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Religions > Atheism |
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"Iain" |
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20 May 2004 09:33:16 AM |
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OT: The difference between heaven and hell... |
The universe is a boiled egg and I am the yolk. I am your eggman.
If you worship me, you shall spend the rent of eternity making love to
the great chicken in the sky.
If you do not, you shall spend the rest of eternity being raped by the
great chicken in the sky.
Now you must choose...
~Iain
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| User: "The Clayton, The Bitch And The Wardrobe Drinker" |
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| Title: Re: The difference between heaven and hell... |
20 May 2004 08:26:18 PM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:6feb9a89.0405200633.3c854568@posting.google.com...
The universe is a boiled egg and I am the yolk. I am your eggman.
If you worship me, you shall spend the rent of eternity making love to
the great chicken in the sky.
If you do not, you shall spend the rest of eternity being raped by the
great chicken in the sky.
Now you must choose...
~Iain
Do you have a belief system without so much cholesterol?
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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| Title: Re: The difference between heaven and hell... |
21 May 2004 07:52:44 PM |
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And it came to pass that "The Clayton, The ***** And The Wardrobe
Drinker" <cjfat@BLOCKINGOFTHESPAMphonyemail.com> did write in
alt.atheism, news:40ad5a45$0$1588$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:6feb9a89.0405200633.3c854568@posting.google.com...
The universe is a boiled egg and I am the yolk. I am your eggman.
If you worship me, you shall spend the rent of eternity making love to
the great chicken in the sky.
If you do not, you shall spend the rest of eternity being raped by the
great chicken in the sky.
Now you must choose...
~Iain
Do you have a belief system without so much cholesterol?
Wait until you see the one based on sugar - eeeevil!
--
Walking on Glass (remove NOSPAM to email me)
AA #2053 Zymurgist #12
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or
you can inoculate...Try science"
Carl Sagan - "The Demon-Haunted World"
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The difference between heaven and hell... |
20 May 2004 01:51:15 PM |
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Iain wrote:
The universe is a boiled egg and I am the yolk. I am your eggman.
If you worship me, you shall spend the rent of eternity making love to
the great chicken in the sky.
If you do not, you shall spend the rest of eternity being raped by the
great chicken in the sky.
Now you must choose...
~Iain
I think you may have spent the rent of eternity on some bad weed.
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John Popelish
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