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Religions > Atheism |
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"Achy Breaky Clayton" |
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26 Jul 2005 06:50:20 PM |
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OT: The World's Worst Joke |
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
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Clayton The Lord Of The Eternally Changing Name
AA# 1861
EAC Executive Officer In Charge Of Squandering And Wasting Valuable
Resources
"Religion is like horse laxative....if you swallow it, you'll be left
feeling empty and have a huge pile of ***** to deal with!" - Clayton
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: The World's Worst Joke |
28 Jul 2005 12:45:19 PM |
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"Achy Breaky Clayton" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in message
news:42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
--
Clayton The Lord Of The Eternally Changing Name
AA# 1861
EAC Executive Officer In Charge Of Squandering And Wasting Valuable
Resources
"Religion is like horse laxative....if you swallow it, you'll be left
feeling empty and have a huge pile of ***** to deal with!" - Clayton
we will have to shoot you now you know
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
26 Jul 2005 07:30:49 PM |
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In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Khendon" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
26 Jul 2005 08:46:40 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
That deserves not only the ICBRC, but.... (wait for it...) *The Comfy
Chair!*
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
26 Jul 2005 08:57:30 PM |
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In episode <bpadnV3YoeQ4envfRVn-pA@comcast.com>, Khendon burst into the
room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
That deserves not only the ICBRC, but.... (wait for it...) *The Comfy
Chair!*
Well, the ICBRC *does have a Multiple Independently targeted Soft Cushions...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
27 Jul 2005 07:59:44 AM |
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On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:46:40 -0500, "Khendon" <Khendon@comcast.net>
wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
That deserves not only the ICBRC, but.... (wait for it...) *The Comfy
Chair!*
<shudder>
"Not the comfy chair!"
---
"This is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause"
- Padme Amidala, Episode III
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
27 Jul 2005 07:14:03 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
Hey!
What is about this rubber chicken thing?
I asked before but you wouldn't tell me.
I have my atheist list number now.
I think I have a right to be told!
--
Steve O
Atheist freethinker
Atheist list #2240
"Of all the tyrannies that afflict mankind, tyranny in religion is the
worst.
Every other species of tyranny is limited to the world we live in, but this
attempts a stride beyond the grave and seeks to pursue us into eternity."
- Thomas Paine
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
27 Jul 2005 07:20:54 AM |
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In episode <3kpc51Fv9bf9U1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
Hey!
What is about this rubber chicken thing? I asked before but you wouldn't
tell me. I have my atheist list number now.
I think I have a right to be told!
Told?
The rubber chicken that can be told is not the rubber chicken. In order to
understand the rubber chicken, you must stop desiring to understand the
rubber chicken...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
27 Jul 2005 07:51:36 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rIqdncdK95274XrfRVn-qg@megapath.net...
In episode <3kpc51Fv9bf9U1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
Hey!
What is about this rubber chicken thing? I asked before but you wouldn't
tell me. I have my atheist list number now.
I think I have a right to be told!
Told?
The rubber chicken that can be told is not the rubber chicken. In order to
understand the rubber chicken, you must stop desiring to understand the
rubber chicken...
Ahhhhhh....!
Now you make sense, grasshopper.
--
Steve O
Atheist freethinker
Atheist list #2240
"Of all the tyrannies that afflict mankind, tyranny in religion is the
worst.
Every other species of tyranny is limited to the world we live in, but this
attempts a stride beyond the grave and seeks to pursue us into eternity."
- Thomas Paine
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
27 Jul 2005 05:54:25 PM |
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In episode <3kpebeFpqvuuU1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rIqdncdK95274XrfRVn-qg@megapath.net...
In episode <3kpc51Fv9bf9U1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy
Breaky Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
Hey!
What is about this rubber chicken thing? I asked before but you
wouldn't tell me. I have my atheist list number now. I think I have a
right to be told!
Told?
The rubber chicken that can be told is not the rubber chicken. In order
to understand the rubber chicken, you must stop desiring to understand
the rubber chicken...
Ahhhhhh....!
Now you make sense, grasshopper.
I'm making sense?
(Where did I go wrong?)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
27 Jul 2005 06:42:22 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:q4GdnegZ7tc8jXXfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <3kpebeFpqvuuU1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rIqdncdK95274XrfRVn-qg@megapath.net...
In episode <3kpc51Fv9bf9U1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy
Breaky Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
Hey!
What is about this rubber chicken thing? I asked before but you
wouldn't tell me. I have my atheist list number now. I think I have a
right to be told!
Told?
The rubber chicken that can be told is not the rubber chicken. In order
to understand the rubber chicken, you must stop desiring to understand
the rubber chicken...
Ahhhhhh....!
Now you make sense, grasshopper.
I'm making sense?
(Where did I go wrong?)
This might help.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as the lesser
of two weevils.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
28 Jul 2005 11:08:02 AM |
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In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:q4GdnegZ7tc8jXXfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <3kpebeFpqvuuU1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the room
and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rIqdncdK95274XrfRVn-qg@megapath.net...
In episode <3kpc51Fv9bf9U1@individual.net>, Steve O burst into the
room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:aL6dnXeW5vEkSHvfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In episode <42e6cc24$0$25775$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy
Breaky Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
Gary Coleman as a hobbit in a remake of "The Lord Of The Rings"
*ahem*
"What you Tolkien about, Willis?"
Thank you.
<launching intercontinental ballistic rubber chicken>
Hey!
What is about this rubber chicken thing? I asked before but you
wouldn't tell me. I have my atheist list number now. I think I have a
right to be told!
Told?
The rubber chicken that can be told is not the rubber chicken. In
order to understand the rubber chicken, you must stop desiring to
understand the rubber chicken...
Ahhhhhh....!
Now you make sense, grasshopper.
I'm making sense?
(Where did I go wrong?)
This might help.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as the lesser
of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
28 Jul 2005 08:04:56 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields
and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as
the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
28 Jul 2005 08:45:03 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as the
lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this year!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
29 Jul 2005 09:03:22 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
29 Jul 2005 11:59:09 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
Three for a dollar works better and it is a *great* story to tell cops.
They will spend a lot of time trying to remember Artie when you start by
asking if they have run across him before.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
30 Jul 2005 04:24:51 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:xODGe.2001$iM7.1458@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
Three for a dollar works better and it is a *great* story to tell cops.
It was a sale--I couldn't resist ;p
They will spend a lot of time trying to remember Artie when you start by
asking if they have run across him before.
Heh. "Yeah! I remember that guy!"
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
30 Jul 2005 06:42:52 AM |
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In episode <Xns96A2D6464276Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields
and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as
the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
30 Jul 2005 04:25:18 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:RcSdnSOnS4ch-nbfRVn-gw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A2D6464276Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
Just don't step on my shrubbery!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
30 Jul 2005 06:48:48 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A3A726EEC53askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:RcSdnSOnS4ch-nbfRVn-gw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A2D6464276Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
Just don't step on my shrubbery!
I'll cut it down with a herring!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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31 Jul 2005 10:19:20 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:OO-
dnWphV6x8jHHfRVn-uA@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A3A726EEC53askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:RcSdnSOnS4ch-nbfRVn-gw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A2D6464276Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
Just don't step on my shrubbery!
I'll cut it down with a herring!
Albatross!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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31 Jul 2005 11:23:40 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A4E324D52B1askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:OO-
dnWphV6x8jHHfRVn-uA@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A3A726EEC53askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:RcSdnSOnS4ch-nbfRVn-gw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A2D6464276Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
Just don't step on my shrubbery!
I'll cut it down with a herring!
Albatross!
Sorry, we're out.
Like some cheese?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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01 Aug 2005 06:56:45 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:noWdnStly9RRPnDfRVn-qw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4E324D52B1askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:OO-
dnWphV6x8jHHfRVn-uA@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A3A726EEC53askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:RcSdnSOnS4ch-nbfRVn-gw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A2D6464276Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:OLGdnQh-1-uCF3TfRVn-3A@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to
Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind
in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second,
naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use
it!
Just don't step on my shrubbery!
I'll cut it down with a herring!
Albatross!
Sorry, we're out.
Like some cheese?
How about a strawberry tart without so much rat in it?
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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30 Jul 2005 03:10:40 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to
Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in
the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second,
naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Jul 2005 03:58:32 PM |
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In episode <49RGe.2289$iM7.2071@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike Painter
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Hey! Say no more!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
30 Jul 2005 04:25:43 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:2K-
dnU0pP8hldHbfRVn-sA@megapath.net:
In episode <49RGe.2289$iM7.2071@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike Painter
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this
year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Hey! Say no more!
Are you arguing?
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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30 Jul 2005 06:49:14 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A3A73A72278askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:2K-
dnU0pP8hldHbfRVn-sA@megapath.net:
In episode <49RGe.2289$iM7.2071@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter burst into the room and exclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Hey! Say no more!
Are you arguing?
Absolutely not!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: OT: The World's Worst Joke |
30 Jul 2005 08:23:00 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In episode <Xns96A3A73A72278askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:2K-
dnU0pP8hldHbfRVn-sA@megapath.net:
In episode <49RGe.2289$iM7.2071@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter burst into the room and exclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to
Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind
in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second,
naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to
use it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Hey! Say no more!
Are you arguing?
Absolutely not!
Of course not!
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
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31 Jul 2005 11:09:26 AM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 01:23:00 +0000 in <UJVGe.2360$iM7.664@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In episode <Xns96A3A73A72278askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:2K-
dnU0pP8hldHbfRVn-sA@megapath.net:
In episode <49RGe.2289$iM7.2071@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter burst into the room and exclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to
Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in
the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second,
naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use
it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Hey! Say no more!
Are you arguing?
Absolutely not!
Of course not!
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
I said, say no more!
(And stop winking at me... well, okay, but I want dinner first)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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31 Jul 2005 12:30:03 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 18:49:14 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster>
wrote:
In episode <Xns96A3A73A72278askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:2K-
dnU0pP8hldHbfRVn-sA@megapath.net:
In episode <49RGe.2289$iM7.2071@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter burst into the room and exclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda
this year!
Artie Chokes 10 for $1.00!
You know I have a Monty Python reference and I'm not afraid to use it!
You wouldn't dare.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Hey! Say no more!
Are you arguing?
Absolutely not!
Such a suggestion is _ludicrous_. I think you should fart in the general
direction of his mother and his mother's mother and then fling yourself from the
turrets.
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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29 Jul 2005 06:36:09 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:45:03 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <Xns96A1CC632CF68askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:eJadnayswZ1_n3TfRVn-uw@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A0BE0A9A828askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as the
lesser of two weevils.
See why Florida keeps getting hit with hurricanes????
I need some punacillin!
You keep that up, we're gonna get all the way to hurricane Zelda this year!
Then Aaron......
TheRain
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