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Religions > Atheism |
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"Therion Ware" |
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19 May 2005 12:49:41 PM |
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OT: Things You Didn't Know II: Bonobos bounce back. |
Bonobos bounce back - Chimps get top-notch council house
Last year, we launched a Save the Bonobo campaign.
The pygmy chimps who live in the Congo and
have sex on average every 90 minutes are facing
extinction. Finally, someone else is joining us
in trying to help these dirty little beasts.
A group of Bonobos are getting a $10 million,
18-room high-tech dream dormitory near Des
Moines, Iowa. Their crib has touch screens for
the chimps to chat with human researchers, a
webcam to see outside, flushing lavatories,
an indoor waterfall and climbing walls. The
experiment aims to see if this kind of
stimulation will help them develop skills in
language, art and music -- and pass those skills
on to future generations of chimps.
At the moment the bonobos spend their time
practicing hetro, homo and paedo shagging...
And researchers really think they're going
to give all that up to learn how to read
and play the piano?
(FYI: Vervet monkeys have blue testicles. And the
ones with the bluest balls are dominant.)
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Things You Didn't Know II: Bonobos bounce back. |
19 May 2005 02:17:06 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
Bonobos bounce back - Chimps get top-notch council house
Last year, we launched a Save the Bonobo campaign.
The pygmy chimps who live in the Congo and
have sex on average every 90 minutes are facing
extinction.
Of course they are. They don't get enough sex.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Things You Didn't Know II: Bonobos bounce back. |
19 May 2005 03:21:04 PM |
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On Thu, 19 May 2005 20:17:06 +0100, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Therion Ware wrote:
Bonobos bounce back - Chimps get top-notch council house
Last year, we launched a Save the Bonobo campaign.
The pygmy chimps who live in the Congo and
have sex on average every 90 minutes are facing
extinction.
Of course they are. They don't get enough sex.
Sounds to me, more like, the little sods are knackered.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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