:17 AM |
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On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 23:16:27 -0500 in alt.atheism, Denis Loubet
("Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> wrote in message
news:KepAc.447$J82.10@fe25.usenetserver.com...
Isn't Australia's average temperature hotter than the US?
Seems to me I've read that. Come Christmas, Sara may be
sweltering worse than you are now!
The northern hemisphere is farther from the sun during it's summer than the
southern hemisphere is so the south does tend to be a bit warmer.
AAUGH!
At times like this one should always remember that coral is made of
millions of little orgasms.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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| User: "Carpe Clayton...Seize The Atheist" |
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17 Jun 2004 07:50:27 PM |
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"Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
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In article <2je7jbFv7p7aU1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
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In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum
says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
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In article
<mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a
cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine
Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around
109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour
fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of
someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit
cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out
of peoples' purses
;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and
lie around in
all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it.
In fact, he's
right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan
heater under my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe.
It's 80 degrees
here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way
;p
No, it's summer in Europe, too. I'm in Australia. It's
currently 2C (35F)
outside.
Damn, you're lucky - I HATE the hot weather ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Isn't Australia's average temperature hotter than the US?
Seems to me I've read that. Come Christmas, Sara may be
sweltering worse than you are now!
It gets up to 41-42C (105f) during summer here.....and put some humidity on
top of that and you'll understand why I don't mind a bit of cold weather.
Of course since I've never seen snow in my life, I guess cold is a relative
term.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The cat and the (cooked) chicken. |
17 Jun 2004 03:17:32 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
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In article <2je7jbFv7p7aU1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:SElAc.6215$H4.299@www.newsranger.com...
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion
Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken
with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly
shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples'
purses
;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in
all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's
right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under
my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80
degrees
here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
No, it's summer in Europe, too. I'm in Australia. It's currently 2C
(35F)
outside.
Damn, you're lucky - I HATE the hot weather ;)
I agree. I always say you can put more clothes on, but there's a limit to
how much you can take off.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The cat and the (cooked) chicken. |
17 Jun 2004 09:01:42 PM |
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On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 18:45:06 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples' purses ;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in all
the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact, he's right
now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan heater under my
desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80 degrees here,
humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
A heater? What's that? Nobody here has a heater, nor a fire place.
Unless VERY rich and want to show off.
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Jos Flachs in: Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Rattanakorsin Mahinthara
Ayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom
Udom Ratchanivej Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit
Sakkathattiya A-visnukarmpasit
also known as: Bangkok, Thailand
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The cat and the (cooked) chicken. |
17 Jun 2004 05:21:17 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
In article <2je5nhF10ls27U1@uni-berlin.de>, Sara Brum says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:b2lAc.6211$H4.315@www.newsranger.com...
In article <mth3d0l574dagqnlm3bk4pgt5movufgnio@4ax.com>, Therion Ware
says...
I was so amused I just couldn't contain myself:
My Maine Coon cat just turned up dragging half a cooked chicken with
it. It feels warm to me - the chicken, not the Maine Coon. Though I
understand a cat's normal body temperature is around 109 degrees F.
One presumes I'm going to have one puzzled neighbour fairly shortly.
Oh my! Do you think he/she stole it right off of someone's grill?!
If only I could teach the cat to recognise credit cards, cash,
negotiable bonds and so forth...
Hmmm, I did have a cat that liked to steal money out of peoples'
purses ;)
I've trained my moggy to eat copious amounts of food and lie around in
all the warmest spots getting fat. He's very good at it. In fact,
he's right now successfully diverting all the warm air from the fan
heater under my desk. :o\
<chuckle> How cute :)
But I have to ask - A heater?!? You must be in Europe. It's 80 degrees
here, humid as all get out with a major thunderstorm on its way ;p
The building I work in was built in 1925 or so. The AC is not as old, but
knowing studio economics as I do, it ain't new. I've walked into the
office on warm sunny mornings to find the thermometer boasting 58 degrees,
and it's stuck. I not only have a heater under the desk, but I've used it
in 100 degree weather. Heh - opening the windows just makes it blast
harder.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
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It's my funeral and I'll fry if I want to...
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