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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "stoney"
Date: 05 Oct 2006 03:21:46 AM
Object: OT: Various
99 Rooms {I haven't looked at this}
Turn up your sound and turn off the lights! This interactive website is
a creepy must-see adventure.
http://www.99rooms.com/
A Nationwide, Fiber Optic Network for Gamers Only
GameRail is the first of its kind with a nationwide, fiber optic network
dedicated exclusively for gamers. Will it work and will it be worth the
money? Check out GotFrag's writeup on the service and their verdict on
this brand new company and service.
http://hardware.gotfrag.com/portal/story/34782/
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/10/03/elevator-floor-illusion/
http://www.hemmy.net/category/cool-stuffs/
whoa!
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/09/10/masaaki-sakai-billiard-trick-shots/#more-753
Hillbilly vasectomy
Subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy
Size: 6 KB
AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS
THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED.

SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS
COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN.

THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT
COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE

A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A
CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA) "LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A
BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO 10."

THE ALABAMIAN SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE
SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO MY
EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME."

"TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR.

SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE
HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND
RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.



THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN KENTUCKY, ARKANSAS, TENNESSEE, MISSISSIPPI,
LOUISIANA, VIRGINIA, AND WEST VIRGINIA.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: Various 05 Oct 2006 05:41:06 AM
In article <5dq8i21rkj7naoebopn03i071h9qia9sqh@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

99 Rooms {I haven't looked at this}
Turn up your sound and turn off the lights! This interactive website is
a creepy must-see adventure.
http://www.99rooms.com/

A Nationwide, Fiber Optic Network for Gamers Only

GameRail is the first of its kind with a nationwide, fiber optic network
dedicated exclusively for gamers. Will it work and will it be worth the
money? Check out GotFrag's writeup on the service and their verdict on
this brand new company and service.
http://hardware.gotfrag.com/portal/story/34782/

http://www.hemmy.net/2006/10/03/elevator-floor-illusion/

http://www.hemmy.net/category/cool-stuffs/

whoa!
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/09/10/masaaki-sakai-billiard-trick-shots/#more-753

Hillbilly vasectomy
Subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy
Size: 6 KB
AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS
THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED.

SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS
COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN.

THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT
COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE

A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A
CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA) "LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A
BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO 10."

THE ALABAMIAN SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE
SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO MY
EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME."

"TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR.

SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE
HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND
RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.



THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN KENTUCKY, ARKANSAS, TENNESSEE, MISSISSIPPI,
LOUISIANA, VIRGINIA, AND WEST VIRGINIA.

LOL! Good one! :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.


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